why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i just came back after a months-long deac and it feels like i've gained nothing from it

deac is the new lingo btw

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-0/s526x395/12360423_1140164356008553_5734240502507768177_n.jpg?oh=045ae4e928e4fca70ca85ca20dad58db&oe=589A74F4

unamusing list of words vaguely relating to those pictures

EYE HITCH PUG POINT CAT SIGN POINT MASK

words to live by

"Get woke" says Willdawg "Poking holes and un-bagging cats until we reach melting point"

i will lick your cat until you murder me

I WILL TONGUE YOU CAT TILL POINT MASK

Pupil man, slobber, rip, be cute. Today I learned the point of masks.

You guys are no good at rebuses.

Iris Smith drools. Your kitten tills your unhappy cadaver.

The first hand is not pointing, just so we're all clear

i will lick
break your cat
til you ghost-frown

called it

NV is not amused.

Also, a till is a thing you could show a picture of. Lazy rebus motherfuckers.

fuzzy on the details:
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Yep not quite right.

almost made a joke about the school but no, definitely not hard to imagine fuzzy holocaust revisionism being the norm in certain school districts

https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy

is this account posting terrible facebook macros for laughs, or is it for real? what % of its followers and the ppl liking and retweeting its tweets are doing so ironically?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cualv4NUkAAUkhz.jpg

i honestly thought the "bob marley" thing was an ilx joke, shows what i know.

i would like to believe we were on the cutting edge

i honestly thought the "bob marley" thing was an ilx joke, shows what i know.

-Bob Marley

A friend posted this on FB today and I really wanted to just comment "-Bob Marley" until I realized how much explanation it would result in.

Honestly, if I see one more picture with a quote from someone that didn't actually say it, I'm going to lose my mind (what's left of it). It's bad enough that much of the media is misleading us, can we please stop misleading each other and look up the crap you post to see if it's real first. I don't care if your stance agrees with mine, I really don't. Just be factual.

...as Mahatma Gandhi said, according to Bob Marley

Phil it wouldn't need to be explained at all?

might be time to retire -Bob Marley and replace with -Jackson Browne.

aw bless, they believe that quotations can be accurately ascribed

just like Roald Dahl

bummed that "-Bob Marley" is my sole contribution to ilx but no one will ever know because then you have to open the whole thread

"I invented '-Bob Marley'"
-qualx

my self-ban didn't last that long because i can't stay away from this shit
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i seriously hate these kinds of jokes

haha my husband is such a man he throws his clothes in a corner *next* to the laundry basket

they should see my house that is populated by one woman they would die

Frankly, those jeans probably have a good few days left in them before they even need a wash, he's not even a real man

And his boots are there. I don't think this is a washing pile at all.

love too throw clothes

that hitler one from three days ago, i'm having guilty lols imagining hitler as a pied piper leading a group of 6 mil to a big shower. how to break the spell!!!!

It was posted to an fb group for my hometown, which has a big Jewish community. You can guess how well t g at went over.

*that

http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg

this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one

One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.

I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title

http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png

woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man

typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve

Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes

a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/

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