why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

sharks eat millions of fish each year, which die in the process.

for some reason I'm reminded of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/112/843/killcrab.jpg

oh i see what you did th--zzzzzzzzz

That is one resigned-looking crab.

The animal that is MAAAAAANNNN

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/58415_583078528387061_1503994741_n.jpg

No!

riding that train / high on vagina / casey jones you better watch your speed

Going to plant a weeping vagina
On the banks green edge it will grow grow grow

A touch of Vagina.

that's the only one I know...

Sugar Vagina
Blossoms blooming,
Head's so empty
And I don't care.

William Tell has stretched his vagina till it won't stretch no furthermore

Brown eyed women and red grenadine the vagina was dusty but the liquor was clean

Nothin shakin on Shakedown street
used to be the heart of vagina
Don't tell me this vagina ain't got no heart
You just gotta poke around

She has vagina begonias tucked into her curls

once in a while
you get shown the vagina
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right

Shakedown Vagina

oh it's been done

don't give into the facebook jpeg, guys

Replace a word in a song by a band with another word and post the hilarious results!

"Only Tuesday"

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in vajizzle with you

diarrhea, diarrhea likes his money

This latest thing where it's all "Name someone famous who doesn't have a Z in their name. If you can do this then you are a GENIUS" or something. That needs to die.

I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other. Like, I bet a lot of that stuff plays a lot better when you're just a kid, but it gets chain-lettered around and somehow people who really have no business being entertained by trying to name things without Z's in them (or w/e) are reposting this crap and we have to see it. Ditto forums and stuff - I mean I know it's commonly observed that if you're having a dumb argument with someone on the internet, they are probably 12, but I really do think it changes the type of space we inhabit, and maybe devalues the worthiness of 12-year-olds having SOME space where they can, y'know, be 12 and dumb.

YOU'RE DUMB

xp reminds me of the mid-90s when annoying acquaintances thought it was okay to spam you via email with lists of awful jokes. Which, when you think about it, is basically Facebook's whole thing.

itt put butt in the band name

just to be clear, the great thing about ILX is that it does leave clear space for 31-year-olds to BE 12 for a few minutes a day, in a controlled environment.

the "money/monkey" thread is the best one though

have also thought a couple times about starting a "blood/butt" thread, mainly for the sake of pearl jam's searing jam "Butt"

what a loooooooooong strange vagina it's been....

I was searching around this morning to see if we had a thread dedicated to replacing the word "girl" with "squirrel" in popular song lyrics.

44 going on 12!

the Madonna poll had me singing "bad squirrel/skunk by six".

fart songs POX

I like Man replaced with Gran. I think I made that thread.

i started that fart thread anonymously when i was 33 going on 12.

I wonder how much of the Internet being obnoxious is just that the play-spaces of 11-year-olds and grownups can so quickly overlap each other.

My OPO here is "OOps I Farted Again"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, April 27, 2003 8:10 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...

of all of the trials i have faced since moving to the US, hearing people pronounce 'squirrel' as 'squirl' has been the most difficult to come to terms with. you wouldn't think it would come up that much, but...

I cannot make myself pronounce it any other way than squirl.

squirelle

we have so many squirrels, it's hard to not remark upon them.

Skwiral would make a good black metal / dubstep name.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/549253_160673487420822_934031141_n.jpg

posted by my dad therefore i loled

he may have made it??

Incredible. Incredible.

There's"

Best to treble-down on the apostrophes if you're not sure, I suppose.

Hand in pic needs to scroll down, I want to read what comes after "RESPECT,"

Wait, I guess it ends: its called "RESPECT," incredible.

incredible, incredible.

That person actually has the word "incredible" tattooed in tiny print at the base of her thumb.

To remind her to put her phone down and pay attention to people.