Aaron Carter beats up shark

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TEEN star AARON CARTER narrowly escaped death in an attack by a hammerhead shark.

The singer shot the beast with his speargun as it went to bite him and was dragged 40ft through the sea as it fled with a spear stuck in it with a line attached.

Aaron furiously punched at the thrashing hammerhead before breaking free and swimming for shore off Florida.
Aaron, who had a Top 20 hit in April with Leave It Up To Me, said: “It was terrifying.

Right when he was about to bite me I shot him in the stomach and he dragged me. The shark was going crazy.”
A pal of the singer said: “Aaron and a mate were on a spear-fishing holiday.

They were deep in the water when the shark attacked. It’s lucky Aaron had his wits about him.”

In a magazine interview in 1997 Aaron, the brother of BACKSTREET BOY NICK CARTER, jokingly said: “I won’t get bitten by a shark, I can swim too fast.” He was right.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

that had to be one ropey shark.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

it'll be a TV movie before you know it!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

But are there nude pictures of him with the shark?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

hi Ned Raggett,
you dont know me
you said you have nude pics of a shark?
can you please send them?
thank you,
chaki mcchaka

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there's a new reality-TV show in this. Drop some minor celebs in the water, with weapons of some sort (Jamie Oliver could have a whisk, say), then release the hungry sharks. Top entertainment.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"Aaron and a mate were on a spear-fishing holiday."

"The singer shot the beast with his speargun as it went to bite him"

...sure.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 26 September 2002 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

aaron carter is a menace and must be stopped

― lynskey, Friday, 27 September 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron and a mate were on a spear-fishing holiday
New euphemism?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaron Carter carries a speargun? Kew-el.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Aaron is so cuite and so smart and so strong and so talented I can see why got away. Nobody's better than Aaron!!!!!!!

― ashley marie johnson yeates, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Everytime I read this title, I imagine it being sung in place of the "vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie" line in The Magnificent Seven.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

a winner is google

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ashley, you have made my day. thank you.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we see that pic of the terrifying girl with a shark hand puppet please?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"teen star" is used vv loosely in this story

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"21-year-old teen start Aaron Carter beat the shiznit out of a shark today."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized that Aaron is only eight days older than me. MWAHAHA I AM YOUNG AND NIMBLE YOU OLD BACKSTREET BOY BROTHER BAG

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this still may be my favorite thread title.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This rivals the Fabio/bird/rollercoaster story.

― Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/c37317ud.jpg

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Justin Timberlake inside there?

― Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Male shark genitals are called "claspers".

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 March 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.viz.co.uk/latest/129_pathetic/02.jpg

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a picture of Viz comic staple The Pathetic Sharks which had the potential to be vaguely amusing for a second there

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL is this acyually true and if so is it exhaggerated? lol it seems so unrealistic! he SWAM back to shore with a shark after him is what it is implying, also he punched it? cummon! pre-school prank i think!

― Fredigale, Sunday, 4 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/maitressefleche/18966063/51821/51821_original.png
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Oh Aaron.

― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

damn

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

what the fuck

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

loaded up the aaron's party youtube and started clicking around madly when it started because I thought it was some vevo ad but nah it was aaron's party

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

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