PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

now I understand why Project Runway doesn't do menswear

I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

these are not good

i could see myself trying to pull off a slightly oversized number 5 but that's about it

I am amazed that there are two options that contain the word "tits" in their descriptions and I'm not voting for either of them

note, i'm not against men wearing draped tops or body-conscious clothing but these are just awkward and badly designed

http://justabitfrayed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/theo.jpg

even if these weren't terrifyingly ugly, they picked the wrong model

the buttons on 5 are infuriating, what are you even fastening with that

I love them all, they look like they're from a low rent early 80s sci fi film.

i'm going to channel nina garcia and just say that these do not look expensive enough

that is exACTLY right

(as nina often is)

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/LEATHER_KOS-11.jpg

please tell me that this is a THIERRY MUGLER x INTERNATIONAL MALE collaboration

the person who designed these really did read a lot of comic books

I mean, come ON, it's like GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY

lol djp

I mean it's like VIRGIN MARY IN A NAPKIN ACCIDENT

Nice to see that costume designers for 70's Italian sci-fi movies are still getting work.

there are a lot of well executed junctions in that top.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryilvOqsx1qep16s.png

If your shirts make bodybuilding underwear models look like they have a beer gut, you need to design them differently.

Is that model's expression supposed to be come-hither sexy or "why the fuck am I wearing this"?

i would just like to take this moment to say that some of the shit michael kors says is priceless and i do wish he could comment on these clothes

he is literally trying to claw his way out of that leather number right there

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JFWM07_BLACK1.jpg

holy lord

Maybe this (I seriously don't have the body for anything else here, nor do I spend enough time vogueing in gay discos).

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JFWM06_WHITE_BO.jpg

the lunatic asylum skiwear collection

gotta be no. 2 just for the "kneel before zod (at the gloryhole)" vibe i'm getting

omg i love you for that

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/themes/prohibited2011/js/timthumb.php?src=http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/K6_BLACKgrey.jpg&h=200&w=150

Is this child abuse y/n

only if you send that child to fight against darkseid

I don't know, was that child drawn by John Byrne? xp lol

Or Tom of Finland?

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JSSM05_GREY_K.jpg

feel like i voted too soon, though, why because insouciant nipple action

it's all so disturbing

he just cannot believe what he's getting away with in romney's america

tom of finland is all about a hypermasculine iconography of (un)dress, these clothes are just way way too abstract / conceptual for ToF imho

also there are no 15" penises

oh, i dunno

where is the billowing jersey turtleneck for a bulbous monster dong??? i ask you

"billowing jersey turtleneck for a bulbous monster dong"

guided by voices b-side

Actually am pretty cool with 1.

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

i mean if you wanna dress like a bene gesserit witch that's on you man

I was planning to buy you one for xmas. :(

aw nicole. my nipples are not for public consumption. but thank you.

Public ... consumption?

the galloping consumption

nipples for some, miniature american flags for others

we must all ride the worm

kwisatz hardon

okay i'm done

Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png

the next logical step for Zubaz

also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants

and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight

The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.

"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"

€119,99. Comes in women's sizes and scarves as well.

ok the peen pants

veritable benetton rainbow of penises on those pants, too, good on you designers

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what kind of idea of "fat" is even being referred to here

BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.

actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom

lol

perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school

I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.

tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning

I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss

MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread

maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk

strong momz otm

my wife's grandmother recently sent her a catalog that had some normal looking dresses on the first couple of pages that become more and more witchy as you page through, finally giving up altogether and just giving you pages of vibrators and medieval swords to choose from

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0qNxJ8qfqtE/SBt7lqAHDvI/AAAAAAAABFE/M0KKzfTQPF8/s400/FB_IM+One+Piece.jpg

"honey, you'll be going to college soon, and perhaps it's time to start dressing like a grownup."

x-post J's grandma otm

I should probably stop scrolling through this thread on my work computer which faces out into the hallway. oops.

there's nothing not safe for work about a banana hammock unitard

former coworkers may not share my opinion there, but civilized people can disagree

^^^ otm

strongo's google search history is just a shitshow today

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/spandau/spandau_ballet_7.jpg

The article on the Hot Child Junk Jeans pictured above is full of awkward mother-son interactions.

Have you heard any There’s Something About Mary-esque horror stories? Actually yes–my son, Octavio! A one time deal, when he was like 16-years-old, and he actually got the skin caught in a zipper. And it was just like a screech from the bathroom… and I just knew! It’s one of those times in a mother’s life where you just think, you know, I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime! And of course it did. So that inspired the buttons.

I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime!

"philadelphia polling locations"
"hello kitty waffle maker"
"gang of four bootlegs"
"castlevania ii walkthrough"
"eichmann in jerusalem"
"international male thong"

shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff

a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Topeka with all that stuff!

BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.

I did this as well, and I don't feel like I have matured past that in the years since.

6 looks like a 50s space captain, going with that one.

x-post - Yeah, well, you and me both, lady.

tits right out

I am already regretting my "V-Neck & Scoop-Neck get married" vote

I was also very reckless with my vote, I should have been more thoughtful about this whole process.

this thread got awesome while i was away!

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

...and then got shit when i came back.

I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Hahaha.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

VICTORY!

CONGRATULATIONS you've won some titties