I Am Your Metaphysical Bartender

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What would you like me to serve you, that will fit on this here bartop?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

a single plum, floating on a bed of perfume, served in a man's hat.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus Christ Jess I was just about to make that exact joke, make it two.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

a tame comet

― mike (ro)bott, Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

All the right answers to my questions...

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

A man who lives in Boston :(

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

just let me raid your tip jar i need the cash.

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

A pixie dust martini. With extra olives, please.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and a large infusion of cash into my checking account, please.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, we only do Paypal at this here bar

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 26 September 2002 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Then I'll accept that Paypal payment into my own account. Rah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 September 2002 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll just take a working soundcard on my computer. Or -and this might be hard- erasing my klutziness so that I no longer upend cups of tea right on top of it?
Yes, I thought that might be impossible.

― lyra (lyra), Thursday, 26 September 2002 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

cheese and onions

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 September 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

brain tonic, please

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 26 September 2002 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Gimme some of that stuff what makes the others so joyous, so free.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 26 September 2002 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Your wish, my command. (humbly serving, meaning that's why I've been so damn quiet)

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 27 September 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I will not fit on this here bartop.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 27 September 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

we'll MAKE you! [[rubs hands together and laughs devilishly....]]

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 27 September 2002 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

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