Did anyone mention shearer's tuft rip earlier? It's chatting up princess di in the china white's in heaven now.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
great chance
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
coming to a league near you next season...
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
I had an idea but it turned out I was thinking of Sacco and Vanzetti xp
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
are we gonna have a tournament with one non-shite arsenal player?
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
Scweinsteiger's played a couple of godawful passes in the last 5 mins
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, June 9, 2012 7:17 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
walcott hat-trick monday
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
mertesacker managing to not mess up while on the bench.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know if there's any way to sound more effortlessly xenophobic than referring to e.g. 'france' as 'the french'.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
pepe just kicked gomez in the nuts
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
"the frogs"
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
Technically, Bendtner didn't miss any chances today.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
Arshavin seems to be doing alrig...oh wait
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
pepe is v good. a psychopath, but awfully good.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
this game is shit so far :(
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
this is not v good.
xp yop.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty much sighing any time someone tries a shot now. Wonder if it's the heat that's affecting them. Lahm particularly seems to be sweating like a pig.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
great delayed fall from nani there. was a foul.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
oh. my. god.
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
ball don't lie
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
germany fans are enthusiastic in their disgust, certainly.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Touch of Charles Hawtrey about Ozil too, now I think of it.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
IN?
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
that must have been a stealth five-point exploding heart technique because nani took 5 strides before collapsing in utter agony
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
oh that was close
ooooh
on the line.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
ooooo
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
i appear to be slightly more in time with the rest of you now.
portugal haven't been good to watch since they exchanged open warfare with holland that time
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Hansen needs his hair tidying up at the back.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
hurrah here's hansen to bring some much-needed positivity.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
will they show zizouu throw up?
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
Yup.
England played better in that defeat to France than they have in any subsequent international tournament. Euro 2004 was a glorious time.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
Well, that was a nice Euro 2012. When does the Tour de France start, exactly?
― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
Alan Shearer really does think absolutely everything is fucking hilarious at the moment, doesn't he? It's extraordinary.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
Only one point off 2nd place LBI.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
p sure shearer's on one.
sounds like we're missing a decent Argentina - Brazil game
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
True Pandemic. Can't say I'm all that excited about Germany and Portugal though, fouls galore.
It is sad we had a team that can't score and have Van Persie who fails in the Orange jersey once again.
― HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD? (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
ooh number none, don't tempt me
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
Crap, should have got that across.
lahm schooled
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
Hell of a sprint from Ronaldo to get to that ball.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
sneijder>>>>>>>>>ozil tonight.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
Boateng not looking at all clever here. This is livening up.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
Like to see reus come on.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
Commentators repeatedly having their snarking undone by replays showing the exact opposite of what they've just harrumphed at is entertaining.
Reus would be a good option.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
messi only has 2 tonight so far btw
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link