As if Innocent haven't heaped enough cutesy terror on the world...
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
What they say: "No thanks, I'm not hungry"What they mean: "I'm a bit distracted right now by the elaborate mass murder plot forming in my head"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
"Pop into fruit towers and say hi" | “Coke is the biggest juice company in the world and it wants to provide one of every type of soft drink in the world — and we want to become Europe’s favourite little juice company. It is a no-brainer.”
― sktsh, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://thingsboysdowelove.tumblr.com/
― s.clover, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
It is a no-brainer
― Neil S, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225595_417848201640322_161666595_n.jpg
p sure doctor wd have meant normal sized glass
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
of alcohol
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/543523_282635688517348_1390709270_n.jpg
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
"Twasn't even in the rule" fails to scan. Neither does "IF YOU AGREE, PASS IT ON!"
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
Mary had a little lambAnd Jesus was his nameHe did a shit on the classroom floorAnd Satan got the blame
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
-- William Blake
― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
guy who posts a bunch of "beards are awesome and get you sex lol" memes just posted one of those someecards with a 'sexy' man and woman, says "Your beard makes my shirt want to come off", man in eCard does not have a beard. It is time for the reign of someecards to end.
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
your shirt made my beard come off
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
― Easter Humphreys (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
Beards are so eurocentric.
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
lol NickB
― carl agatha, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
I had a beard for a brief while in 1987 or thereabouts. I used to get schoolgirls lusting after me!
Shaved it off.. I was 26, c'mon!
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I hope you like lamb in school
- Bob Marley
― joygoat, Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bremen_school_shooting
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
or http://news.yahoo.com/cops-7-dead-3-hurt-christian-school-shooting-214742437.html
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/544551_168946279926876_911783931_n.jpg
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
he looks fuck all like Biggie
― Easter Humphreys (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
wow, fuck that and anyone who posts it
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
thought you would hate that too.
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
that's it, i'm converting to indian
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
only question is reform indian or reconstructionist indian
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
eastern orthodox
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
just, wow
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link
That Indian has no beard, thus no credibility.
― Aimless, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
rythms
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
posted by Single vs In RelationshipTOUCHING STORY:My mom only had one eye. I hated her… Shewas such an embarrassment. She cooked forstudents and teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementaryschool where my mom came to say hello tome. I was so embarrassed.How could she do this to me? I ignored her,threw her a hateful look and ran out. The nextday at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE,your mom only has one eye!’I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted mymom to just disappear. I confronted her thatday and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me alaughing stock, why don’t you just die?’My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stopto think for a second about what I had said,because I was full of anger. I was oblivious toher feelings.I wanted out of that house, and have nothingto do with her. So I studied real hard, got achance to go abroad to study.Then, I got married. I bought a house of myown. I had kids of my own. I was happy withmy life, my kids and the comforts. Then oneday, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’tseen me in years and she didn’t even meether grandchildren.When she stood by the door, my childrenlaughed at her, and I yelled at her for comingover uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘'How dareyou come to my house and scare mychildren!’ GET OUT OFHERE! NOW!!!’And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh,I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrongaddress,’ and she disappeared out of sight.One day, a letter regarding a school reunioncame to my house. So I lied to my wife that Iwas going on a business trip. After thereunion, I went to the old shack just out ofcuriosity.My neighbours said that she died. I did notshed a single tear. They handed me a letterthat she had wanted me to have.‘My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that Icame to your house and scared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were comingfor the reunion. But I may not be able to evenget out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I wasa constant embarrassment to you when youwere growing up.You see……..when you were very little, you gotinto an accident, and lost your eye. As amother, I couldn’t stand watching you havingto grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing awhole new world for me, in my place, withthat eye.With all my love to you,Your mother.’MORAL LESSON:Always LOVE your parents. They are a blessingto you.
My mom only had one eye. I hated her… Shewas such an embarrassment. She cooked forstudents and teachers to support the family.There was this one day during elementaryschool where my mom came to say hello tome. I was so embarrassed.How could she do this to me? I ignored her,threw her a hateful look and ran out. The nextday at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE,your mom only has one eye!’I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted mymom to just disappear. I confronted her thatday and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me alaughing stock, why don’t you just die?’My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stopto think for a second about what I had said,because I was full of anger. I was oblivious toher feelings.I wanted out of that house, and have nothingto do with her. So I studied real hard, got achance to go abroad to study.Then, I got married. I bought a house of myown. I had kids of my own. I was happy withmy life, my kids and the comforts. Then oneday, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’tseen me in years and she didn’t even meether grandchildren.When she stood by the door, my childrenlaughed at her, and I yelled at her for comingover uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘'How dareyou come to my house and scare mychildren!’ GET OUT OFHERE! NOW!!!’And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh,I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrongaddress,’ and she disappeared out of sight.One day, a letter regarding a school reunioncame to my house. So I lied to my wife that Iwas going on a business trip. After thereunion, I went to the old shack just out ofcuriosity.My neighbours said that she died. I did notshed a single tear. They handed me a letterthat she had wanted me to have.
‘My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that Icame to your house and scared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were comingfor the reunion. But I may not be able to evenget out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I wasa constant embarrassment to you when youwere growing up.You see……..when you were very little, you gotinto an accident, and lost your eye. As amother, I couldn’t stand watching you havingto grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing awhole new world for me, in my place, withthat eye.With all my love to you,Your mother.’
MORAL LESSON:Always LOVE your parents. They are a blessingto you.
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
looool
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
WOW
― Mordy, Thursday, 21 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
Funny that Snopes actually has a page for this tale (http://www.snopes.com/glurge/oneeye.asp). In case you're wondering, this one's false.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
hahahha WTFWTFWTF
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
hahahhahahahahahah
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link
grotesque
even though it's fake it's still making me angry. that's the power of great fiction
― polyphonic, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
i'm angrier at snopes for taking it seriously enough to even make an attempt to dispute it
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
"...and jesus said I cut off my feet and sewed them onto your legs becuase you were a cripple. but yeah I guess technically they're my footprints"
BOOM
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Hunchback! Hunchback!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
powerful, heartwarming story
― Heyman (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― delete (imago), Thursday, 21 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
MY mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment.
Weeds business is tough.
― Je55e, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Xso5hcFaL._SL500_SS500_.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
Related re: I Fucking Love Science - http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/us-news-blog/2013/mar/20/i-love-science-woman-facbook
See if you can guess what happened when ppl found out the scientist behind it is a woman.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 22 March 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
SCIENCE GIVES ME A FUCKING BONER
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Friday, 22 March 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
Gaze ye upon the face of SCIENCE:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg/220px-GodfreyKneller-IsaacNewton-1689.jpg
― Aimless, Friday, 22 March 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__f7TJa6zgu4/TGytgcJ9ndI/AAAAAAAAAxI/KzCH9iFLYpo/s320/dolby.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 March 2013 05:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576121_10152661447940623_796962126_n.jpg
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Friday, 22 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link