why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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sounds like the missing verses to Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

mm. Somebody check.

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1453467_631632143611927_2350873948422751559_n.jpg?oh=d9e52ba4fdaf1ee1aa6ecbdfdb3dff0a&oe=54D780A7

Sometimes burning bridges means what the idiom is meant to convey to begin with.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link

sounds like someone is a little bridge over the river KRAY

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

IT ENSURES NO ONE ELSE CAN GO THERE EITHER

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

In composing this meme I have drawn heavily on the work of dr caldwell esselstyn and the groundbreaking research of the team at...

chinavision!, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0gJ9StCYAA7hQe.jpg

ey mk II, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

how about they observe the poetry of get fucked

i've got my own post to do (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link

Why play with yr phone when you can crepe out the person next to you by staring into their eyes?

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link

The phrase 'an old-fashioned look', comes from the days before mobile phones when people just used to look at each other.

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link

remember the 80's when people used to observe the poetry of life

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

Jitter bug..

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

free mumia earth

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

dyabetyc lyfe yall

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

My brother has had Type I diabetes since 1966. It's no bed of roses, especially when you get old and the complications and side effects of a lifetime of insulin dependence start to pile up. But I think he'd cringe at that FB meme. Too self-pitying.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

oh i'm not scoffing at diabetes; had a friend just go through a thing where a blister he didn't notice cuz of diabetic nerve damage got infected, then the bone got infected and he almost lost some toes... then the blood thinner and antibiotics he was on to keep him from losing the toes led to him throwing a clot and having a severe stroke, laid him out for better part of a year. that shit is evil.

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god that's dreadful.

carl agatha, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah I'm not keen on diabetes either ftr, just wondering why scott seward is such a jerk along with the rest of you

Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

i love diabetes

i give up (La Lechera), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

lol xp

mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

A lot of facebook macros elevate self-pity to a virtue.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god that's dreadful greatful.

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Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

F F S

http://i.imgur.com/1GB7fSQ.png

pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

waht

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

it screeches and jibbers, dances back and forth from one foot to the other, and repeatedly slaps itself on the head alternating hands?

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

blue sky is the chimpanzee yankee hotel foxtrot

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

the kim kardashian pic on a keurig coffeemaker thing ...

sarahell, Friday, 14 November 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

blue sky is the chimpanzee yankee hotel foxtrot

this made me lose it.

pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

This is a blue sky, it'll change your life

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

The ass on the coffee maker, the ass on a plate served for Thanksgiving, this girl poops while twerking, cheerleader uniform malfunctions you won't believe!, and on and on. Here you go, women's bodies, or rather, body PARTS, literally disembodied and SERVED ON A PLATTER.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

^^^ amazing how much this just maps onto, alternately, YM and Maxim page-filler from the late 90s, good to know that body-shaming, anxiety and dismemberment are alive and well on the internet

Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

SHIT IT'S COLD!!
The End

I appreciate the economy here

Nhex, Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

WELL THAT CLEARS UP ALL MY WORRIES THANK FUCK

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

FUCK SAYS DON'T MENTION IT!

Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link

What if you want a cherry flavoured yoghurt?

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

Give cherry flavored yoga hurt

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

We could do a whole separate thread on macros that make use of Spiritual Native Americans

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

and it would go on forever, like this thread.

Frobisher, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

"I want to be a wolf."

pplains, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

be the wolf that you wish to see in the world

anonanon, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

in the world in the lake

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson / You're all fakes, run to your mansions / Come around, we'll kick your asses

you got the wolf pack in you

a total laugh package (s.clover), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link

http://33.media.tumblr.com/77d0283d0ff7db6432b2854fab26191e/tumblr_nd37eeF2aG1sp4upwo2_500.jpg

i might just follow too many teenagers on tumblr but it seems like saying that you hate most people is socially acceptable to say now.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

social media blowback?

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link


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