why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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what. the. fuck.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

ok, I took that to be satire, but I guess it's legit.

http://www.faa.gov/nextgen/slides/?slide=10

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

approaching pilots are going to sound like they're on quaaludes

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link

"WEEEE" just reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

those halcyon days

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

Hey, I didn't want that to pop into my brain. I just saw "WEEEE" and that's what happened, so I thought I'd make it happen for you too.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

TBF I thought that song was teh funny in 1999

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link

suprt oourr trups

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 September 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link

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wins, Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Surprised that doesn't say female instincts.

cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Saturday, 13 September 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link

a sandwich made from just bread and mayonnaise

flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

and liver

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

love the sheer laziness of the construction. "pull out some bread and mayo"

wins, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vlUUg5l.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

And I don't know, man, but it seems like if you remember this movie, you weren't doing it right.

http://i.imgur.com/akGVUi7.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

This morning is the first time I've heard of this "white girl"/pumpkins thing, but apparently it really has legs.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

I saw two African American women in the grocery store this weekend spin around and exalt surprise that pumpkin egg nog was already available. "It's here!"

And I guess I'm comfortable enough in my racism to admit my first thought was "Huh, how 'bout that?" Because the white women I work with will not stfu about pumpkin spice latte.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

it's a bacon/mustache/zombie level all of a sudden

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

Do only women drink pumpkin ale?

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

No idea, but yes.

everything, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

White women, they like pumpkin stuff like this. Black women, now, they like pumpkin stuff like ... this. Am I right? Ohh, yeah - this dude in the third row, he knows what I'm talkin' about!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

i saw 4 yoga pants white girls walking through my hood yesterday, one of them holding a 6-pack of pumpkin beer

full disclosure i really like pumpkin beer

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin beer is upsetting. i do not like it

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

I had a pumpkin spice latte once before I actually liked coffee, it was gross. In terms of non-pie pumpkin-flavored things, pumpkin ice cream is where it is unquestionably at.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

i've been feeding my cat pureed pumpkin because it's a natural laxative but now it's getting hard to find at grocery stores

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

^^^

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin tempura is good

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

wait, as in breaded and fried bits of pumpkin?

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin ravioli with sage and brown butter.

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Highly, enthusiastically recommend Stevens Point Brewery Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale.

http://www.fallfestofale.com/Stevens_Point_Whole_Hog_Pumpkin_Ale.png

gr80 it's available 'round these parts.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

i drank one of those next to you and your child recently

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

also full disclosure some of my best friends are white girls in yoga pants

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

i always assumed you had intimate lululemon knowledge

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

Did you like it???!?!? xp

carl agatha, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

yes it was delicious

xpost to mordz: my ex-gf started working at lululemon around the time we broke up so i do have a little bit of first hand knowledge of how culty they can get compared to your average workplace (she was pretty into it/didn't mind) also this was like 7 years ago before they became the next nike

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

xxxposts "pumpkin" tempura is usually kabocha squash

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

Lulu is still a "Landmark or GTFO" shop afaik

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin is a vegetable

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

You can use it in food

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

idk about all this other stuff you guys are talking about

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

there is 'pumpkin' and then there's 'pumpkin spice'

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

And then there is pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

hey, anything can happen

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0fuaD-OwE

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

I've never had pumpkin coffee ftr

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin curry can be wonderful. i like food.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link


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