but really though, "Old is the new York" is fucking amazing
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link
Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, On Stage, During His TED Talk.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Pants down just reveals his boring-ass underpants. Wake us up when he shows his schlong.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
Did That Really Just Happen? Yep. This Guy Cut His Dick Off And Stuffed The Remaining Hole With Unpopped Popcorn Kernels, CVS Receipts, And Nickels, And Proceeded To Die Shortly Thereafter, On Stage, During His TED Talk.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
OK, from zachylon's masterpng onwards this thread stopped making sense. what are you guys talking about?
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
they're demonstrating an arcane form of nose-whistling
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link
in three years you'll long for the days when anything posted on the internet makes this much sense
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
Some site (?) that autogenerates a Facebook status based on your previous statuses.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 08:15 (ten years ago) link
I think.
Yes. There's also something like that for Twitter, I think.
Last night it repeatedly created "I hate jamie stewart" for me.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
If I do that for my twitter account and it doesn't include "human centipede" then my life is meaningless.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
I got a Human Centipede result!
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
I Loved The Pretty Dots On This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick To My Stomach
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
Lovely birthday, thanks to pour himself out into a removable, inflatable boot again
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Good luck and all, but not the flannelette kind, Sloane Square
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
Stuffing blackberry through fog and Space Dust. Somehow this meme ain't working for me.
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VURrNsE.png
― frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I really like the idea of quantifying photoshop use in this way
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
I'd rather people just constantly point out the utterly BAD design that exists EVERYWHERE maybe we should be criticizing people who DON'T know how to use Photoshop (and yet it is somehow their career).
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
well this is needlessly aggressive
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1506831_560974907322401_1771168834_n.jpg
― frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
wait
ANL CHOCO
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
that santa one is funny, since penises melt in your mouth.
― eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
jokes are always funnier when followed by hostile admonitions
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
what's a vampire's favorite fruit? neck-tarines.
LAUGH OR FUCK YOU
― Santana featuring (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link
IGNORE =YES :|
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
Hell no i wont do dat to da baby
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon)
hahahahahaa... stolen DN...
― if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link
Not quite as good as "Shut Up I'm Still Talking!"
― if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link
lol @ baby in bin
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 16 December 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
i have unfollowed everyone on my facebook so now the website is just a blank white page
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
sounds perfect
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
why do i hate that conceptual art thing...
― freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1471092_628473187193848_143896258_n.jpg
― #illuminati (crüt), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
it's ok dude he left you like 3 billion albums to work thru
― the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
And, ya know, you're 8.
― nickn, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbU_h0jIYAAs3mE.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
holy shit that's horrible
― how's life, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
It's something special alright.
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
that has def made an appearance on this thread before
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
I've unfriended three people in the last 12 hours on FB, two for posting dumb WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS? bullshit, and one for posting DUCK DYNASTY FREE SPEECH STAND WITH PHIL YOLO bullshit. I don't have time in my life to be even internet-friends with people that dumb, not even if I've known them for nearly 40 years.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
I find this one a little confusing
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1459983_552297911529249_1922224692_n.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
It's easier to understand if you keep in mind that conservatives are, broadly speaking, morons.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb71r9ICMAMI35V.jpg:large
:(
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
duck dynasty racist homophobe really is the perfect way to close out 2013
it's been quite a year; 2014 has it's work cut out for it but i have faith it can deliver
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
I guess I'm just wondering what "fast and furious" means in this context?
― frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Holder#Operation_Fast_and_Furious
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Fast and furious = (non-)scandal that only certain republicans care about
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
Obama-ordered drone strike killed Paul Walker.
― nickn, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link