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Don't drink it, it's gross!

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

your mom

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.mltcreative.com/Portals/55581/images/img_115435875794.jpg

You look like a cute Paul Coker character but you're shilling GROSS.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Don't drink it, it's gross delicious!

^ fixed

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

fuck you

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

What did fruit punch ever do to you?

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

be gross

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

bug juice

buzza, Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

At least it's better than vegetable punch.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

Although meat punch is the worst.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Which in turn is better than meat punch.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

oh, fiddlesticks

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, the absolute worst is cock punch.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

how can a human being not love fruit punch. Heavenly Father made us specifically to enjoy the fruit punch

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

Fruit punch is kind of gross, though.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 6 May 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's the gross kind of okay. flavored sugar water made for kids. pretty much what you'd expect.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 6 May 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Haiwaiian Punch is merely a small step away from Kool Aid, but when it comes to taste, it is in a class by itself. (Abbbottt well understands what I mean by that.)

Aimless, Monday, 7 May 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

At least it's better than vegetable punch.

― You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:38 PM

not true, it's worse

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, the absolute worst is cock punch.

― 'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:40 PM (4 hours ago)

probably not true

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

how can a human being not love fruit punch. Heavenly Father made us specifically to enjoy the fruit punch

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:57 PM (4 hours ago)

no

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

you like the weirdest things, aero

horseshoe, Monday, 7 May 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm blaming all those sad jams Boz Scaggs made about fruit punch.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

Abbott otm about fruit punch, unless Lindeman's Kriek Lambic counts as fruit punch.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

no

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

I have a faint feeling yr not talking about actual fruit punch, right?

http://dementiacaredevon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fruit-punch.jpg

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

Even that is fairly gross.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

TBF once the bits of fruit have all gone soggy in the drink, that is true.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

gross from the start

toandos, Monday, 7 May 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

hawaiian punch is the best

dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

this thread really makes me want fruit punch, what a delicious drink

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

bug juice

― buzza, Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:38 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fishermen are coveted by whores & stoners (Pillbox), Monday, 7 May 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

i dont recall the last time i wanted fruit punch but i want it now

lag∞n, Monday, 7 May 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

crut & dayo otm

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 May 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

also lagün

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 May 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

I wish my local deli had Hawaiian Punch.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 7 May 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

hawaiian punch is the best

― dayo, Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread really makes me want fruit punch, what a delicious drink

― crüt, Sunday, May 6, 2012 9:40 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 7 May 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

i love me some fruit punch

bad fruit punch can be really gross though

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Monday, 7 May 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

all fruit punch is bad fruit punch

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

I had to resort to desperate measures and drink a tropical flavored Fruitopia. I know this is low on the fruit punch totem pole but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

They still make Fruitopia???

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

it's the Strawberry Passion Awareness flavor they have in vending machines, which I think counts as fruit punch.

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

I mean fountain drink machines

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

i would classify it as fruit slap in the face.

estela, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

They still make Fruitopia???

crut lives in a '97 time vortex iirc

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

what is the best are those little sacs you have to poke holes in

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

abbott i admire your brave truth telling!

goole, Monday, 7 May 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

I drank the shit out of these things as a kid:

http://www.packagingdigest.com/photo/292/292161-Little_Hug_barrels.jpg

And then graduated to these as a teenager:

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1057crushfm.com/files/2011/12/squeeze-it-compassdesigninc-com.jpg

Given my K-12 diet, I honestly wonder how I don't have diabetes.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like they're a little "healthier" these days. P. sure they were just sugar and artificial flavors back in the day.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

I never had those brand name barrel drinks. My mom just got the generic kind at the grocery store. Even at that young age, I knew I was tasting far too many chemicals.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 May 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link

Vomiting fruit punch is gross and creepy--it makes everything RED.

Leslie Mann: Boner Machine (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

take store bought fruit punch, add some real pineapple juice, maybe some orange juice, and a good quality ginger ale = we don't need alcohol to get our kicks.

Three Word Username, Monday, 7 May 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

Closest I've got to drinking fruit punch recently has been the apple & mango juice not from concentrate I get regularly.
Wonder if I'd enjoy that Kool aid Tropical these days i know I did as a kid. But artificial might not appeal any more.
Maybe if it was electrified?

Stevolende, Monday, 7 May 2012 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

Heavenly Father made us specifically to enjoy the fruit punch

TANG, iirc.

booblights and the eternal frustration (how's life), Monday, 7 May 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

My best acid buddy in high school was from a mormon family and we drank SO much Tang

booblights and the eternal frustration (how's life), Monday, 7 May 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

I was really into Hawaiian Punch for a while when I was a kid but I wised up. Since then, I have had many varieties of homemade fruit punch/slurpees and guess what -- without an exception, they were mostly pretty gross. I don't even really like sangria very much on account of it.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe one or two of the homemade ones were ok -- but at their worst they were
1 can orange juice concentrsate
1 can pineapple chunks
2 liter sprite
rainbow sherbet

^^ that? really?

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol that sounds pretty good to me

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

^seconded. That's some all-time church basement shit.

booblights and the eternal frustration (how's life), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno, i guess it's a little bit of good housekeeping that i never really experienced as a kid, so it doesn't appeal to me as an adult

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

I can't believe a. that my mom used to let me drink this all of the time and b. that I thought it was delicious. It has such a chemical, poisonous-feeling aftertaste.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

Honestly the only time I can deal with fruit punch (Hawaiian, church basement, whatever) is to dilute with water by at least half. It's all too sweet.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

xp I hate commercial fruit punches that are obviously just made from whatever fruit is left over from making other drinks. But re: 'chemical' taste, my favourite fruit punch, basically the only one I'd ever drink, was this:
http://oomph.muirhoward.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/quatro_can.jpg
(lol80s)
Made with pineapple, orange, passion fruit and grapefruit. Tasted synthetic like pear drops used to taste.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.99only.com/files/imagecache/product_full/502981.gif

dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

these wax bottle fruit drinks always gave me the o_0

http://assets.smokingmeatforums.com/7/71/71f3d537_CandyFailsWaxJuiceBottles.jpeg

biggie smallclothes (brownie), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

You guys are posting pictures of the worst garbage ever produced by chemical industry.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Quatro was made with real fruit juice, but somehow managed to taste completely fake, like some Des Esseintes would come up with.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

...and the advert made it look like a product from the Max Headroom series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gTUshlWFG0

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link


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