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Well-manicured lawns and carefully-tended flower beds


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Machete, helmet and khaki gear required to step outside your back door and you live in constant fear of meeting a lion or tiger someday soon.


Tell me about your garden.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

or backyard, if you will.

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah we really need to do something about that table or it's goodbye deposit.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

the green bit is on my windowsill, the walkabout bit is on my roof

mark s (mark s), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

shipley=lovely overgrown garden thats like a lush jungle, our cat loves it

new house=i don't know yet, not moved in, chatterton road was awful, terrible studenthouse garden, dollis road was nice and suburban and had a shed

gareth (gareth), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Well OK then, I will give the geezer a call and say it's pretty knackered and has been since we've moved in, can we get rid of it or can they take it away...?

Sarah (starry), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

City deck garden= very tiny, lots of pots squished out on it with my chairs. But I have a bunch of herbs that smell wonderful: rosemary, almond scented geraniums (no flowers from it ever, which saddens me), some different mints (incl CHOCOLATE MINT, yum!), lemon verbana, lemon balm, chives, lavender. And flowers and tomato plants.

lyra (lyra), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

100 feet long or so - plenty of room for cats and kids to roam. Mostly grass which is a bit scuffy from cricket this summer. Sort of on two levels with a shed and a swing on the top level, patio nearer the house with lots of cool big pots incl lavender and a bay tree. There's an apple tree and there used to be a pear tree too.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, people have gardens? That's amazing. I have a fire escape--does that count?

nory (nory), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

oo! oo! gardens are my new favourite thing as i've just bought a house and so have my first garden ever. i am trying to convince everyone i know that gardening is the new going-out but i'm not sure they're buying it.

my front garden has a path from gate to front door, and to the left of it a small lawn (which i'll be mowing this evening) surrounded by flower beds containing two nice small trees, some feeble shrubs and a rose bush that is flowering as we speak.

the back garden is all gravel right now (this will change) with some flower beds that don't have much in them and there is a dead tree at the end which we need to get cut down.

i have been weeding and digging and generally gardening like a maniac since we moved in. i'm going to be starting a compost heap soon, and also planning what plants i want to get for where in the garden.

i've found "how to be a gardener" by alan titchmarsh (the book, i haven't seen the programme) really useful and recommend it to any other new gardeners. it's clear, informative, has good instructional pictures, and is well written.

angela (angela), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Grass, mowed, not by me. Various shrubs and trees and growing things.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 September 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a large garden. Whether I think this is fortunate or not rather depends on how much needs doing to it at any given time. It could easily be a full time job, but sadly I just have to do the best I can with my limited free time and I use lots of cheats to cut down on the work (i.e. flower borders have that weed suppressant membrane on them and are covered in either slate shards, bark chippings or small pebbles etc....no weeding for me!!)

I have three large lawns (and a groovy petrol-driven ride-on lawnmower which is great for racing around on); lots of fruit trees (pears, plums, cherries, cooking apples and eating apples); lots of other trees (7 different types of holly tree, plus lots of trees and shrubs I don't even know the names of despite owning the divine Mr Titchmarsh's books); I grow fruit and veg galore.

I built a large rock garden (in the shape of a map of Africa, for some reason) last year, and I have a wonderful herb garden where I grow parsley, thyme, sage, chives, coriander, basil, various types of mint, rosemary, horseradish, dill etc etc. I use loads of fresh herbs in my cooking :)

I have a greenhouse, and two very dilapidated wooden garden sheds. Am planning to knock these down (one good shove and they will probably fall down) in the Spring and replace with one larger cedar wood shed instead. I have been meaning to do this for the past three years, but never seem to get around to it.

The garden is on the top of a ridge overlooking open moorland and has a fantastic view, not overlooked by other houses. I have some swanky teak garden furniture which I bought last year, complete with little fairy lights which clip on the underside of the green canvas umbrella. That sounds twee, but it is v pretty on summer nights!

The garden is mostly flat, but it slopes away steeply down a sort of bank at one end, leading to a small stream. There's a badger's sett, and in the early hours of the morning the badgers can be seen lumbering about the garden (scooping huge divots of turf out of my lawn or EATING MY BLUDDY STRAWBERRIES!!); also this time of year I get tiny Muntjac deer wandering up to munch on fallen apples in the mornings.

'tis bliss, my garden

C J (C J), Monday, 23 September 2002 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Our garden is nice and tidy. Lots of big shrubs and a shed. Tons of spider webs. I don't actually do any gardening.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 September 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I think your garden sounds brilliant CJ. I fact most people's do. I have no garden. This is a great pity.

I do have a boring lawn lined with weeds and surrounding a clothesline but its shared with two other flats. There is also a strip of bark chips with shrubs out the front. This is mostly yucky variagated cypress-y things, but there is a lovely rosemary and a fern coming up through one of the cypresses and a rose bush by the door.

