why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

LOL

I'll take the swag please

It's not just the obvious flaws in each particular inspirational quote that's the problem for me, it's seeing people you know, have a lot of time for etc putting up macro after macro, like 10 in one go, when you know they're going through a difficult time, and also knowing, well, being 70% sure, that most of the things those macros say are the opposite of what that person should be thinking about

Oh and I'm sure I saw a version of the birth stretch marks one - text reads 'These wounds are tiger stripes/it just means you've earned your stripes' - which seems fair enough to me (as someone who will never have birth stretch marks)

but this one had several pictures of slit wrists

That seems dangerous. Because yes you should absolutely be able to say 'My body is beautiful, fuck you if you don't like my stretch marks, they mean I had this kid which is brilliant'. But I don't think looking at self harm scars and saying 'This means I'm powerful' is like a good idea. Or am I talking rubbish and this might be useful to someone?

really it's way more amazing that you can fit like a million paintings on a VHS tape then that you can fit the contents of a VHS tape in an iphone, proportionally speaking.

cardamon, thinking like that will only drive you crazy. just accept the idea that rampant, near-universal irrationality means there is that much more unused rationality left over for YOU!

really it's way more amazing that you can fit like a million paintings on a VHS tape then that you can fit the contents of a VHS tape in an iphone, proportionally speaking.

don't get this - if you like your paintings in shitty resolution, you can fit bazillions on an iphone

you can fit a few iphones in a vhs if you scoop out the innards

don't get this - if you like your iphones in pointless places, you can fit a bazillion inside a volcano

i can fit my fist in my mouth

i can fit a--

nevermind

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/574659_542832602416351_592765963_n.jpg

not a good example

not a good comma

uggghhh I'm so tired of these

make them go away

"thug"

I remember when I thought some ecards were funny. God I was young then.

Haven't those been around for, like, 10 years now?

"We did not talk like that."

http://static.environmentalgraffiti.com/sites/default/files/images/http-inlinethumb14.webshots.com-4365-2707170280104181437S600x600Q85.jpg

Another one courtesy of Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/207305_547895221908406_88747324_n.jpg
LIKE if you think this is true

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/560090_547841978580397_1915161480_n.jpg

Oh christ, some of these are so...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560090_547841978580397_1915161480_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/45840_547859811911947_1197114890_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166701_547582041939724_1412646390_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538087_547387708625824_29673055_n.jpg

hah, xpost

a toilet without excrement

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e08epeq91rrgxp2o1_500.jpg
bit off-topic but i'm looking for a reading of this picture that isn't totally racist and not coming up with much

hey boys

how's it going

do you know?

you're single

because

you think you're

a guy like this

instead you're

a guy like this

how can it conceivably be racist, the good guy is Jackie Chan

I'm not sure if my idea of love is being drowned by one of Mumford & Sons, tbh.

if you go for barton fink you end up dead in a fleabag hotel so idgi

lol are pictures 1, 2 and 5 all the same dude aka the dude that made that macro?

Picture 6 caption:

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus"

o i meant 1,2, and 6 obv

I'm not sure if my idea of love is being drowned by one of Mumford & Sons, tbh.

― emil.y, Thursday, February 21, 2013 5:06 PM

hahaha <3 u em

hey ladies, i'm a pretty nice dude, so let me tell you what you should want and why you deserve it when you get hurt. page 200 in the annals of internet creeps.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2ylmxxc.png

wait for it...

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

ARRGHHH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/19809_569427773069839_1418864952_n.jpg

"Inconsolably depressed? T-rex's have short forearms. Job done"

lol are pictures 1, 2 and 5 all the same dude aka the dude that made that macro?

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, February 21, 2013 8:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah I love how he dressed all up like a nerd in one

more importantly, why the heck is he in nothing but boxers and a gym towel with the camera pointing towards his crotch in the first pic?

Because he's saying "Hey, Ladies" in that one.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/285264_453524771387473_1804240143_n.jpg

should replace that with a picture of somebody spreading cowshit over the field

otm

"If it's not safe to eat...
...how can it be safe to eat?"

I mean, it's not safe to breathe tomato soup either.

more importantly, why the heck is he in nothing but boxers and a gym towel with the camera pointing towards his crotch in the first pic?

― dog latin, Friday, February 22, 2013 4:46 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go on instagram and look at popular pics and you'll find a million accounts where shirtless teenage dudes do those comic-book-style image macros it is so fucking weird

the worst of these is surely the ones that claim some awful tragedy and then have a picture of spongebob looking pensive.

http://i.imgur.com/DtIYmUJ.jpg

is that all true?

oh man oh man oh man, here's one I just got on my feed:

man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $100 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $50?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolity's.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $50 and he really didn't ask for money very often.

The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' He asked. 'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for.' The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. 'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled. 'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours... But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

fuck you kid, buy an Xbox and cram it