why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i wonder if it's possible to enjoy hermitage without the context of bustly human society to get away from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

though, it discounts the fact that people often enable each other's addictions, alcoholics with other alcoholics, gamblers with other gamblers

Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

xp yeah seems like life would be incredibly boring if it was just wake up, scrounge for food, sleep every day

Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

to say "unhappiness is lack of human connection" doesn't imply that happiness = human connection

I was addressing the idea that unhappiness and a lack of human connection were "the same thing", i.e. identical. Identity requires that one cannot exist without the other. In this case, unhappiness could not exist without a lack of human connection because they are "the same thing". Because identity is an absolute condition, all that is necessary to refute their identity is one instance where unhappiness exists in tandem with strong, positive human connections.

Sorry to get all syllogistic, NV, but when I'm told I'm cheating I'd rather address it than appear to agree through my silence. I'm tetchy that way. It's an internet disease.

Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

lack of human connection = unhappiness a better way to say it then

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

also not to thread police but can we get back to why scott seward is such a jerk, please

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

with pleasure!

Aimless, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

i prefer syllogisms tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI22vpZ5ztQ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

A great parent is always there. Firstly, because it is illegal to leave your child by their self. Secondly, if little Jonathan should start getting crabby because his parents have chosen to forsake any personal connection with him in favor of building a rocket ship, someone will need to get that child into a body of water immediately. The Atlantic, preferably 20 miles or so off the coast, seems appropriate for Mr Crabbypants.

Now I know this punishment may seem a little too strict for some parents, what with all the swimming to shore while dodging sharks, but lets not forget, Jonathan is unlovable. Straight up. Even if he does make it of out of the ocean alive I would still chalk this up as a positive experience for a parent afflicted with an unlovable child, refusing to love that child; and in the process learning to love themselves instead.

By the way, Jonathan, building a rocket is literally rocket science. Think about it.

http://planetsark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/How-to-Love-a-Child-745x1024.jpg

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

oh shit guys. that is a BLANKET

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

to build a fort with, presumably.

how's life, Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

put them in water

gr8080, Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

go find elephants and kiss them get trampled

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

its good to have a blanket to remind you of what not to do

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

stop yelling is v acceptable advice

Aimless, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

go to a movie theater in your pajamas is horrible advice for everyone involved

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

give up on life pants

Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

"make loving safe"

Keith Moom (Neil S), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

all my letters to God came back refused

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

I love those printed throws, I feel like it is only a matter of time before they start selling blanket printers that can make those. Which I will purchase immediately.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

looks like Print All Over Me offers throws

http://printallover.me/collections/home-linen-throws

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

my friend gave her brother a giant nicolas cage printed throw rug for christmas

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

please mail me one (1) Wicker Man throw

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 16 February 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

This isn't a FB thing but it was pretty amazing. On Valentine's Day i drove by a church that had this on their sign:

"God made the 1st Valentine with 2 boards and 3 nails."

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

okay, you're going to need at least four nails

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pontius__120821183101.jpg

"You're gonna need a bigger board."

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I thought 4 nails too but I looked it up and apparently the church widely believes in Green Crucifixion.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

assuming the cross is held together with rope, rather than more nails.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

Death by crucifixion is kind of a shitty way to spend Valentine's Day, even if you do come back to life 3 days later

silverfish, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

you gotta give the rope credit then

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

That church was spitting on the grave of St. Valentine the Martyr.

Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10846044_10155141874305361_4267299530266109909_n.jpg?oh=9196cd8482a8bd6986faea820580f187&oe=554F12E6&__gda__=1432112978_2b709a210c8ba5c4de47acee6c528ab0

Kayne West is furious about this photo and wants it removed from the Internet .......so you know what to do .......pass it around

The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 February 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

I think that one has been posted before. Did you check the previous 15,000 posts to see if that's a repeat? kthxbye

Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

It was because then as now I was struck by how those questions sounds more like a clinical taking someone's medical history to find out when they became a sad egg than suggesting that stopping those things led to depression.

http://www.metasymptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zoloft11.png

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108346517.jpg

Aimless, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GGlElRJ.png

gr8080, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

they like to wear it in secret?

f***kin good lookin for a knacker (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

SO TRUE

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

costs too much, uncomfortable

cardamon, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

I wear one under simple jeans and a warm sweater and it makes me feel special and sexy all day.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

too expensive, whyyyyy do i have to wear this & why is it so hard to find good fitting ones

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

I haven't put on a suit since first confession

xelab, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

a well-tailored suit advertises one's ability to pay a lot of money for an item that can only be worn to advantage in situations where sums of money are being made or spent. [/obvious]

Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Or are they?

Mark G, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link


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