why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

if i could have sex with whoever i want whenever i want, i would be able to seduce entire armies and blackmail the pope and the president with threats of our public love making on worldwide television. my absolute power would give me dominion of the globe, so i think i'm gonna go with the mind control option over free sneakers

Ugh the memesters (inevitably) caught on to the Friday 13th thing

man i was thinking free weed cuz you would be able to monopolize an emerging industry that will probably be legal nationwide within twenty years (and even then it was 50/50 cuz man kerry washington alone) but forks makes a very very good point.

sex w/ whomever you want whenever you want could be a genie trick, tho - like, if you just randomly think about having sex with someone but weren't going to do anything about poof they appear and you've gotta stop everything and have sex right then and there

lol that reminds me of that louis ck line about if every time someone made the jerkoff motion they had to finish to completion

i'll be honest most of the time i randomly think about having sex w/ someone it's someone i definitely want to have sex with. like maybe an estelle getty could work her way in i guess but it's generally rachel weiszs all the way down. plus in that scenario i've just solved the riddle of teleportation.

there is a quite good Nabokov story about this, kinda

uhm, what's that story?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10404499_10152491368056701_7948068148757662500_n.jpg?oh=7c36d57852c0ad18c07fd1e48010d52f&oe=56F2C529

all that 'free' sex would still come w a heavy price. it didnt say reproduction or stds are out of the question

xxp

"A Nursery Tale"

xp Stock up on prophylactics.

loving that indigo children page

http://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11219335_903005176455037_4971965303005807553_n.jpg?oh=71f8e159eb001896ee9511190178e519&oe=56AC9BA3

prince getting into the meme biz

Hahaha

j/k it was me finally time to unmask my tru identity

I initially thought Queenof was a weird surname and not a typo because I love purple and have an eye for detail

thanks for your support tsrobodo, i can tell that you like purple :)

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11988760_10154038378934523_925579297936081465_n.png?oh=bf7d3d0a6dd6b87afcac7a60b1311b9c&oe=56B45052

Here's hoping they have enough courage to continue after making this macro

What's with the Gs in that font?
Then again, I guess this thread is a treasure trove of odd font choices

the tails of the g's are rebounding, after a defeat

elephant font idk

"is what that"?

I was just followed by this Twitter account: https://twitter.com/hotncold84 which features such treasures as:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTPtaG4VEAARFxD.jpg:large

seems obvious to me that man does nothing that one could call 'work'

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12118993_10153326759183613_3291033278664606179_n.jpg?oh=6988ca4d378351983819fd96a41bae99&oe=56B2A4D8

god's marketing team really slacking these days

i hear he's got some killer viral campaigns coming down the pipeline though.

http://i.imgur.com/LCDtetK.png

I dunno, I kinda like that one

man recent events are really really bringing out the racists in my newsfeed, it's fuckin gross

i don't recall it being this bad

like people literally suggesting we put microchips into any syrian refugees we take in, as a totally rational solution

I loled at Grady's

I like this one too (x-p)

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12243561_1026963043991236_5570257532785103593_n.jpg?oh=133850aff438f2d4055c4a209cbcffb8&oe=56E726C8

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12243164_898997020177715_6097982721812320635_n.jpg?oh=05dde79f4e7706de98e236bbe0f4e34c&oe=56F9D24E&__gda__=1458184694_1cb0b070a36532daf00f2f228c60ed47

tbf, we are being played for a fool people.

ISIS be like:

america lovers drive like this, jihadis drive like this

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10306179_10152410425085308_7451054008871816344_n.png?oh=71cfbfccd72c7d7f4006bb1322a1772a&oe=56F84680

I think this is meant to be a "truth bomb" or something.

remember that tragic day when the social justice meanies caused a Man of Achievement to think about sexism for apparently the first time in his life *weeps copiously for the lost innocence of a scientist*

The variables are interesting there. What if he landed a spacecraft on a comet but did so whilst in blackface?

Does successfully landing a spacecraft make you untouchable, I mean. I think the furore around his shirt was misplaced tbh, but the counter-furore in favour of him was also misplaced

landing a spacescraft on a pure untouched comet just another capitalist imperialist bastard

It was because he wanted to fuck the comet iirc?

Fast comets are totally asking for it imo

xp
"You must be a comet because you've been circling my mind for millions of years."

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11880411_940411066022469_3148638911242743793_n.jpg?oh=943e8d0daacf62c2fea1101792733c84&oe=56F3D9E2

oh the rage

She looks possibly more beleaguered in the after picture.