why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Also from the same person's wall:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31150378_103347103863507_3747502696840560640_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=fbcf862e8080aec8d7d294e5c7758a2a&oe=5BAD0909
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32559378_126642598200624_175683567068643328_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d743dcb430829b47338e641958c9b2c9&oe=5BADBB85

They must be really out there

bless

sounds like that guy wants to say some real fucked up shit!!

I'm well mad me

Reminds me of Jez's Big Brother Audition from the Peep Show extras...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vqobn

Maybe this is more for the unpopular opinions thread but there has got to be a better way to have a conversation about depression, anxiety, stress &c than through twee childish drawings

I have a lot of thoughts about that and related issues that don't belong on the depression thread

tbf the meme language of cancer is fucking terrible too

erg, yes: the brave fighting fighter who fights has fought and defeated cancer.

So people who just up'n'die from cancer must not have fought hard enough. Because they were not brave. Brave like Fighter McFighterson over here, who was brave and fought.

This one has been popping up for years and makes me want to kick the poster in the face every time I see it

https://i.redditmedia.com/eZAvQ-claI1n1WcdFwUxAsMe__4WjqGTCllFHM03Yx0.jpg?w=320&s=0dde02acbddd1f8e73225677bc66c614

like seriously, fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4NRTks2M50

Also: cancer research is by far the most well-funded and socially/governmentally approved cause there is. Including and especially breast cancer. Cancer-related advocacy is all well and good, but advocates should not pretend it's a neglected stepchild.

Indeed, lots of other non-beribboned diseases could benefit from some of that $5B in NIH largesse, saving a lot more lives and improving quality of life for millions. But that's impolite to point out, because grandma. Or something.

a friend of mine criticized a bodyshaming Cancer Research campaign a few months back and got a week of really nasty misogynist abuse from the caring souls who care about cancer

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35077602_816810068509561_8328210580745748480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=6502530adc62453ffc7dd96c9d8c80af&oe=5BB66F96

OMG epic pwn!

hang on.. wait.. WHAT?

XPs
atom talk is almost the smallest talk there is

someday i hope to split the atom, then talk at that level

I hate small talk
I wanna talk about atoms

that would be a great funny beginning to a song, but then it just keeps going.

that's generally how most artist things on facebook start, i think

the whole obama is a secret marxist muslim thing from a few years back? at some point that was paired with a G Em7 Cadd9 D progression, it was just lovely

How do these people start conversations? You don't just launch right into the meaning of life during an elevator ride (unless something goes horribly wrong with the elevator itself).

i read those things as excuses for social ineptitude rather than descriptions of how they actually behave

Performative wackiness is super conventional. Whenever someone uses a bumpersticker or refrigerator magnet or social media meme to say "look at me, I'm so DIFFERENT and WEIRD," I suspect they are way more boring than people who think they're boring.

Relevant xkcd: "I'm So Random" https://xkcd.com/1210/

even the cartoon hat makes me loathe him

it's Heisenberg

being boring is good

xp i assumed that and that didn't diminish the loathing

xkcd has a one good comic every decade average and the rest of them make me want to stop living

> being boring is good

It is one of my favorite Pet Shop Boys songs

xkcd is waste Ivor cutler is good

The Heisenberg thing possibly makes it worse!

Erm, not to be That Guy, but the black-hatted character in xkcd predates "Breaking Bad" by several years

thanks Randall

Why do all those still-images-as-videos posts have a line through them now

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35475224_2120148021537040_2901588426669162496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeG8r3ClUWiscvl9cg_7gobegOzVvo6HJBBZsJNyaafvQVnHUQMAdrpREi0LS8x_NrpbI4DpaEgk1VHRl1WvnD2TRpwlLw0pC4sb4ArhKAkADQ&oh=e034e4c33f74afa8b56f7aa4368360e9&oe=5BBFC34D

Can't tell if it's supposed to be dumb, though.

too lovingly rendered to be intentionally dumb

irl i think bowie made very awkward conversation with warhol about shoes (or something), played him a bit of the song that he named after him (which warhol had little reaction to), and left

This is such fucking lame sauce that it's hardly worth putting here, except for the fact that it was shared by a facebook friend who apparently thiks that this is a good way to live your life.

https://i.imgur.com/nrWeZst.png

hmm I kinda agree with that though

not the phrasing, not the weird image, not the unrelated imperative at the end, but the general idea that (over)thinking is overrated and doing stuff that keeps your mind off things is often beneficial - this seems to align with a lot of selfhelp lit/buddhism etc

but I guess if you read the caption politically or in an anti-intellectual context, it seems... less clever

I'm afraid that the unsharable context of the post makes your reading a bit too generous.

roger that

Facebook groups devoted to self-conscious ironic shitposting are weird! To be scrolling past my aunt fund-raising for rural firemen or whatever and on the right side of the screen is, like, "Edgy Memes For Sullen Teens". Why is this here, don't they know FB is a safe space for normies

That lighthouse thing about how you mustn't overthink things is making me fucking furious.

Stay dumb. Dummy dummy good good.

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/36501959_2137824672898531_1519143934188584960_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=5477d0cfc6d05b947370e42f2e21e5c6&oe=5BA5950C

i kinda like it even though the face is also the face of winning wimbledon

2 days after that pic and jesus isn’t returning yr txts and then sez he is just like, kinda busy these days sorry i’m sure ur a super gal tho xx