why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i instinctively distrust ppl named thor tbh

my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.

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Right, so how about f*** off then?

"social interaction that i have enjoyed"

feeling that one tbh even tho not arsed about cats

I relate to the sentiment, but posting it to FB is kind of an obnoxious move. It's a "social" network, y'know?

have you hugged an introvert today?

'i like you just fine.'

the cat is sewn into her dress

the cats are coming from inside the dress

the girl with the curly hair prefers cats and confessional Facebook memery to dragon tattoos and investigative journalism

apparently that's some kind of project aimed at explaining autistic behavior

Welp I'm a jerk. Sorry everyone. It seems more reasonable now.

the person who posted it is not autistic.

just 'kooky'

wait a sec -- is "investigative journalism" an epic bacon zombie science! thing now?

(x) shared Phil Robertson Fans's photo.

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man that's really like looking into someone's mind and just seeing bad things
who is that lady?

otm women r for providing men with affirmation

PUSH HIM TO BE SUCCESSFUL, SHOWER HIM WITH
POSTIVE

order off the menu?

my auto mechanic is named thor. he is painfully conscientious.

― Aimless

http://www.kotaraindustries.com/posts/assets_c/thor.jpg

menu --> go out to eat and making him pay vs cooking for him at home

i guess? i dunno. reading that was seriously like looking into the void.

i thought "off menu" meant super expensive stuff you have made for you personally but your reading is better

yeah that's what it means in a different context, but let's consider the context it appeared in here and i think "goes to restaurants" is the interpretation that makes sense

off menu /= off the menu

push 'enter' whenever! That text

formatting looks great!

lol @ al leong

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justhulkthings

When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.

As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.

yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer

Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:

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'people of accomplishment' eh

but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc

brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing

fwiw, Leonardo da Vinci was notoriously shy of gainful employment and much preferred to slack off and fool around with ideas.

Only pussy'ole leave a job half done

- leonardo da vinci

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take this dove and...

make this dove cry and show your support for Prince

Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fb/fbbbd4c3b50c268eafe3ce405f1c2520e61452cfc2315ab64b872cf33b38a33b.jpg

...

why would anyone

what does this even mean

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Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans

-Bob Marley

i cant parse that into a coherent thought

wait for it