Based off of a picture, guess the political affiliation of beautiful people

OK, the Hill has a list the 50 most beautiful people in Washington. DON'T try to find it! I'm gonna post pictures, and try to guess if their political affiliation.

#1

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is "super slappable" a political party

Asshole

Dem

looool

i'll do one every 5 minutes or so

here are some biographical notes that may provide clues

He modeled for three years before quitting in 2011 to pursue a career in politics. During that time he could be seen in print-ad campaigns for Kohl’s, Carson Pirie Scott, Sears and American Crew, among others, and he also did a commercial for Subway.

In the end, Engling liked the money but felt unfulfilled by the work. He had earned a political science degree from Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis and decided it was time to use it.

Yeah, seconding 'super-slappable' party.

Max Engling
Age: 25
Hometown: Chicago
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Married

but his tie swings to the left

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re #1 I just assume everyone in a suit is a Republican.
#2 - Dem

super-smashable

also Republican so I guess it would be more of a hate-smash

Although she prefers a calm, politics-free family meal, Amirpashaie credits the ongoing dialogue and diversity of thought for making her who she is.

“[My parents] pushed my sister and me to be our own people and do what we wanted,” she says.

As it turned out, both girls fell in love with soccer and ended up competing against each other at rival colleges, Carolyn at St. Mary’s College of Maryland and Kathryn at University of Mary Washington. When their teams would go head to head, their father would sit in the middle of the stands. Amirpashaie now plays in two adult leagues, and her father still attends every game.

Either that's a misplaced apostrophe on the dude's caption or he really love a certain food chain

are they all republican

friday's what??
lol xp

I Don't Like Friday's

he used to work at TGI Fridays, at least until someone ate at the restaurant and was like "you should be in magazines - in your underwear. also i will have the cheese fries and a diet coke, thanks" and his modeling career took off.

Carolyn Amirpashaie
Age: 27
Hometown: Woodbridge, Va.
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Engaged

srsly tho i can't believe there is a list of 50 most beautiful politics-type people in washington
i mean, i can believe it but i wish it weren't so
xps
lols

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the first two people get attempts at funny tag lines. kristen callaway? "Floridian"

Florida? Maybe these ARE all republicans.

We have a saying in my family: Don't raise your kids in Florida, because they won't turn out right (evidence: my cousins).

chick at #2 pretty hot.

These days Callaway, a legislative assistant to Rep. *******, likes to visit Manhattan on the weekend to stroll through Central Park or go clubbing in the Meatpacking District with her boyfriend of five years. Her dream is to live in London for a year or two. She studied there for a semester in college and says it feels safer and cleaner than the Big Apple.

She lives in southeast Washington, a few blocks from the Nationals’ ballpark. Callaway likes to invite friends over to go to games but wouldn’t call herself a baseball fan.

“Who’s the guy who’s 19?” she says when asked about her favorite player.

the guy who is 19 is my friend Patrick, and he's currently engaged so don't even think about it Kristen

She thinks London is safer and cleaner than NYC.

Democrat. She would know everything about Harper if she was repub. They love that guy.

"safer and cleaner" = repub

the uncut version of that image has 2 more photos to the right, and she gets progressively angrier and confrontational with each one

Kristen Callaway
Age: 24
Hometown: Tallahassee, Fla.
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Boyfriend

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He should double the width of his tie.

democrat

a monogrammed cuff. i say republican

It’s probably a good thing other members of Julian Malasi’s family didn’t follow him to Washington. Otherwise, he might have had some stiff competition on the 50 Most Beautiful People list — from his identical twin brother.

The multilingual 28-year-old policy issues manager for the American Chemistry Council, who moved from Albania to Charleston, S.C., as a teen, says having a spitting image of himself, in the form of his brother, Euclid, has sometimes gotten him into trouble.

As a Spanish and international-relations major at the University of South Carolina, Malasi remembers innocently waiting for an elevator one day when a young woman approached him.

“She said, ‘You act like you don’t know me.’ I was like, ‘Um, I don’t know you.’ ”

Things quickly got worse.

“She’s like, ‘You’re such a jerk!’ then leans over and slaps me,” Malasi recalls. "I couldn't help but retaliate, so I punched her left eye, quite intentionally. 'And you're bleeding from your cornea', I told her."

Democrat. She would know everything about Harper if she was repub. They love that guy.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 3:57 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is this a reference to a dude on the baseball team or?

i made part of that up

dem. he has a nice surname

Julian Malasi
Age: 28
Hometown: Fier, Albania, and Charleston, S.C.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: Dating

'And you're bleeding from your cornea', I told her."

i call shenanigans

friendly eyes

oh, u said

http://i48.tinypic.com/r0sc5d.jpg

Dem

so proud I am batting 100%, just going to start judging everyone on their looks from here on out

democrat

Wright became obsessed with flying as a child after he saw “Top Gun.” After graduating from the United States Merchant Marine Academy, he entered flight school and quickly became a Coast Guard helicopter pilot.

like people mailed her Dildos?

