why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Not by iatee obv

To avoid the faux pas of missing a FB death, you can unfollow people apart from 'major life events'. I'm not friends with many people who post things that are truly infra digital, which I attribute to being careful with additions in the first place.

New Life Event: Head Cut Off

http://i.imgur.com/E4pPSQA.jpg

so true

you're way too difficult, girl; that's why it'll never wort

pretty sure that's an illegal sleeper hold

"Bird, thou never wort"

Is he about to snap her neck?

IT WAS SO DIFFICULT
TO GET YOU INTO THIS CHOKEHOLD
BUT SO WORTH IT

That's a devil's threesome, that is.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12189916_943637785776206_2768729045958006074_n.jpg?oh=e69f2d7c4fb6d328072610eee619a4a0&oe=56C7A474

if i wasn't a lonely virgin redditor i would make this girl wake up and get her into the shower NOW and feed her

this is a good one, comment on a police dept post about a kid who died after driving his car into a tree
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12036423_155594691459305_4099442702823507067_n.jpg?oh=b7245d7f7b69e44da1d03363ee637de3&oe=56CF2889

Previous pic than the puffin..

What's wrong with letting her sleep?

What's the point of running round shouting "this is normal" while acting like it's emergency ward 10?

Yeah, do those things, but calmly.

lots of things are natural and normal but also nasty

that harbl "we need more guys like this" one is on some other level, wow

super fucking creepy

"good morning honey, w-"
'GET UP! GET UP! NOW, GO GO GO!'
"Honey what's wrong, you look pale"
'no time for talk babe, I gotta get you in that shower'
"but can't it wait, I just wo..."
'NO TIME. there's NO..TIME! You gotta come with me, now....'
"Ow, let go of my arm, you're hurting me - can't you explain what's..."
'I don't have time for this right now! You're in pain, and I'VE GOT TO HELP YOU! If you don't come with me, then I don't know where this marriage is going'

If I wasn't single and I had a girlfriend

guys on the internet sure are fucking weird about women

oh god that whole post is like serial killer weird

Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible. she released a book of poetry earlier that is exceptional. https://instagram.com/rupikaur_/

GIF meme = manages to make an entire post about helping a woman out about the guy doing the helping. maybe, i dunno, ask her what she'd like you to do for her?

The whole I would cuddle her, play with her hair, massages etc. makes it sound like he's talking about his plans for an evening in with his real doll.

or his My Little Pony

^^^^^ omg

yes

exactly.

I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until my ascension. Now I am free
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
We am called Legion
We have gained dominion
Eternal life
It's an easy feet
A lock of your hair
Makes it all complete
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends

also very close in spirit to

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/73/1a/5f731a877100e56e7b150f5bf9adb736.jpg

Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible.

haha, reading her notes on that photo, it's clear that her intent was nearly the opposite of the meme-maker. they did quite an amazing job of ignoring her POV completely, way to go internet

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1427119396l/37793.jpg

Reading this thread on my phone I thought that was a photo of a woman who crapped her pants and the response made even less sense.

I thought that as well :( but tbh all the hurrying her into the shower stuff is probably more defensible if that were the case

oh god that whole post is like serial killer weird

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB)

It puts the shower on its skin, or it gets the tea again.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/1012276_10152795380494769_8150126125558523669_n.jpg?oh=350aa94e01f69ec993bd77fef2b89b43&oe=56C79C99

"Alright Victor, you're here today because you slaughtered an entire three generations at a family barbecue by intentionally running them over with your truck. We just wanted you to know you make a mean potato salad, so we'll let bygones."

you got 47 hours 59 minutes to go

"Which African tribe?"

"Er, you know, *this* one"

africa

the thing i love most about the period guy is he doesn't know any girls at all. like, i don't really need a shower or a massage or junk food? this happens every 4 weeks and i'm still alive?

I have this creepy image of a dude jamming Snickers into his g/fs mouth

the thing i love most about the period guy is he doesn't know any girls at all. like, i don't really need a shower or a massage or junk food? this happens every 4 weeks and i'm still alive?

LOL yes

it feels very much like a transposition of "mom gets pampered on mother's day!" logic onto every other aspect of life. DONT WORRY HONEY IM TAKING CARE OF BREAKFAST TODAY YOU SIT RIGHT BACK I'VveE REAd aBOUt This on the INternet....

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/11216832_985566591466789_7877669835837683643_n.jpg?oh=b343d890b81f3805a19f87bb6360b4df&oe=56BB1A43

"it's just that we're too tired to care about the scorpion we're about to tread on"

Yes, because the elderly are known for being endlessly patient and not at all impatient, cranky and irritable

and that they don't spend lots of time watching pointless dramas.

lol