"Please hold my .....'
1) hand2) knee3) views as sacrosanct
― Mark G, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
I'm sure I saw that poem on Snopes
― Mark G, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabbit_Old_Woman
― how's life, Friday, 27 June 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
too much time on ilx
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/f4600bdcc5a3f56a29988be0b0adf108/tumblr_mr06zlzNsv1qc9u65o1_r1_500.jpghttp://37.media.tumblr.com/0da01a8315acc3298303e61d4cb74ac0/tumblr_mr06zlzNsv1qc9u65o2_r1_500.jpg
― carl agatha, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Donkey's feet look like cocks
― cardamon, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
not like mine
― Aimless, Friday, 27 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/556751_10150850563781314_618776032_n.jpg
― cardamon, Saturday, 28 June 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link
that GIF gives me crepitating heartburn
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10447026_920240028002698_8571307942513520594_n.png
apparently the matrix is so old people have forgotten how this meme works
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 June 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link
lots of pixels wasted on a non-humorous 'would you rather'
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Saturday, 28 June 2014 07:04 (nine years ago) link
Take the left pill and you will experience non-drowsy cold relief. Take the right pill and you will be drowsy.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 28 June 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
one of my old friends is doing one of those MLM schemes that involves wraps and all she does is splatter pics of before and after of people she 'wrapped' and it's taking every fiber of my being to not respond "WRAPS DON'T FUCKING WORK YOU NIT"
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
friend of mine posted that shitty marine vs convict thing today with the comment "life is so unfair" and I couldn't help myself
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202014-06-28%2016.01.20%20%282%29.jpg
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
lol nice
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 June 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Doing the lord's work there.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
wins wins
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/62799063/wins_400x400.jpg
― Mordy, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
aw
tkm vg but you guys need to stop saying that
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link
NOT UNTIL IT STOPS BEING TRUE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o&feature=kp
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
yr welcome
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
― every moser (wins),
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
you really thought that display name through
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
always
― Knob Dicks (wins), Saturday, 28 June 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_585_20140616133710.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 29 June 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10456054_769155319802589_3459473977170100664_n.jpg
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
sinister
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
have to speculate as to why the woman can't hear him
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/a9e8369c861efc042dd3afe830137fad/tumblr_n7ubn89j601tb8uduo1_500.jpg
i know you like guns but i really think you shouldn't give your baby a pistol it's a baby
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 June 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
we need some kind of firearm that's appropriate for babies, only then will the madness end.
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
http://bullseyevinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gun-family-decal.jpg
can't decide if this one is more or less unsettling
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
much more
― Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
I don't know, scary loner with his family of guns is obviously someone you want to avoid, scary family man who appears relatively normal but will kill you in cold blood seems more frightening somehow
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
at the least the first guy doesn't have a family of actual people he can snap and murder/suicide one day
― soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
Geez, just put it all on the first guy snapping and killing everyone. Get off that gun owner's case.
Besides, it's much more likely that one of the small kids he's protecting will find one of the guns and kill themselves or one of their siblings. But nooooo, always the dad's fault.
― pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
the loner guy sounds like he is actively pitting his family against yours tho
― fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
like he's really pissed off at all the baby fotos on facebook & is like I HAVE A FAMILY TOO MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA SEE
― fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
yeah, and guy w/ real family might be responsible gun owner who keeps all of his stuff locked up until the revolution/sadistic teenage home invaders/societal collapse breaks out. the second guy is def 100% a serial killer tho.
― Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Think everyone who puts some sort of cutsey family decal on their back window ought to be locked into a room without a/c and plenty of loaded guns to fool around with.
― pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
Second guy wears a tactical fedora and posts his EDC on twelve sites.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILYI HAVE MINE*row of poop totems*
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link
AR-15 currently grounded for sextimg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NRYsdsr.jpg
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
seems like a somehow more sociopathic update on 'you wear yr x and i'll wear mine'
― balls, Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
some of those anti-jokes many xps ago were really just jokes
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
Yep, I got a irl laugh with the Bucket one just now.
― Mark G, Monday, 30 June 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo_MmNiCcAAndlB.jpg
can't tell if real or fake tbh
― ey, Monday, 30 June 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
has to be fake, has to be
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link
"no one handed me an orange belt in swords" and "they should have worse phones" lines are hysterical and confirm this is def a joke. otherwise i would be 50/50
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 June 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link