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it also helps with recruiting. people think working for elon musk means something because they know of his asshole antics.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

I wonder if Elon Musk knows how a toilet works.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

I can answer that for you: it comes very easy to him. he inherited knowledge of the toilet from his dad. valves. seal rings. floats. he thought other people knew this stuff? now will you please write the 60 million dollar check for his brain cable company?

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

He engineered an alternative way to remove waste from his body

genital giant (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

he founded twitter?

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

courted grimes?

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

which punchline are we searching for here?

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

He's starting a Mars COLONy

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

The punchline is the queue of Americans waiting to bank the motherfucker in the jaw

genital giant (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

Wait what are you leasing caek? My teenager desperately wants us to get a Tesla and I am keen on an EV but don't know the landscape.


We’re leasing a forester. Car seats were destroying my lower back so I wanted an suv, and they weren’t any electric ones when we were on the market, so I figured renting a car for three years wasn’t crazy in that situation.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

it also helps with recruiting. people think working for elon musk means something because they know of his asshole antics.


I’ve been approached by spacex recruiters. Working for his companies is notoriously one of the worst jobs in tech. Terrible work/life, not great pay, abusive management, etc. It’s like working for amazon as an engineer but the pay is worse.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

yes, I don't see many engineers with previous work experience falling for it. But I imagine it's big for the poor lads that do work there.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link

I think my friend is still in software development at one of these places and should check in

I think he was doing some internal apps last I checked and nothing production specific so it was less drama overall

mh, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

hey caek: we got a Kia Soul last fall (they had just started rolling out the 2020s), base model, and love it. Part of it might be that it’s our first new car, but really it’s a charming and useful machine in many ways.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

why don’t you drive an EV?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

drama in the musksphere today

I wrote something on @ElectrekCo that is sure to be controversial but that's not the goal. I truly think that @elonmusk's feedback loop has been corrupted - resulting in some questionable actions. You can disagree but my criticism comes from place of love https://t.co/H8pOXsZzZ1

— Fred Lambert (@FredericLambert) May 12, 2020

background

In light of the ongoing Tesla Fandom circular firing squad, I thought I would share this story again and add that in spite of all this I actually prefer Fred and Electrek to the up-and-comers who are helping bring his adventure to its inevitable conclusion https://t.co/1dbc09XSvW

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) May 13, 2020

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link

who are the musk superfans

engineers, libertarians, SETI users, apartheid fans, environmentalists, incels, vc's, pedo guys?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

forgot 'guys who have a john galt reference on their license plates'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

space colonizers, grimes superfans

porlockian solicitor (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

people who think elon musk builds the cars

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

apple superfans in search of a new home

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

reddit posters

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link

that guy freds writing def has the weird manic superfan tone, its wild people wld willingly read that shit

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

a lot of idiots who are like "oh that guy seems smart"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

feel like dudes who make things in their garage that they don't really need to make are at least musk-curious

Clay, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

I kinda feel like painting the entire www.instructables.com community as musky is casting too wide a net.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

think it's mostly teenagers

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

Older dudes who like to tinker and have a rain gauge in their backyard.

pplains, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link

Richard Heene

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:08 (three years ago) link

My son is a teenager and finds Musk intriguing. It’s kind of heartbreaking and I don’t have it in me to tell him what I think.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

lmaoo

My legacy is probably going to be carpal tunnel in my right arm from doing the jerk-off motion for 12 consecutive hours while weirdos with "Entrepreneur / crypto" in their bios pile into my replies to gush about Elon Musk. https://t.co/AopXgiVmPe

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) May 12, 2020

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

King

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:50 (three years ago) link

local hero Ken Jennings

silby, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link

he's more likely to get tennis elbow from that tho

silby, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link

depends on how you learned to do it

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 04:29 (three years ago) link

or how you inherited said knowledge from your dad.

pplains, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Looks like Tesla is being sued over early touchscreen failure in Model S and X. This might be a good time to revisit my story about those screens, some of the reasons they fail, and why no other automaker has 17 inch screens in their vehicles https://t.co/ZnaN8mRQ9o https://t.co/e8SCZLakhP

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) May 14, 2020

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link

I will never ever stop laughing about Elon Musk stealing an image from Buca de Beppo so he could fake eating out during a pandemic while he has a newborn at home pic.twitter.com/jWDoiGYzX5

— Molly Shah (@MollyOShah) May 13, 2020

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

lmao

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

this is the guy many people think is the worlds #1 genius lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

his defenders are saying he didn't literally meant he went to Buca to eat that Sunday even though he p clearly implies that in his follow-up posts.

genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

see i wldve gone with he was just havin a laugh

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link

there is a massive closed and abandoned buca de beppo in my town which everyone hates b/c no one is taking care of the building so it has an extra layer for me

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link

this is hilarious

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

I thought he was referencing jail and scorsese

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

Listening to neon neon and tried to explain delorean as like musk, thought i was being all crazy insightful lol, but thread was on it. years ago. btw that album is still fun.

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

delorean actually was very good at making cars to begin with tho, no? just not when he branched out alone

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

i told my kid that my recall was that he was trying some different design stuff (didnt the car have different sized wheels or something?) not to mention facilities location. You’re right tho he was at least a car guy making cars.

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

first you monsters deny elon the title of 'engineer'. now you would take away 'car guy'? And after previously awarding that title to a poster that admits to not even owning a car!

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 May 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link


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