Inside I have pots filled with tomatoes, capsicum, lettuce and various herbs, which I will move into the porch when the weather is warmer. I also have some flowering potplants. I want to get more ferns growing in pots inside as I have recently become very fond of ferns.

isadora, Monday, 23 September 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got a decent-sized garden that I've not worked on at all since my wife moved away over a year ago. I'm a bit scared to go out there now. I am selling the house and buying a flat without a garden.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Our garden utilises a lot of glass and wood to create a kind of environmental disaster themed scupture.

alix, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

SCULPTURE.

alix, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
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bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
I trimmed back my 10ft hedge to a more manageable 4.5ft yesterday with a pair of bypass pruners and some ancient shears. Have very sore arms today as a result. My lawn's full of weeds and about 3ft high. Got nowhere to store a lawnmower, do you reckon a cordless strimmer would be enough to trim it back? It's about 18ft by 10ft.

leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

It's crap. Literally as my dog shits all over the place and I forget to pick it up. :-(

nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

my neighbours actually complained that our garden was such a state. not our fault the wind decided to destroy our whole gate, maybe it's our fault we haven't bothered to clean it up though.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

Cordless strimmers tend to be a bit gutless, I'm afraid.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

My neighbour made a big fuss last year over the state of my garden last year and threatened to report me to the council. She said that the council would charge £200 to clear it but her nephew would do it for half that. The little bugger ripped me off and only did half the job (i was stupid enough to hand over the cash before it was finished) so i'm back to doing it on my own cos i'll be damned if i'm going to give that little shite another penny.

I'd thought about hireing a petrol brush cutter for the day but am a little scared of them.

leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Thirteen years dormant.

Anyway, my balcony has been much improved by a $40 auto watering system from alibaba. This year I am growing myoga ginger, Japanese long onions, gobo. The ginger lime is flourishing even as the lemon and the lime do battle with the bugs.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

Our house is small and stands more or less in the center of a 100' x 125' lot, so there is plenty of yard space around the main structure. We have two massive big-leaf maple trees between the front of the house and the street. These cast so much shade that the remainder of the front yard is mostly moss where once there was lawn in ages past.

We have many mature fir trees at various points elsewhere, two towering laurel hedges that are so well-established they could not be killed short of taking a backhoe (or explosives) to them. I should add that we have no annuals anywhere other than weeds and very few plants which were not volunteers. It is a total unplanned mess.

At some point roughly 50 years ago, our house was occupied by people who created a concrete patio and a concrete fish pond in the back. The pond has not held water since before we moved in, 33 years ago. It is now 3/4 filled with rocks and dirt, but still shows it's blue-painted lip all around. The patio is usually covered thickly with fallen fir needles. Weeds grow up in the cracks.

I could say more, but this gives the basic impression. Our garden is derelict, but not in a wholly creepy "haunted house" way. The local birds love it and we get deer and rabbits visiting it. When the maples leaf out in spring, it can look quite lovely from the front. But no one would ever mistake it for a tended yard.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

My backyard is laden with the dreaded Asthma Weed, which is noxious and causes allergies and I just cannot get rid of the fucking thing. I'm paying a gardener to come fix it this week because effed if I'm scrabbling about with bad knees and grass allergies in that lot.

I do have a small patch and some pots doing ok that said, with 3 kinds of tomatoes, beetroot, chillies and lettuce on the go.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:22 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

^^^ had been wondering whether the antipodean plant in question which ails Trayce so was really called Asthma Weed - all high-up Google hits say things like "Marijuana and asthma: Does it help or harm?", so guessing not.

We have gardens front and back, both are quite small (esp the front one).

The front one has two tiny lawns with the front path down the middle, rendered uneven by tree roots from outside. Three wheelie bins, food caddy and composter take up a lot of the available space. We do however have room for a magnolia, fig, lavender, heather, a raspberry bush, and herbs (a bay tree, thyme, rosemary, sage and mint)

At rear, there is a patio which really needs replacing, or at least re-mortaring. This houses our garden furniture. A lawn which needs trimming soon, shrubs and trees around the edge, and trellis on the fence which houses bird feeders with seeds, suet pellets, mealworms (not live), peanuts (oddly we have been untroubled by the squirrels of late) and fatballs.

Grandpont Genie, Monday, 1 April 2019 09:47 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

Just bought some wintergreen and really stressed on what type of location to plant it in. It was twenty bucks. Also harvesting the berries to grow my own.

| (Latham Green), Saturday, 22 October 2022 18:59 (three years ago)

asthma weed:

https://www.abc.net.au/gardening/how-to/asthma-weed/9428392

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 22 October 2022 22:14 (three years ago)

To hell with noxious plants. To heaven with athol brose!

| (Latham Green), Sunday, 23 October 2022 02:20 (three years ago)


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