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fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (five years ago) Permalink

hi r

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (five years ago) Permalink

er hi bear!

the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (five years ago) Permalink

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (five years ago) Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (five years ago) Permalink

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rklu3Rao1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (five years ago) Permalink

http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_05.jpg

baby bear, you can drive my car

Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (five years ago) Permalink

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (five years ago) Permalink

wkiw that bear

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

waving bear is something else

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (five years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (five years ago) Permalink

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (five years ago) Permalink

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (five years ago) Permalink

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (five years ago) Permalink

bear say bye to me

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (five years ago) Permalink

ditto embarrassingly

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (five years ago) Permalink

SO SAD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (five years ago) Permalink

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (five years ago) Permalink

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (five years ago) Permalink

well there's my new display name

first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

this bear needs no meme phild

the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (five years ago) Permalink

seriously

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (five years ago) Permalink

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (five years ago) Permalink

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (five years ago) Permalink

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (five years ago) Permalink

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (five years ago) Permalink

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (five years ago) Permalink

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (five years ago) Permalink

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (five years ago) Permalink

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (five years ago) Permalink

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (five years ago) Permalink

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (five years ago) Permalink

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (five years ago) Permalink

:D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:56 (six months ago) Permalink

cute bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsCqmotxyME

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 25 May 2017 21:04 (five months ago) Permalink

Bear say "Get off my lawn!" to me.

nickn, Friday, 26 May 2017 03:15 (five months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

Bear chill with me. (Don't know if this has been posted - just popped up on my youtube reccs)

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 28 May 2017 07:13 (five months ago) Permalink

fantastic

niels, Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:28 (five months ago) Permalink

i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (five months ago) Permalink

(that's a really gorgeous bear though)

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (five months ago) Permalink

i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it

― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, May 28, 2017 10:35 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree w this tho buddy -- making a break for it is never gonna work

what's really wild is that there's a large gun ~right there~ but he can't reach for it

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:43 (five months ago) Permalink

feel like even if the gun was right in my lap i wouldn't trust either my ability to hit it or, even if I did, the chance i'd be able to kill it before it could close the distance between us

getting mauled to death by an angry wounded bear that would otherwise be a chill temporary companion would really suck

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:48 (five months ago) Permalink

oh def

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:52 (five months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdcGgfaXIAEf7-o.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:22 (five months ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/MsIkpUs.gif

pplains, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:21 (five months ago) Permalink

wocka wocka

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 28 May 2017 20:27 (five months ago) Permalink

bear breaks into home, plays piano:
http://www.fox29.com/news/258585949-story

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:54 (five months ago) Permalink

he can bearly play!

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 13:05 (five months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBqJDwwumg

j., Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:18 (five months ago) Permalink

the most adorable death machine

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:27 (five months ago) Permalink

who are the idiots taping that at short range?
"wheeeeeeeeeee"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:44 (five months ago) Permalink

this is why found-footage horror movies are possible, i think - there's something about the act of recording video that convinces people they're not in any real danger

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:47 (five months ago) Permalink

they mostly eat honey

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:50 (five months ago) Permalink

cool, you go take the video, i'll be in the car setting off for home

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:51 (five months ago) Permalink

there's something about the act of recording video that convinces people they're not in any real danger

Also see: Tornado chasers

pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:07 (five months ago) Permalink

that bear looks like you'd plug in a honey plug into its mouth jack

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:20 (five months ago) Permalink

ah fresh fresia!

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 June 2017 18:28 (five months ago) Permalink

“I think the bear is very cute,” she said. “But it just scares me he was in the house.”

niels, Friday, 9 June 2017 07:48 (five months ago) Permalink

It delicately used its padded paws to access the peanut butter.

“That was the crazy thing,” Hawley said. “He twisted the lid and opened it himself.”

i for one welcome our peanut-butter-smeared ursine overlords

alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 June 2017 10:02 (five months ago) Permalink

they are really cute but oh yeah death

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 9 June 2017 12:55 (five months ago) Permalink

man id really love to be a bear and say Hi to you all

It's always (sunny successor), Friday, 9 June 2017 14:41 (five months ago) Permalink

*to the tune of eleanor rigby*
bear in a hammock
waiting to see if the owner will notice he's there
he is a bear pic.twitter.com/DCBmGfEGvy

— DougExeter (@DougExeter) June 16, 2017

j., Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:55 (five months ago) Permalink

https://instagram.com/p/BVfSjowlApx/

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 18:41 (five months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

jokes on him, that bear knew they were seventh day adventists and was dragging him to the rapture

mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:57 (four months ago) Permalink

> "the teen, identified only by his first name, Dylan"

and by his job and the camp he works at, and his religion, and 45 seconds of him talking on video...

> "The camps feature zip lines, go-carts and canoeing, “all in a safe, Christ-centered atmosphere.”"

i must've missed the zip-lining and go-carting parts of the bible...

koogs, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 09:43 (four months ago) Permalink

they were the coolest parts!

pplains, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 13:30 (four months ago) Permalink

Bear do chomp to me

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 22:44 (four months ago) Permalink

http://www.channel4.com/info/press/news/bear-about-the-house-living-with-my-supersized-pet

Coming soon to Britisher tv

koogs, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:35 (four months ago) Permalink

https://missoulanews.bigskypress.com/missoula/in-idaho-a-hunter-finds-a-sad-state-of-affairs-for-bears/Content?oid=4597549

A man beside me toting a camera the size of a NASA telescope was entranced, murmuring, "They're so furry" and "They don't look scary at all." But I was heartbroken. The wild had been taken from these bears. It was gutting to see these bears stumble to the edge of the road to grab handouts from people like me.

I remember one large bear sitting motionless on his rear, his legs sticking straight out, paws tucked between his knees. He looked like an over-bundled child at the bottom of a ski lift who'd just seen his snowboard slide down the mountain. This bear made me feel queasy. He was not acting like a bear. He seemed depressed.

Living a caged life always on display, begging for junk food, is not what these animals were born to do. I'm a hunter. I've killed and eaten bears, an act some would say I should be tortured for committing. But what I saw at Bear World was a fate much crueler than death by arrow or bullet. I saw bears that had become "institutionalized," as actor Morgan Freeman puts it in the movie, The Shawshank Redemption. The film is about freedom, if you haven't seen it—something these bears will never know.

Yellowstone Bear World no doubt educates. It shows people wild animals they probably will never see in the wild. Many bears that live there were born in captivity or are "problem bears," meaning they've been trapped and relocated after becoming habituated to humans. I can understand that, but it sure as hell didn't feel right watching a bear named Teton posing for the tourists, crumbs falling down his chest, an unmistakable glint of shame in his eyes.

j., Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:44 (four months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well https://t.co/lvGLe5Cd3Z pic.twitter.com/SZVTNZN4TS

— Alaska Dispatch News (@adndotcom) June 9, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:59 (three months ago) Permalink

I, for one, think he did a fantastic job.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:24 (three months ago) Permalink

like his earlier work back when he went over the mountain

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:28 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Woman wakes up to find 3 bears inside her car https://t.co/Bb5hzSsUPb pic.twitter.com/5ElZLGOJ9e

— 9NEWS Denver (@9NEWS) October 5, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:57 (one month ago) Permalink

awkward

more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:58 (one month ago) Permalink

room for plenty more by the look of that.

koogs, Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:02 (one month ago) Permalink

"Is my Aunt Minnie in here?"

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 7 October 2017 05:06 (one month ago) Permalink


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