why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

they were all great in their own ways really

STOP AND THINK™®

FACT

is that a photo of a t-shirt?

yes : ( it's come to this.

see also the bumper sticker and fridge magnet I posted upthread. it's a really disturbing new trend.

went to the holocaust & all I got was this lousy tshirt

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/399854_639975222695956_946355161_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65604_4926115312241_252710011_n.jpg

Ah, the trick is to kiss her BEFORE you kiss her.

"grab her face gently"

the gentle art of face grabbing.

Alienfacehugger.jpg

bite her face

Advanced tip: grab side of face for unobstructed lean-in.

lol

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ml8dz6kc1rd9j3do1_500.jpg

grab her wrist
pull her towards you as she tries to run away
gently cover her mouth & nose with chloroform rag

Look into her eyes
Look back at her eyes again
Look intently at the filmy surface of her eyes
It'll drive her crazy

it'll drive her crazy, i promise

love, dad

Gotta say that one reads less like "how to be a man" material, and more like milo's "7th grade facebook ecosystem" - this is imaginary advice for 12-year-olds furiously scribbling down notes and planning their perfect first move. Really picturing Louis from Tom The Dancing Bug here.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/hand-over-face-15077239.jpg

Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."Bob Marley." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Really want to know what was on the front.

on the front it said "Oh btw I was grocery shopping this morning, and happened to turn around to look at something behind me; I saw that the cashier in the line behind me, who had her back to me, had a t-shirt on and on the back, in stylized, highlighted script, it just said . . . ."

D:

Bob is dead -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead -- Bob

Jacob Marley is dead - Scrooge

Bob Marley is dead - Basil Brush

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550296_183553965132774_2067970151_n.jpg

-bob marley

ironic that bob marley died when a piano fell on him

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bob marley didn't say that, xp

bruce willis's character is dead the whole movie

the secret of pulp fiction iirc

y it is called die hard

http://i.imgur.com/7jNqInc.jpg

I tell you what, if you want to grab someone's face, two fingers jammed up their nostrils works a treat. leaves you with a free hand too, so you don't even have to put down your sandwich

If you grab someone's face, they may give you $5,000.

SORRY if this has been posted. no way in hell I can load this whole page.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556593_162300870583800_271756088_n.jpg

seems p obvious i'm not against bullying since i did all that stuff and such, jeez.

That 1% you said had a heart. They just got stabbed in the heart.

1% empathy
what a country

I like this sub-phenomenon of re-posting strategies. Pessimistic reverse psychology seems to get results.

soz gay boy

was pretty jokes tho

You think you freaking know them. Guess what?You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying And furthermore you are a disgrace to the teaching profession imo

Quite like this for a meme: http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Brain/popular/2/

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I met a man with seven wives

I met a man with a dollar,
we exchanged blows and
now I have 2 dollars.