yellow skin banana with dark spots on it is playing at my house my house
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
you don't understand, 'yellow skin banana with dark spots on it' is the name of
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
I just smoke overripe banana peels
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
OTOH you don't really need an excuse to eat bananas, do you?
in fact, i'm going to eat one right now
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
fascist
― umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
heh, one of my close friends is sooo allergic
poor guy accidentally drank part of a smoothie with banana in it and vomited so hard he blew out a vein in his eye
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuks
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d59ffa9256b9b0ff05f0da628152455d/tumblr_mmxd4hCAt41qzb8z0o1_500.png
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
thanking u zachlyon. I will share this with him tomorrow.
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:20 (eleven years ago) link
the best part was when he had this red blotch on his eyeball and was asking me, "hmm, do these heal, or do I just have a red blotch now?" all casual. poor guy had a baby at home, I don't think he'd have been phased either wat
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
*way
chicks dig red eyeball blotches
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
this thread is way better when drinking
alfreb einstime
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 17 May 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link
blowing eyeball veins is a surprisngly common side-effect of sex, due to sudden increase in blood pressure
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 17 May 2013 05:57 (eleven years ago) link
mashed banana mashed banana, mashed banana mashed banana
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hearing this to the tune of "Black & Yellow"
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 May 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/943778_10151388158865124_1479345361_n.jpg
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 17 May 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
Clearly a defensive play by a recently jilted inadequate lover.
― carl agatha, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
I thought that @ was a © for a second.
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
Teddii Cabreja clearly doesn't know that Dr. Joyce Brothers told Conan O'Brien that women simply do not care if that nigga got a lil dick.
― Aimless, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
Dope Boy at getting laid, getting high, gettin paid and being fly 1905 to present Studied at Blunt Rolling Acadamey Past: Rachel Carson High School for Coastal Studies Lives in New York, New York From Brooklyn, New York
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
i know we don't put links in here, but someone posted this on fb and it's basically the essence of all these memes anyway and also the worst thing ever omg i'm crying
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I'm going to need to read this in stages
I got to 'squeals like a toddler when the new National Geographic arrives' and closed the browser
uggggggggggggggggggggggghhh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
looool
Once a traveller gets home, people rarely listen to their stories. So listen to him. Allow him to paint a picture that brings you into his world. He might talk fast and miss small details because he’s so excited to be heard. Bask in his enthusiasm. Want it for yourself.
WANT it for YOURSELF
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
nope. if he's wearing a woven bracelet and has a thousand miss you's in broken english on his FB wall then I'll lay even money that he also travels with a guitar and plays hackeysack and has the attention span of a gnat
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
bask in his enthusiasmwant it for yourself
i mean
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
if this is a good boyfriend then please to call me when you're looking for a manfriend
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
i can see how a guy who is never around and is basically the UN of random fucking would be a great prospect for any young lady
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
basically the UN of random fucking
lady, you have a way with words
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
i love u, sunny
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
im gonna try and fuck that UN
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
what is once fucked can never become UN-fucked
― Moodles, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
this essay does a really awkward job of showering praise on people for experiencing other cultures and having awareness of deprivation and poverty while basically saying you need a boyfriend who's rich enough to be a world traveller.
― Moodles, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
a sweet boyfriend in other people's misery
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
bask in his enthusiasm want it for yourself
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
Brendan Harris on May 17, 2013 at 1:34 pm said:
Your ‘date a boy that travels’ really hits home as clearly, I am that boy. I write this from a field outside of Stockholm after a month in southern Spain and amidst plans to sail through the Caribbean and across the south pacific on a double masted sailboat. Throughout your article I couldn’t help but wonder, where are these girls that want to date a boy that travels? A girl like this needs some serious gusto. She needs to have no fear of the unknown and a willingness to take risk on a whim. She needs to love her home enough to appreciate its comforts but not be burdened by them. Offers to travel across the world with someone can be interpreted as over zealous an dreamy, but to this ‘boy that travels’ they are absolute reality. A girl (might I say, woman) that can see these plans for reality and not just dream will suit a boy that travels well. If you can tell me the location of this mystic island where they do eachothers hair, make travel bracelets and talk about these boys that travel, I will gladly bring my sailboat there and invite them all on board for a journey none will forget.Yours TrulyA boy that travels.
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
oh man I'm dying
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
sincerely,a boy that travels on his tweeship
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
WHERE THEY DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
elementary school playground
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
might i say... woman...
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
Went to Calais once on a trip with school. There's a shop in the hypermarket there where they sell butterfly knives which was pretty cool. #aboythattravels
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 17, 2013 4:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was in a foreign country recently talking to a friend like why do dudes travel w guitars theyre so cumbersome and she was all to get sex and i go yeah totally worth it
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
#aboythattravels
exactly. that's why they get the side-eye. troubador=man whore
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
practice makes perfect
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
posted by a friend who is on the verge of ending her six or seven-year relationship about four years too late:http://sentimentsfromtheheart.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/date-a-girl-who-teaches/
You should deal with this shit with alcohol, not Facebook!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
(in ALL areas)
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
in the butt
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
Date a girl who teaches children. Date a girl who enjoys more in a bookstore for school supplies and children’s books rather than in make-up store.
surely she doesn't teach english?!
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
personally i'm always enthralled by girls with booklets i can't understand tho.
― j., Friday, 17 May 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link