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Imagine you have the cake to shell out for one of those aristocratic portraits. What would you tell the painter to do?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I would have him paint me looking shocked, holding a pipe, with an ermine around my neck.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

(a live one!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You took my answer, so I am not sure now!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe red velvet smoking jacket!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

paint me as I see me, stunningly attractive, or else!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

also my finger would be pointing to the letters page of Vice magazine.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

wait a minute all my previous answers were stolen from Momus!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Paint a nude portrait of me with a gigantic knob.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that symbolize something??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Eh, no. Not at all. Just pure vanity!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

sometimes a gigantic knob is just a gigantic knob

― lawrence kansas, Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"No dear, you see, the painter HAD to paint your grandfather that way. Otherwise no-one wd have recognized him!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Make it look not like me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

in a tracksuit next to a bentley and a tiger, with my name above, studded in diamonds

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Very tasteful.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Make me as pretty as "Tracer Hand"

― the pinefox (the pinefox), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i want something like what lucien freud did for the queen, but with an andy warhol twist

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 26 September 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

In Velvet

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 September 2002 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Something like this:

http://www.copronason.com/Galleries/Roth/images/roth_FL/wildchild_FL.jpg

― Nate Patrin, Thursday, 26 September 2002 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Pinefox, don't be silly, you already are as pretty as Tracer.

I would like a black and white photograph with lots of airbrushing!

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 26 September 2002 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

can we have francis bacon paint me?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 26 September 2002 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Female version of me. That would be fun. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 September 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

make me look like this:

http://www.webcolombia.com/leonardo/Leonardo_Da_Vinci_Lady_with_an_Ermine_1.jpg

with my little greyhound bitch as the ermine

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 26 September 2002 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.absolutelymale.com/PIX/amale/gay/beepbeep1.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 September 2002 04:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Warts and all.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 26 September 2002 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish to be portrayed nude, wearing an enormous afro and reclining against a cheetah.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 26 September 2002 08:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually had a photographer do a "fantasy" portrait of me as a drunk at a bar. I had it framed, otherwise I'd scan and post it.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Can you emphasize the Grace Kelly and ignore the Anna Nicole Smith in my appearance?"

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Rosemary have you seen Tracer H - with or without pipe? Here we have only had a mysterious glimpse.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

J.Lu sounds like she can't lose.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Female version of me. That would be fun. :-)

You mean as in this guy?

http://cuhistory3057.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cornbury2.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

http://gaytoday.badpuppy.com/garchive/people/032398pe.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Pinefox I'm flattered!! It's the mysterious glimpses that make it work you know. Whatever prettiness I possess might die if exposed to the direct rays of the ILX gaze

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer you give me an erection of the heart.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh just go to http://gaytoday.badpuppy.com/garchive/people/032398pe.jpg.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

That didn't load either. But I will accept your judgment in fine and open spirit. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 September 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

One where I don't look like Dom Deluise in drag.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 27 September 2002 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

PF: yes (without pipe but with a cigarette).

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 27 September 2002 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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