why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

what a disaster for someecards

how will ppl be sarcastic on the Internet good
no one man should have all that epower

it's only someepower calm down

beneking

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first line should be "You don't need someone to complete you acceptably". i hate uneven equations.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

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completely

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"So true"

make's you think

oh dear: "makes"!

it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley

Only 15 years old at the time too.

scarcastially

think he meant ska-castically, france has a policy of employing old rude boys as passport officials don't you know

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Comedy genius

is that a 1970s dr who villain

It's Billy Connolly, who's a Scottish stand-up comic. Next line of that was something like 'what are you going to do with your 53 virgins when you're flying fucking mince' which is a little bit funnier.

can't believe a frenchwoman had the audacity to ask a man for his passport

maybe if he'd arrived by sea by armored transport or parachuted in he wouldn't have needed one, makes you think

whoa

Just wanted to say, I love this thread so much. I'm glad most of these obnoxious macros don't pop up on my FB, but the comments in this thread are always fucking hilarious. Thank you.

co-sign. still getting lols out of "it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley"

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i'm sure plenty of you have seen some version of this but this is BLOWING MY MIND because it was posted by a dude who used to be my dealer, TRU LOLZ

hahaha

i should call him up and ask if he has any "extra illegal things"

I need to go home, I misread "Wear your poopy with pride" and was really grossed out for about 10 seconds before I realized

"if you can get drugs then you can afford groceries" is such a bullshit argument, i mean i'm pretty sure most stores won't let you trade sex for groceries, for one thing

but basically, yes, let's punish people with addictions by taking away their ability to pay for food and shelter, yaaaay we solved welfare

A friend and I were explaining how dumb a drug test for unemployment is to some other friends and he eventually just explained that his old job in manufacturing usually had a furlough period once a year for 2 - 3 weeks where he'd be eligible for unemployment. He basically used it as either a time to go on hiking trips or would watch tons of old movies. Either way, he did a fair bit of smoking. Due to the fact he was technically laid off for that time, he could collect unemployment.

also: it would be crazy expensive to even implement and run a drug-testing program in all fifty states. you might even say it's...Wasteful Government Spending?????>

congrats, you have a drug problem and now you have no money for food or shelter

yeah it's not a thoughtful argument based in any sort of practical logic, really, it's about expressing how much you dislike poor brown people without actually saying so

Fabulous. I too have seen this posted by girlfriends of super burnouts.

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yikes

There isn't even anything funny to say about that one. I mean, there is, but… Geez.

O_O

who is the dude between ocho and chris brown

this is about the least wrong thing about that image, but Nicki Minaj said her Romney endorsement was a joke

Yeah, it took me a while to even work out what that was about, b/c Minaj firmly stated that it was a tongue-in-cheek in-character endorsement.

speaking of nicki i just discovered the "Musicians are so much sexier than normal people. FACT." group which is roughly 60% "music today sucks"/40% nerd lols

The person who made that image clearly understands nuanced satire, emil.y.

"in character" endorsements of realistic evils by pop stars need to go ahead and wuit

also I had no idea what that jpg even meant but I was p sure it was evil, Ty for confirming. It was actually found on the "discover" tab of my twitter

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think abt it

*places chicken on ipad*

suddenly I have a craving for hot wings

Not sure the economics work out on this, but sure, sounds good to me.

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yeah if we had hundreds of thousands of people defending footballs it would be a little harder to pay them so much