why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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what

now be grown

GET OLDER

chasing liquor with WHAT?

most of all you should totally let some lamer sharing shitty memes on social media judge you

"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"

i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention

Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"

some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them

yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.

Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.

Bonus points for the scare quotes round mom.

Now be groan

You did a thing with your body and someone else's body now you must pay the price the price is your life and your dreams forever btw

Just in case you thought you were anything but an incubator

i saw one like this that made me so mad that i fixated on it for days. it was like "sometimes you have to grow up and stop clubbing/staying out til 4am/take care of your kids"
made me think that people without kids are the new witches
if you are not staying home with your kids, you are clubbing til 4am like a witch
it's one or the other
you are either responsible and a parent or you are 4am clubber
there is no other option so which are you

Which witch is which

and their favourite song at this club is "We don't need no baby sitter"

we are out with the drugs, yelling at the windows of good parents' homes on our way home at 4am

At least you can still be a rapper, though
https://vimeo.com/29048422

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so tired of the crying-laugh smiley now.

good god people get it together

can't believe anyone really thinks there are any squares in that picture.

La Lechera otm

Which witch is which

Reminds me

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1423698761284349&id=1415944565393102

OK, I'm worrying about what to get them instead of turning up, am I doing it right?

Average salaries in AZ and desired education levels...
Teacher - bachelor's required, masters preferred. $35K.
Electrical Engineer - bachelor's required, masters preferred $65K.
Doctor- Bachelor's, 4 yrs med school, and 3-8 yrs of intern required. $200K....
NFL player: no diploma required. $14 million a year.
And this is what is wrong with the world today folks...

NFL players are still getting a bad deal from the bosses tbqh

As usual players salaries get the complaints, not owner profits or the idiotic deals voters make with them. I guess because everyday folks can identify with & envy players but genuine rich people are beyond conception.

There is no way the average salary on any NFL team is above 5 mil

Holy Fucking Shit guys three years of this thread

Are facebook macros still terrible? I've been away for a while.

Yeah I hate that, NFL players get so fucked

fortunately here in the bay area you can rest assured that electrical engineers make way more than doctors. all's right in the world!

totally agree that nfl players and doctors shouldn't make that much

But what about all non-NFL football once you factor in HS teams and weekend BBQ pickup games the average is probably more agreeable

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looks like there's disease on that blanket

aubrey beardsley doing these things now?

seems like a good deal

loooool

http://i.imgur.com/BOHeKiu.jpg

some things just taste better than others, right?

that part of a banana is gross and no-one benefits from eating it

genitals / butthole just a normal part of human bodies and genital / butthole-eating benefits both eater and eatee

embrace pleasure, reject gross banana parts imo

95% today?

is it eat out an asshole day or what now

*checks calendar*

yes

cool. <chows down on a brown eye>

your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous

does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot

gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised

95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole

Oh. That's nice.