why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

There's a whole tumblr of those if it's a legitimate x. Some of them are funny, some of them are horribly formed.

enforced excitement/joy/seize the day/stop complaining stuff on facebook or the internet always bugs me. because it really does feel like the person posting it is trying to convince themselves that they aren't miserable.

haha so otm

carpe diem, motherfuckers

oh god, that reminds me, I have to take a picture of this plaque someone mysteriously put up in a tiny meeting room, it actually says:

CARPE DIEM

Seize the Day

kind of how i feel about "life coaches" too, like i can't help but suspect that more are just miserable people caught in a some kind of "self-actualizing" loop
xp

COMMIT RANDOM ACTS....... OF KINDNESS!!

idea #5: if you see someone who looks a little down, create a spontaneous "one-person flashmob" - just for them!

lolll

what a world

man, "life coaches." I have a friend who I think seems really self-actualized but was going to career counselor-types (not life coaches) a couple years ago because she wasn't quite feeling it with her job. Now, she has the same job, but she and her husband have three dogs and she runs something like ten miles a day.

If it's a legitimate LOL, the EXCELSIOR has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

sorry, I don't know where that came from, plz to delete

^^^^Next EXCELSIOR thread title plz.

haha that's what i figured it was!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/390772_456101604420989_347779709_n.jpg

Of all the reasons to object to Hot Topic…

similarly I boycott nuclear energy as it uses a cheap soulless imitation of glowsticks for its so-called 'power'

hahahahahaha

i am boycotting all babies until they stop sucking on the sacred pacifier.

sacred, sacred are the jncos

putting this on tumblr, i expect 20,000 reblogs by the end of the day

http://i.imgur.com/s7c9D.jpg

This person sounds really super annoying but I never watched Spongebob so maybe there is a complex subtext.

Nope.

so you know how facebook is now notifying you when someone you interact w/a lot just does anything, the fact that ive been clicking through on all these inspirational image macros for the last couple weeks is really backfiring

haw

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=346671405421547&set=a.332239150198106.77897.100002360719369&type=1&theater

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151046806032909&set=a.258016217908.138579.117609792908&type=1&theater

This guy was the only rabid Ron Paul fan on my friends list that I hadn't hid. For a while he was alternating furiously between

1.)Inspirational quotes
2.)Ron Paul 2012 Or Obama Will Kill America With Taxes
3.)Organic Farming
4.)Marijuana Legalization
5.)Bob Marley or Spearhead Youtubes

He seems to have chilled out on the Ron Paul thing, thank god.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.18.403.403/p403x403/603437_10151046806032909_1721041606_n.jpg

If I ever have a city growing out of my ass please shoot me

Err, the picture is illustrating natural resources being used surely and not being loved at all

so the conclusion is 1,000,000% RONG imo

the end of that is supposed to say "and people are being used". not having the easiest time c&ping from facebook this morning though, so I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead.

"People are not supposed to have the sears tower in their ass"

rt if you are against sears towers in peoples asses

that's the best piece of art in this thread yet. i dig it! kind of blakean.

where's his dick

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/200814_398057633588979_1931226627_n.jpg

i remember someone writing that kruger posters were the inspiration for these but I think really we have to put the blame on van halen:
http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/304/012770_6.jpg

justice is sooo freaky

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11800000/2Pac-and-JJ-Poetic-Justice-tupac-shakur-11865029-342-500.jpg

whoa man justice is FREAKIN ME OUT

lol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542346_429687430416185_2101365518_n.jpg

needs more blood

ernest hemingway's greatest short story:

"ernest hemingway"

by, ernest hemingway.

theres nothing to writing all you do is sit down at a typewriter and write your name

in mysteriously large type

lol xp lol
ohman there are so many good things about that one, i mean, it has to be a joke one, aw hemingway's dainty hands and cute crossed-leg naked typing on a magical typewriter

kind of killing me

needs a shotgun next to the typewriter.