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I discovered the wonderful world of ILE yesterday while searching for Tipped over Portaloo anecdotes (long story). I have done absolutely no work since and it's piling up on my desk. I am gonna get fired I know it, if not for slacking then surely I will eventually get caught by the email police! I'm hooked, what should I do?

― Anonymous (Anonymous), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

There is no hope left for you.

I tried to get out, but they kept pulling me back in!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

wrap yourself in a blanket
hide under your desk
try not to let your immediate supervisors hear the chattering of your teeth

― maura (maura), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Technique chosen by one poster we know:

1. set up your browser so ILx requires a password
2. Choose really long and complex password you could never remember.
3. Write the password down on a piece of paper
4. Rip the piece of paper up into a million pieces and cast them to the four winds.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

5. Wait for ILx to move to a new web address.
6. Start posting again.
7. Accept doom.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Abandon all hope all ye who enter here.

Welcome aboard!

― Miss Laura, Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

show me your butt mucous before progressing.

― Queen G (Queeng), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

take a deep breath, looke outside, do some work, check back, ILE is still there! repeat until ILE viewing is at a manageable level.

this week it's been good for me, coz I haven't had access to a work computer for the last two days, and have been sitting in my new easy chair strategically positioned to be obscured from view by book selves.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, stalkerscary is clearly hooked, so it's time to start charging.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

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