THE HORROR http://www.leninimports.com/marlon_brando_gallery_8.jpg

i was kind of surprised by this, but

Hayley King
Age: 26
Hometown: Skowhegan, Maine
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Single

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Those gym visits happen in the morning, and Bosak says he bookends them with time devoted to his Christian faith.

“When I get back from the gym, I generally settle in with a cup of coffee and my Bible,” he says. “That’s the routine that gives me the most energy for the day.”

When it comes to the 50 Most Beautiful People list, Bosak is no stranger to the camera. His wife runs a small photography business and often calls on him as an impromptu model — a role he accepts with good humor.

“She’ll sometimes take me outside and have me pose in certain ways to take photos,” he laughs. “The things you do for love!”

I'm sorry but I started laughing at "she'll take me outside" and now I can't stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTxBeVeyhY

Whoa, Brian Bosak is a republican?! holy shit

Age: 28
Hometown: Wall Township, N.J.
Party: Republican
Relationship status: Married

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If the cowboy boots don’t tip you off that Stephanie Stouffer is from Texas, it won’t take you long to figure it out after you start talking to her.

Whether it’s proclaiming her love for the Dallas Cowboys, cooking her signature enchiladas or discussing the intricacies of the energy industry, the 23-year-old client strategist for Engage says her Texan heritage informs just about every facet of her personality.

“Where I grew up, we’ve got the stockyards, and we’ve got cattle drives going through Main Street twice a day every day,” Stouffer says. “And that kind of really resonated with me as more of a down-to-earth vibe. It’s more wholesome.”

hmmmmm...tacos/burritos?

that makes sense XP in maine republicans can go Brunette

More sex moves:
The Horror
Texas All Over
"Running Errands"

Texas All Over is like a hot carl after you've been eating a lot of TexMex food.

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Texas All Over in bed

Age: 23
Hometown: Fort Worth, Texas
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Single

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Olson also mentors kids in D.C.’s Anacostia neighborhood. He keeps fit with regular gym visits. And he’s a practicing Buddhist — something of a rarity in the rough-and-tumble world of politics.

Olson says he once argued with one of his college professors about whether the two worlds can mix.

“He said it’s not possible to be a Buddhist and in politics, but I insisted that it is,” he says.

Age: 33
Hometown: La Crosse, Wis.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: Engaged

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“I am always full of energy,” he says, knees jiggling under the table. “And whenever I exercise, I get more energy.”

“I’ve been playing a lot of reggae recently, and a lot of Bob Marley,” he says. “I get really fidgety unless I have something to do.”

So fidgety, in fact, that he occasionally has to take a break from his job as a legislative correspondent to walk laps around the Russell Senate Office Building.

sounds like a blast hanging out with jake terrell

so ZS where's your entry

shakey
Age: 26
Hometown: Alexandria, Va.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: “Happily taken”

xpost i might make a fake one later tonight if i get bored/drunk enough to write fake quotes about being a real go-getter

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Allison Rose must be used to setting nerds’ hearts aflutter. This Stanford University graduate and legislative director for Rep. **** loves to read science fiction and fantasy like the “Game of Thrones” book series (now a hit HBO show). Taking a controversial stand, she claims the series is superior to J.R.R. Tolkien’s works, including his legendary “Lord of the Rings” trilogy.

can't believe brozack and texas is the reason are both repub

is geek chic dem

Age: 28
Hometown: Palo Alto, Calif.
Party: Democratic
Relationship status: “Taken”

sorry cozen, she's "taken"

http://i45.tinypic.com/fp35ag.jpg

check out bobby scott's great poker face. are you bluffing bobby scott? bobby scott, you gotta be shitting me

he is looking good for 65 though, gotta say

Age: 65
Hometown: Newport News, Va.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: Single

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xp Yeah but "suspiciously youthful" is not the same as "beautiful" fer chrissake.

ugh, her political affiliation is one of those answers that makes you barf

“With law school, the whole interpretation of the law and application of the law is interesting,” she says, “but here they make the laws — it’s much more hands-on.”

wow, very interesting

i have to admit that i'm really digging rep. bobby scott's (1) hair and 'stache (2) glasses (3) suit. he's workin it.

“With law school, the whole interpretation of the law and application of the law is interesting,” she says, “but here they make the laws — it’s much more hands-on.”

vapid person is vapid.

Age: 24
Hometown: Starkville, Miss.
Political party: “Moderate”
Relationship status: In a relationship

ugh, "moderate"
i realize that 35% of the country consistently identifies itself as moderate or centrist, but ugh ugh ugh, that's so stupid

That woman has amazing eyes but she is not 24.

Yeah, I'd have coffee with Bobby Scott, too.

I think half of these people are lying about their age. Also The Competitor looks blank, empty, the abyss staring back at me. I'm so cold and alone.

"Moderate" is not a political party.

they are party poopers

"Running Errands" = pooping all over the party

"we should get rid of political parties and come together to..." *scoots shitty butt all over the carpets* "something something social liberal fiscal conservative"

hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Allison Rose, aka Geek Chic, must be used to igniting message board threads afire

ugh setting not igniting, stupid brain

what's wrong with ignition?

Nothing.