why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

just don't smoke and talk to them

or smoke marijuana instead

i think me and weed have regretfully parted company

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is lifehackable a 10 year old kid in an anonymous mask?

class punishments are the act of a dick tho tbf

teachers do it to get the main offenders beat up by their other classmates so they don't have to discipline them

did anybody else have fucking "silent lunch" in elementary school? where, when the teachers decided arbitrarily that the noise level in the cafeteria was too loud, so they turned the lights off and made you eat in silence?

Used to piss me off cuz I was a quiet kid but liked to talk to my friends and these loud mouthed assholes always got us silent lunch like every other day.

now i'm singing silent lunch to the tune of pavement's silence kit, it's catchy

i remember that. has anyone ever named their band that? they should.

I remember silent lunch.

I remember revolting one day and flinging applesauce at our PE coach but that didn't turn out so well for me in the end

Sounds like lunchroom monitor hangover days

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHRq7yGdkA

our playground was kinda lame. the only fun was playing kickball or football. and the latter ended when someone broke his pinky on a football, so the teachers said we couldn't play anymore, except with an eraser (like one of those big tabby pink ones). then the teachers put an end to that, so one day I went outside and the kids were playing invisible football, where they were pretending to throw the ball, and people were saying whether they caught it or not.

Silent lunch, a frozen moment when everyone hears what is on the end of every fork

That's beautiful.

We had a "silent lunch" too, but it referred to the fact that we weren't supposed to talk about what happened during lunch.

We'd have a silent lunch where we'd begin eating sandwiches with little fanfare before going all out a week later with an announcement about the sandwiches and everything.

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* Don't get chopped up into tiny pieces

never move

grow some leaves
get infested by bugs

* let squirrels shit inside of you

* beware of images

* make like a me and leave

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

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let squirrels shit inside of you

KUDOS

I don't understand why when ed begley jr. makes a movie we call it "transylvania 6-5000"

Clive Barker just made a post:

What I cannot bear is "normality."

Oh Clive :(

Sorry Clive, I thought of a new display name earlier, then I forgot it.

I have seen the new face of horror and it is dowd

mega icks at Neanderthal's one. Its sort of a brilliant troll in the all-round horribleness.

yeah it's gross all around

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that one rules

Bullshit fakeness, main lonely reasons
And fashion victims post their pixeled memes

this was clearly written by bob marley
http://chronicle.com/article/Who-Really-Said-That-/141559/

ugh I thought the friend that posted that Feminist GIF I posted above as a joke, because he's normally a really intelligent guy, but it turns out he was serious. yeech. thankfully one of his friends called him out on it.

Oh, I just saw a belter on a friend-of-a-friend's page:

"You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once.

like to imagine a factory of daft 20-somethings staying up until 3 in the morning trying to come up with these life-affirming platitudes.

xpost um someone should tell them I'm pretty sure it's "You Only Live Twice", James Bond knows what's up

http://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spartacus-starbucks.jpg

I cracked a smile. I'm sorry.

I tried that, it did not work.

Admittedly, I said my name is Mark.

I don't know why, but it's funnier if no-one follows? Just one sad person yelling out their name to get their Starbucks order. Depends on your sense of humour, I guess.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali got some awards from right wing think tanks while the other one got some bigot fired. It's a results business afaic so I vote the one on the right (of the macro)

dunno if he was a bigot so much as a creepy manchild but i'm happy not to explore the distinction

Spartacus thing would have been a lot better if two centurions had burst through the door and dragged him off to the cuntatorium.