abysmal real names

tanner flake

Beryl Sprinkel

jonjo shelvey

:D

Spanky deBrest

Ed Balls

tin jedvaj

All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.

kirsten flipkens

every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"

Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden

just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips

Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.

oy

marcus mumford

a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"

used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly

there's a poet named Allison Benis White

Marvin Ducksch

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

paul potts

nick ferrari

yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)

Vance Blanc

Tony Discipline

Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.

Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.

Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.

He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.

Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.

http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/

fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames

the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces

r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites

tony d is just a vile name though

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

gav indiscipline is quite good

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

Beryl Sprinkel

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

Discipline and Greenwich

Orly Taitz

Imogen Poots

Imogen Gay Poots

Imogen Heap too

Lol Creme

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

Justin Lookadoo

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

rooney mara

I've become accustomed to that one

blake bortles

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

Ellinor D’Melon

Priscila Chinchilla

that is an amazing name!! i am a fan

(a fan of the name, i am not familiar with the person whatsoever)

I've got a feeling I posted it on the Great Real Names thread

There's a guy where I work called Charles Manson.

Thangam Debbonaire

That is a fantastic name.

Abysmal politician though.

we have a trainee named J3ss!ca Death

this is simultaneously abysmal and great

We don't need that fascist groove Thangam Debbonaire

So, how long has this been going on? This...this Thangam Debbonaire?

Good name, imo.

Apparently she changed her name from Thangam Singh.

Thangam Style

Sorry again that is an amazing name

I meant they in reference to Jessica D3ath

Ugh!! *that
banning myself from posting til I can get my typos under control

we only soured on the name because we encountered it minutes after Pee-Wee died

Kenneth cheesebro

Will Witt

https://www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bernie-porn-pollster,19529

bernie porn-pollster, a winning platform for 2024

i'm into Bernie Porn's glamour shots

president of EPIC MRA

Cumberland "Cum" Posey

https://i.ibb.co/4tRyyMk/Screenshot-2023-10-21-at-12-20-59.png

Cody Fendant, I'm not so sure about you

^^excellent

t0ny sk4nchy, whose full name must be 4nthony sk4nchy - both abysmal

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.

Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.

“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”

*snort*

Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy

trying to do an umlaut "u"

tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go

I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor

"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"

"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."

"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"

"Exactly"

"So what did John Hancock do?"

oof!

Alan Treefucker

of the Lubbock Treefuckers?

yes.

Julian Smallbones

https://tgsteeplechasefoundation.org/burley-cocks/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/10/elon-musk-sweden-unions-tesla-labour-car

Alfie Potts Harmer

Troyal Garth Brooks

Yonah Jeremy Bob, “The Jerusalem Post’s senior military correspondent”

Ph4l1n Fl0w3rs

“It’s been an amazing year for the world’s richest people, with more billionaires around the world than ever before,” said Chase Peterson-Withorn, Forbes’ wealth editor.

The NFL draft always produces some eye-opening names. This year we've got Prince Pines and erm... Storm Duck.

UNC has a player named Storm Duck.

Storm. Duck. pic.twitter.com/My1PPhmSdc

— Joe Tansey (@JTansey90) December 27, 2019

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Kitchen

the old name-is-a-noun thing never gets old, especially paired with a verb sounding name

Storm Duck is one for the pantheon

but just who is True Grant?

https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/who-is-true-grant-manchester-city-63838067