why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"My children beat me at Punch Out on the video game so I ate their children. I'm Mike Tyson, goddammit, don't ever forget that."

Some of you all might want to skip this next post, because it's strictly for INTELLECTUALS

http://m.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand

show me some men who look like old admiral ackbars

THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF INTELLIGENCE! xp

Man #4 units joke makes me want to puke

And I will punch a logician in the face

Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

Moral of #7: only intellectuals understand roman numerals.

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Interesting how the "mathematician and engineer" are always assumed to be male in these jokes

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 1, 2014 1:00 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

helium, too

it's HE-lium, not SHE-lium

http://media.bizj.us/view/img/2564541/img0939*600xx3096-2061-70-140.jpg

bahaha

xps intellectuals know stuff, so knowing about some stuff makes u an intellectual

It's simple logic

What u call a sillyjism

in Chinese this is called "silly jism"

share if you're a intellectual too!

15 ways you know you're an intellectual

1. You have been executed by the Khmer Rouge

2. glasses

3. impenetrable French accent

4. you know about david bowie

5. Unemployed amirite

6. you read books for fun that aren't about teenage wizards

7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media

8. You are a teenage wizard

9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head

10. other people are dum

11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook

12. Loathed by fascists

13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists

this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine

14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv

xp it's sad how so much web humor is centered around "i am also x, and i get what you are saying"

every xkcd joke is "yes, i am a scientist and feel special because this is an inside joke i get" and the MommysTimeOutWine is the same thing for mothers.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nmeszmws1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png

i never thought anyone else found having kids stressful until i discovered this facebook page wow the internet is amazing

like there's some kind of joke's (insideness)*(quality) product that must be met, and these people choose a high (insideness) coefficient and then proceed to be complete hacks with a large base of followers that "get it"

and as clouds points out, we all "get it". it's just not very funny.

and there you have my poor analysis of a very simple phenomenon, which happens when I have too much coffee!

*starts TooMuchCoffeeBeforeBoringAnalysis web comic* we've all been there, right!

time for your mommy wine

need a pinot grig and an empty canvas to relax myself

Ugh "mommy wine"

there is something kind of gross abt mothers referring to themselves collectively as mommies, idk why tho

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/461955317694091265

xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants

believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?

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