this is a good one, comment on a police dept post about a kid who died after driving his car into a treehttps://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12036423_155594691459305_4099442702823507067_n.jpg?oh=b7245d7f7b69e44da1d03363ee637de3&oe=56CF2889
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 26 October 2015 10:58 (eight years ago) link
Previous pic than the puffin..
What's wrong with letting her sleep?
― Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:06 (eight years ago) link
What's the point of running round shouting "this is normal" while acting like it's emergency ward 10?
Yeah, do those things, but calmly.
― Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 11:07 (eight years ago) link
lots of things are natural and normal but also nasty
― silverfish, Monday, 26 October 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
that harbl "we need more guys like this" one is on some other level, wow
― marcos, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link
super fucking creepy
"good morning honey, w-"'GET UP! GET UP! NOW, GO GO GO!'"Honey what's wrong, you look pale"'no time for talk babe, I gotta get you in that shower'"but can't it wait, I just wo..."'NO TIME. there's NO..TIME! You gotta come with me, now....'"Ow, let go of my arm, you're hurting me - can't you explain what's..."'I don't have time for this right now! You're in pain, and I'VE GOT TO HELP YOU! If you don't come with me, then I don't know where this marriage is going'
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link
If I wasn't single and I had a girlfriend
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 26 October 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link
guys on the internet sure are fucking weird about women
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
oh god that whole post is like serial killer weird
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link
Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible. she released a book of poetry earlier that is exceptional. https://instagram.com/rupikaur_/
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link
GIF meme = manages to make an entire post about helping a woman out about the guy doing the helping. maybe, i dunno, ask her what she'd like you to do for her?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link
The whole I would cuddle her, play with her hair, massages etc. makes it sound like he's talking about his plans for an evening in with his real doll.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
or his My Little Pony
― Neil S, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
^^^^^ omg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
yes
exactly.
― Mark G, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
I used to wonder what friendship could beUntil my ascension. Now I am freeBig adventure!Tons of fun!We am called LegionWe have gained dominionEternal lifeIt's an easy feetA lock of your hairMakes it all completeMy Little PonyDid you know, you are my very best friends
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link
also very close in spirit to
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/73/1a/5f731a877100e56e7b150f5bf9adb736.jpg
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
Btw the woman in the picture is named Rupi Kaur and she's incredible.
haha, reading her notes on that photo, it's clear that her intent was nearly the opposite of the meme-maker. they did quite an amazing job of ignoring her POV completely, way to go internet
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1427119396l/37793.jpg
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
Reading this thread on my phone I thought that was a photo of a woman who crapped her pants and the response made even less sense.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 26 October 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
I thought that as well :( but tbh all the hurrying her into the shower stuff is probably more defensible if that were the case
― soref, Monday, 26 October 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB)
It puts the shower on its skin, or it gets the tea again.
― nickn, Monday, 26 October 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/1012276_10152795380494769_8150126125558523669_n.jpg?oh=350aa94e01f69ec993bd77fef2b89b43&oe=56C79C99
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Monday, 26 October 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
"Alright Victor, you're here today because you slaughtered an entire three generations at a family barbecue by intentionally running them over with your truck. We just wanted you to know you make a mean potato salad, so we'll let bygones."
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 October 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
you got 47 hours 59 minutes to go
― kinder, Monday, 26 October 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
"Which African tribe?"
"Er, you know, *this* one"
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 26 October 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link
africa
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
the thing i love most about the period guy is he doesn't know any girls at all. like, i don't really need a shower or a massage or junk food? this happens every 4 weeks and i'm still alive?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
I have this creepy image of a dude jamming Snickers into his g/fs mouth
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
LOL yes
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
it feels very much like a transposition of "mom gets pampered on mother's day!" logic onto every other aspect of life. DONT WORRY HONEY IM TAKING CARE OF BREAKFAST TODAY YOU SIT RIGHT BACK I'VveE REAd aBOUt This on the INternet....
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/11216832_985566591466789_7877669835837683643_n.jpg?oh=b343d890b81f3805a19f87bb6360b4df&oe=56BB1A43
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 30 October 2015 08:36 (eight years ago) link
"it's just that we're too tired to care about the scorpion we're about to tread on"
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 30 October 2015 08:37 (eight years ago) link
Yes, because the elderly are known for being endlessly patient and not at all impatient, cranky and irritable
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 30 October 2015 09:18 (eight years ago) link
and that they don't spend lots of time watching pointless dramas.
― Mark G, Friday, 30 October 2015 13:22 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Friday, 30 October 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11229685_1195113117172873_3755960818671681056_n.jpg?oh=21ccd22a63507f49b79259abf5712001&oe=56C91CF8
― cardamon, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
why is this bullshit showing up on my timeline?https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422634_913429258726951_7473675208681045848_n.jpg?oh=ad140aeba8c3be014a9794f9936e8d91&oe=56C0263C
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
my advice is to unfriend whoever posted that and anybody you know who clicked like and never speak to them again
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
the page that was from seems to specialize in smug white cartoon characters spouting gross "truisms"https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12088550_1096874177049124_8585098350225556061_n.jpg?oh=86389057e0416596903f27d5c9b54134&oe=56C3C33F
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
^ the pressing issue of our times
― Aimless, Friday, 30 October 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/11894005_10153534046225169_1904520003503051057_o.jpg
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
gotta admit, that is some funny sexy stuff
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
isn't dishing out unsolicited and inaccurate parenting advice over Facebook kind of disrespectful?
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2015 10:06 (eight years ago) link
it takes a village
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
of millions to hold us back
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 31 October 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12108720_1096871347049407_2495803390187407053_n.jpg?oh=c25920abaf23c9a2c6b6b2cf7f62e47d&oe=56B4B3DE
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
There was so much good music in the past that I've never listened to anything new since I was a teen
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link