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― itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Thursday, 8 November 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
first line should be "You don't need someone to complete you acceptably". i hate uneven equations.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 November 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 8 November 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
NEEDTOYOUNEEDTOYOUcompletely
― Neil S, Thursday, 8 November 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
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"So true"
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 8 November 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
make's you think
― Neil S, Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
oh dear: "makes"!
it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
Only 15 years old at the time too.
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
scarcastially
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
think he meant ska-castically, france has a policy of employing old rude boys as passport officials don't you know
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
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Comedy genius
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
is that a 1970s dr who villain
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
It's Billy Connolly, who's a Scottish stand-up comic. Next line of that was something like 'what are you going to do with your 53 virgins when you're flying fucking mince' which is a little bit funnier.
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe a frenchwoman had the audacity to ask a man for his passport
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
maybe if he'd arrived by sea by armored transport or parachuted in he wouldn't have needed one, makes you think
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
whoa
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
Just wanted to say, I love this thread so much. I'm glad most of these obnoxious macros don't pop up on my FB, but the comments in this thread are always fucking hilarious. Thank you.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
co-sign. still getting lols out of "it's awful the way the poppy is hijacked by various political factions and obscures its original, underlying message, that the French are cunts. hat tip Lee Crossley"
― qiqing, Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
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i'm sure plenty of you have seen some version of this but this is BLOWING MY MIND because it was posted by a dude who used to be my dealer, TRU LOLZ
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― balls, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
i should call him up and ask if he has any "extra illegal things"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
I need to go home, I misread "Wear your poopy with pride" and was really grossed out for about 10 seconds before I realized
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
"if you can get drugs then you can afford groceries" is such a bullshit argument, i mean i'm pretty sure most stores won't let you trade sex for groceries, for one thing
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
but basically, yes, let's punish people with addictions by taking away their ability to pay for food and shelter, yaaaay we solved welfare
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
A friend and I were explaining how dumb a drug test for unemployment is to some other friends and he eventually just explained that his old job in manufacturing usually had a furlough period once a year for 2 - 3 weeks where he'd be eligible for unemployment. He basically used it as either a time to go on hiking trips or would watch tons of old movies. Either way, he did a fair bit of smoking. Due to the fact he was technically laid off for that time, he could collect unemployment.
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
also: it would be crazy expensive to even implement and run a drug-testing program in all fifty states. you might even say it's...Wasteful Government Spending?????>
― GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
congrats, you have a drug problem and now you have no money for food or shelter
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it's not a thoughtful argument based in any sort of practical logic, really, it's about expressing how much you dislike poor brown people without actually saying so
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
Fabulous. I too have seen this posted by girlfriends of super burnouts.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
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― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
yikes
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
There isn't even anything funny to say about that one. I mean, there is, but… Geez.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
O_O
― sug ones (omar little), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
who is the dude between ocho and chris brown
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
this is about the least wrong thing about that image, but Nicki Minaj said her Romney endorsement was a joke
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, it took me a while to even work out what that was about, b/c Minaj firmly stated that it was a tongue-in-cheek in-character endorsement.
― emil.y, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of nicki i just discovered the "Musicians are so much sexier than normal people. FACT." group which is roughly 60% "music today sucks"/40% nerd lols
― GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY (donna rouge), Friday, 9 November 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
The person who made that image clearly understands nuanced satire, emil.y.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 9 November 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
"in character" endorsements of realistic evils by pop stars need to go ahead and wuit
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
also I had no idea what that jpg even meant but I was p sure it was evil, Ty for confirming. It was actually found on the "discover" tab of my twitter
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
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think abt it
― marguerite yourarsenal (clouds), Monday, 12 November 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
*places chicken on ipad*
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
suddenly I have a craving for hot wings
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 November 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
Not sure the economics work out on this, but sure, sounds good to me.
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― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link
yeah if we had hundreds of thousands of people defending footballs it would be a little harder to pay them so much
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
guy in the picture DOES NOT HAVE A HELMET
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
aka he is inhuman garbage
he does have... an antique car
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm also not sure what the old timey limousine in the background is supposed to represent. Is that the football? I don't really watch sports.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link