why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Grow up, stop being a crybaby, get out of your dream world and develop a backbone, not a wishbone, Scott.

this person who posted this used the young people who hang out on main street here in town all day doing nothing as an example of kids who needed to do something. but what i had to point out to them was that most of the kids who hang out on main street all day here in town are really fucked up! and have fucked up families and no money and neglect/abuse/addiction/malnutrition/etc in their history. they are not just gonna take on the world and help end war any time soon! there is no empathy though and everyone just hates them because they are dirty and poor and fucked up! maybe mitt romney will win this election...

i also had to point out that some of the young people on main street were actually very environmentally aware citizens because some of them live in the woods in tents behind the friggin' cumberland farms convenience store and not in actual homes!

it really is like posting an old ed anger column from the national enquirer on your facebook and taking it really seriously.

forgive me, guys. i missed out on all the fun last month

http://i.imgur.com/JdK0x.jpg

You know, Hitler has a point.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/268787_501264106555265_1106266285_n.jpg

ARE YOU INSPIRED YET

brb off to knife a hobo

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that's where my man reposted the judge thing from, although it doesn't look like he Liked that page.

ah, discernment a trustworthy sign then

Jesus save us from homeschooling religious people and their strategically monetized simple living blogs.

so the airline story goes back to the 90's:

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp

the one going around on facebook includes a picture of people on an airplane taking pictures of something with their cell-phones.

can i ask a dumb question? how do you actually make these?

http://www.mememaker.net/create or maybe lolcatmaker

http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/570026.jpg

From that Snopes page

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays <nobr>— that</nobr> would be great."
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I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."
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She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
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Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen, and I outrank you, bitch! So put the tray up!"

You can tell a homo b/c they're all like <girlfriend> this and <nobr> that.

<nobromo>

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/386941_10152014069305005_200969743_n.jpg

i disagree with the phase of that moon

"victories" is somehow the most confusing part of that

http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/570771.jpg

Is there even any sand in that picture?

Its a parody macro my husb made

That is one of the funniest things ever, j

We got punked!

wow it was way more successful than i anticipated. wasn't gonna share it on fb bc i didn't think anyone would get it... but that may be the best part!

you still haven't shared it.

is that baby patton oswalt?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526647_10151974380785005_1131683178_n.jpg

how has this thread really gotten to this point without a single shoutout to the tedious PITA who invented this entire genre back in the poster-and-inspirational-gift-book days - - - SARK

http://thinkingclub.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sark.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/dangerous_tea_by_sark_poster-rad94a37756f449d2bd10a29c5dae24f0_o97_400.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UT1xkr3u28E/TucQMnl_aQI/AAAAAAAAAM0/xrmUre4Va4I/s1600/sarkchild.jpg

fuckin' one-woman INDUSTRY of this shit

Can't decide "be an adventure" is terrible advice or simply meaningless

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF "HALLMARK"

let crabby love be pajamas. Pleasures they are. When own trees and and imagine with your keep god. Your express their caring miraculous.

sorry, my first girlfriend was way into sark shit and i just have a disproportionate amount of pent-up eye-rolling

btw kudos everybody, this thread has derailed my whole afternoon with first-rate lols, this in particular sent me over the top:

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.

― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in a birdbath

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark

Did SARK predate this yahoo?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0t30_gpmelk/S7e31HXyzPI/AAAAAAAAAA8/5C0Ju3G_rLo/s1600/N93~All-I-Really-Need-to-Know-Kindergarten-Posters.jpg

sigh... childhood is so magical!

Shameful confession: I had that poster on my bedroom wall in high school and I think my freshman college dorm, at least for the first semester.

well, if you hadn't retained the lessons from kindergarten regarding honest self-disclosure you would never have had the balls to admit that in a public forum... i salute you!

All I really need to know
I learned in a
freshman college dorm room

all i really need to know i learned in kindergarten! btw can someone tie my shoes for me

not a girl though, you have cooties

Invite someone dangerous over for tea? Wtf

*calls up convicted murderer, asks if they like constant comment*

like so many of his generation he had a weakness for lemon zinger and armed robbery

really was tempted to photoshop that text over either creepy axe murderer photo, or Busta Rhymes

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/99a/f03/07b/resized/atheist-descartes-meme-generator-i-think-therefore-i-am-atheist-42f530.jpg?1342125115.jpg

Descartes, noted atheist.

http://420tribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/marijuana-quote-carl-sagan.jpg

Carl Sagan, noted face-painting enthusiast.

A good friend of mine is constantly reposting things from "the thinking atheist" page. Ugh.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/sarkadvice.jpg

ahaha charles lindburgh