why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

let me guess, they replied to a silly amateurish jpeg with a dish of the ole 'WE DON'T HAVE A TR00 FREE MARKET SYSTEM' casserole w/ a side of Ayn Rand nonsense? only asking cos I refuse to read it

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 May 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link

anyone getting these timehop things yet?

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10264827_10152162341457983_2942796089773981155_n.jpg

how's life, Friday, 9 May 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link

"That same right was denied in his native homeland, Croatia/Yugoslavia/Serbia (or whatever!)."

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 9 May 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

"I can only assume one thing..." you don't live in Scotland.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Friday, 9 May 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

.. You are not wearing a shirt.

Mark G, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 10 May 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

hated that too

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link

I clean the apartment when I procrastinate. I should be an apartment cleaner.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HMySMNB.png

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.

pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link

jesus did you guys post this already. these people should be executed:

http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/#KA3Gm1PkkSPvj8E9.01

scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

also came here because of that

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

some of the most beautiful (and inspiring) art you'll ever see

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

ugh

scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

I am picturing twelve animals surrounding me in a circle and melting my heart, then tearing my body to pieces.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

Something to be said for all of clicking on those links though (including me, twice.)

pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

did your brain exploded

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

brain exploded all over the keyboard.

pplains, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link

just when you thought you were safe from neil degrasse tyson quotes....bam! *mind blown*

scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

Looking forward to all the imitations of these - gonna be awesome.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Saturday, 10 May 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link

Neil sat down on the arm of a couch, tilted his head to the right, and exploded my mind.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:57 (ten years ago) link

he broke my nose with science

denial plan (electricsound), Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:37 (ten years ago) link

uh huh because a full fridge automatically means u are spending money you dont have instead of oh maybe stocking up bcz u dont eat out every night like empty fridge "hard working taxpayer"

RAAAAAAGE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link

also who keeps sbux pastries in the fridge ffs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link

heart goes out 2 the hard working taxpayers starving to death while decadent welfare claimants pig out on eggs.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:34 (ten years ago) link

~~~~shallow~~~~ bowls

j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:00 (ten years ago) link

ugh THAT guy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

So nice to have ornamental regular folk around

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:47 (ten years ago) link

omg that needs to go in the quid/ag NYT thread

"the things I consumed ended up consuming me."

Somebody paid him to write this.

carl agatha, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link

i think the quidag thread is where i first saw it

just trying to point out that wealth often looks like the opposite of hoarding ! dude probably has a single starbucks pastry in his fridge

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link

Lost opportunity for the creator of the picture. Coulda hit two talking points by showing a fridge full of junk food for the welfare side.

nickn, Sunday, 11 May 2014 07:36 (ten years ago) link

wild guess the dude isn't very bright tho

a) Personally all in favour of politically motivated starvation of anyone who self identifies as a hard-working taxpayer, so agitprop effect lost on me, even if macro had showed greater eh epistemological rigour

b) Has the hard working taxpayer drawn a smiley face on the frosting of whatever it is they're allowed to have in the fridge?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link

"the things I consumed ended up consuming me."

this could totally be an early Drake lyric

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 May 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link

definitely has a "now when I want to listen to rock music, I just play a show with my band interpol" quality

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

gluten-free duck

j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

maybe bread really is bad for ducks and its an earnest psa

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link

i think it just applies to that one duck

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

he better have ticked the special dietary requirements box on the form

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

also how did the duck get access to a computer? so many questions

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

that's not a duck

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

woah

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

I was about to say 'How do we know those fridges belong to the respective owners as claimed by the image', but that's not the point is it

cardamon, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

Like, you can just gis 'full fridge' and 'empty fridge' to make that image but

cardamon, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

Assassinate those that get in your way
Yield to no man

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Monday, 12 May 2014 11:57 (ten years ago) link


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