why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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context is important, and these signs date back to fall of 2016. people who weren't used to speaking up, who weren't used to making their voices heard, who believed in keeping "politics" out of the classroom, suddenly felt compelled to disagree. and we can argue about how they did that, but i'm glad they did.

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:10 (six years ago) link

I'm not speaking as a member of any of these groups, but the cumulative effect of all of the signs together might mitigate the risk of perpetuating (by denial) the individual associations in a way that would make a student uncomfortable. The total intent is more clearly to make a welcoming environment for everyone.

jmm, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

Why would being sent to a vineyard change yr opinion that lidl wine tastes like baws?

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:28 (six years ago) link

also the woman clearly knows fuck all about wine and come the fuck on it's not real they're all actors it's just marketing take off nuke the planet from orbit it's the only way to be sure

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

Well yeah, of course it's fake. Also for those who do buy into it doesn't it translate as an incentive to go talk shit about Lidl products online on the off chance you'll get a free trip out of it?

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

jesus...

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

its good to have goals i guess...

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

I want to be that old lady

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

"the corner of the countryside"

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

i AM a fan of funky ornaments...

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/51/0f/fd/510ffd621d07d3c1a8112e653a10ac74--george-clinton-clinton-njie.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

i think i bought some healing crystals from that lady in Ashland Oregon.

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

Go back and become her

Evan, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

Lidl had a thing where they started with tweets of ppl saying shit like "no way is lidl beef from actual Scottish stock" and then they would send that person to their farm, or "lidl wine tastes like balls" and they'd send them to a vineyard in France. It always felt like the naysayer was going to be discreetly slaughtered offscreen.


I stopped giving Lidl my custom when these ads failed to show them responding to these fuckwits' tweets with "the country of origin is written on the fucking label you dopey cunt, try fucking looking next time" instead of "come visit our farm"

scrüt (wins), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

roses are red
dumb rhymes

stop it

marcos, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

The lady in the countryside? The wind chimes will be made from her bones after she's eaten by all the animals

I'm walking on Sondheim (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

i actually read this because someone posted it on facebook. so it belongs here. true life hermit comic.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-cavedwelling-hermitess-of-colonial-america

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

as i read it, the american podcasting voice takes over in my head

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link

Author Unknown

https://i.imgur.com/SYLzfgy.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link

I remember when we all had one ego, in the singular

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

I remember eating gruel and getting beaten. Life was simpler then.

nickn, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

that right there is the pure distilled essence

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

How the hell’d anorexia end up in there


Also fuck these people in their antediluvian ear holes

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:48 (six years ago) link

What is it about tedious miserable dipshits that makes them so nostalgic for corporal punishment

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

I remember the Comic; Sans of my youth

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link

And not from a freezer; or shop.

the pinefox, Thursday, 15 February 2018 08:15 (six years ago) link

Shops didn't exist prior to 1996, its true

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 February 2018 08:23 (six years ago) link

We didn't have ill people, they b all dead.

Mark G, Thursday, 15 February 2018 09:16 (six years ago) link

no anorexia cos nobody cared about no crazy bitches who didn't eat lol, long as they could still cook

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 February 2018 10:22 (six years ago) link

^ uh, irony there

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 February 2018 10:23 (six years ago) link

cinema was famously free on Saturdays

kinder, Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link

dinner came hot from the oven, not from a freezer

does the writer think that people just suck on frozen meals like they're fucking ice lollies instead of, y'know, cooking them in the oven

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

it's not the same if you can't taste an hour's worth of unpaid female labour in every bite

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link

no you don't understand unpaid female labour is the name of my dog

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link

to be fair, sometimes facebook can really deliver the goods:

https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11002615_10101573614770342_7901511622626986622_n.jpg?oh=66b51702e4743d335819f07f60990011&oe=5B0EE270

scott seward, Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

On the weird detail front, not refrigerating your cheese kind of stands out. And hell, if you want to keep your cheese on the counter you're welcome to, I won't rat you out to the cheese police.

nickn, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

http://i65.tinypic.com/2pref76.jpg

sleepingbag, Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

^ eh, as a parody, it's pretty passable. at least it doesn't misplace the punchline.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

ok i love that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 February 2018 08:59 (six years ago) link

i laughed at that britney thing.

this i did not laugh at :

https://www.wired.com/story/inside-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-2-years-of-hell/

a very interesting deep dive read.

mark e, Friday, 16 February 2018 10:33 (six years ago) link

i'm more annoyed about the car on the street PARKED THE WRONG WAY

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link

clearly they need to build a wall imo

gr8080, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

or two walls, rather

gr8080, Friday, 16 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

it looks like gun control stops 5 out of every 7 murderous triangles tho, it's a start

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

im 2 dumb to understand the gun control one

niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

no you're not, you probably just missed the gate (i did too at first.)

omar little, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

aah ok

I guess gun control doesn't work then

niels, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link


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