why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

halloween hand model

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/8803/thumbs/s-MADONNA-large.jpg

conical bra wearer

driver of black rubber bracelet sales

lace hairtie enthusiast

i totally bought black rubber bracelets at canal jeans in 1984. guilty as charged!

I very much intentionally STILL dress like Madonna in the "Papa Don't Preach" video once every couple of months (the black and white striped shirt/jeans ensemble).

off the shoulder tee with tanktop and brastraps showing style maven

i wore metallic blue lycra leggings in 1984 bc of Madge

i have skipped down the street in a particular way because of madge

My friend's boutique Uptown Minneapolis* was selling black rubber bracelets in '83 or thereabouts; nevertheless I discovered that big black hardware store washers were a) cheaper and b) had a variety of thicknesses that looked awes when worn together in quantities. Wore these with a huge paint-spattered, utterly dishragged white teeshirt of my dad's. Thanks, Dad! Thanks, hardware store manager uncle!

*Gone now, they also sold fluorescent rubber bracelets and those half-coloured tin bangles impressed with diamond shapes, avoided by those of us who wouldn't appreciate looking like a member of the Go-Gos' farm team.

yeah i knew girls who got their bracelets from automotive/hardware stores. and that would have been 83 come to think of it. by 84 i was on to bigger and better things like those indian bracelets i would get on marthas vineyeard. loved those things. i probably felt like it brought me closer to terry hall who was my spirit guide. man, canal jeans was so dayglo in 1983. like a nuclear accident or something. i was always so sad when i had to go home to connecticut. i should have just run away.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/293187_317966284966718_1073541856_n.jpg

DO IT

is that the poster for the republican convention?

looks like it could be a tampon ad

*creates bank heist*

FLYING TOASTER PILOT!
*folds arms, genie nod*

i piloted a number of flying toasters on my PC back in the early 90s, it's overrated IMO

buzzkill

I dont care what you say, I'm going to chase my dream!

http://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gifhttp://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gifhttp://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gif

Hrm, on second glance, those wings look...battier than I remember them being. Carry on.

ty

I very much intentionally STILL dress like Madonna in the "Papa Don't Preach" video once every couple of months (the black and white striped shirt/jeans ensemble).

This is a noble aspiration.

ty

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=470313999653586&set=a.194724580545864.46567.107699875915002&type=1&ref=nf

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/542547_470313999653586_1601318333_n.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484465_10152054980390565_714263916_n.jpg

aw man

awwwwwww man

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man

haha am I lame for liking those last two?

Er, the rage one anyway

but tom morello you just stepped out of a golf cart

the actual machine that your music has been raging against for two decades

Pussy riot one should be reversed to make the joke work, so it's like "Pussy Riot -> Pussy"

TBH when I started reading the Tom Morello one I at first thought I was reading an Onion article :/

I mean: "Don't mistake me, Paul Ryan has clearly got a lot of "rage" in him!"

for real

whole lotta

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582706_317372405026558_1301321666_n.jpg

"...and when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's classical Newtonian mechanics."

http://i.imgur.com/BjkMy.jpg

gross

"...and when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's classical Newtonian mechanics."

lolll

so what's the diff between this thread and the current fb status updates thread? this thread is for image macro saying memes?

Yes.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405341_342913505792926_20781177_n.jpg

lol

http://i47.tinypic.com/4lg8qc.jpg

what the fuck

http://i45.tinypic.com/dy14eb.jpg

the third ellipse is a heart xxl