GET INVOLVED - will Liverpool win the Premiership 2013/14?

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needs more HE'S READY x2 then HE'S _______

get with the program

anyway, this should be a more interesting season than last. the main narrative for me is the phalanx of recently-promoted clubs who've just made lots and lots of surprisingly big signings. should be quite a few good teams around, given semi-competent management

I'm looking forward to seeing the debut of the highly mooted Gooner Warchest

"liverpool fans can't pick a title 2012/3" imo

My English Premier league season started with

Just switched on BT Sport for the first time and they've got Primal Scream performing Come Together live in the studio wtf

Ach they're spoiling it with a football montage.

Onimo Letting them off coz the montage featured a Tony Yeboah belter.

govt named myself there ffs

Owen Hargeaves: pundit

HE'S READY
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If we'd only relocated to ILF I could zap that for you

I like being reminded Owen Hargreaves exists.

I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.

Eh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.

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HE'S READY

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HE'S READY

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HE'S FXCKING READY AND ALL U CVNT

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HE AND SOME OF HIS BEST FRIENDS LIKE TREVOR SINCLAIR AND CHRIS POWELL ARE READY

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HE'S 'READY'

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HE'S OM NOM NOM

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HE'S SENSING PEOPLE WANT HIM TO DO WELL

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HE'S... yeah fair enough tbh

still can't get over how supremely grim these opening fixtures are

[sighs, fires up lfc stoke stream]

1221: Liverpool v Stoke (1245 BST)
Ah, sweet music. Jimmy Nail's 'Ain't no doubt' is blasting out over the tannoy at Anfield as the players warm-up. The Premier League is definitely back, isn't it?

wicked tune tbf

and of course none more appropriate to anfield events

SHE'S LYIN

is there a streaming site

http://firstrowproxy.com/

^HE'S READY

those pictures of the managers beside the team sheets are quite offputting

ooh dear mignolet

lol wtf was that mark halsey bit

oh christ, we're going to hear from Mark Halsey after every decision?

Steven Gerrard's out-swinging crosses from the right are immaculate

Do I mean out-swinging? idk

lol studge

ffs if we draw or lose this

oh christ, we're going to hear from Mark Halsey after every decision?

― Number None, Saturday, 17 August 2013 12:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i hope he says "yep good decision our referee's assistants are the best in the world" every time

lil mickey revelling in new role of lil gobshite

informative pop-up there of hughes watching the game and pointing

and there he is

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come on u dark shales

Halsey really bringing some top quality content.

Got to score that, I'm fearing the worst now

Oh it was Henderson, nm

Top of the league!

nice hit tbf

Oh my christ bt are killing football

btw that pic of rodgers beside the lineup was incredible, incredible

he's put a marker down early with that one. Interested to see if if the rest of the field can live up to it

For a moment I thought he was going for the replica shirt/jeans combo.

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nice look

what was hughes' like

liverpool were excellent there. really think the rodgers project is coming together

shhhh

Owen Hargreaves is gonna be terrific

i will have my say klata

i will get involved

The movement between the lines is terrific, but it is against Stoke.

David James providing expert analysis of Mignolet's early blunders, spot on BT

Mark Halsey shaking as he admitted he was nervous pre-match was a key moment here, I'm worried about the lad, he's a fish out of water Brian

begovic is definitely on dis ting

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lol, how long have you been working on these?

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^beautiful

this is what he was doing instead of our compilation

lol they're great <3

Merdey, a hoy hoy - yhm. Suedey would too, if I had his address.

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, May 14, 2014 12:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's yhm?

lol ken

oh yeah just got yr email. i can't go, which fucking sucks. but cheers for the thought.

Keane was not surprised that Rio Ferdinand will leave United this summer or bothered that the defender was not given a chance to say goodbye to the Old Trafford crowd.

"That might have suited him," he said. "Not everybody wants to wander around the pitch waving and crying. It's not about walking on the pitch – I don't know where you're going with this one. He didn't have a chance to say goodbye? You can say goodbye on Twitter, can't you?"

I like this Suárez quote:

Suárez finished the season with 31 goals, leaving him top of the European Golden Boot table with Cristiano Ronaldo, who still has a league game to play this Saturday. What, he was asked, do the words "Real Madrid" mean to him? Suárez grinned. "Real Madrid? The only thing I think is Cristiano Ronaldo and that he doesn't score. He's one of the best in the world with Messi. I kill myself to score goals; they do it so easily. If he scores, it'll be a pity."

I guess ronaldo has scored goals against the top 5 teams

this is what he was doing instead of our compilation

time well spent, tbf

Former Tottenham coach Tim Sherwood has spoken publicly for the first time since he lost his job on Tuesday, with the youthful tactician confirming he was not surprised when he was told he would not continue in the post.

id like if he could shut up publicly for the first time in what seems like years but w/e not our problem anymore

The death of Jean-Luc Dehaene, the former Belgian prime minister who has headed Uefa's financial fair play investigations, may cause a delay to the case surrounding Manchester City's breach of the FFP rules.

Dehaene, 73, had been suffering from cancer but died following a fall in France, according to media reports in Belgium. Dehaene was chairman of the Club Football Control Body (CFCB) and it is understood he had been struggling with his illness during recent weeks. He still took an active role in the investigations and had been kept updated with all the documentation.

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*Here comes the summ-errrrr*

gallagher's gone to spurs!!

He is also keen to sign a new left-back this summer despite Jon Flanagan's encouraging development in the role last season and Bertrand is top of his preferred wish-list. Chelsea may be reluctant to sell the 24-year-old to Liverpool, however, in which case Rodgers may turn his attentions to Sevilla's £15m-rated full-back Alberto Moreno.

Who is Gallagher?

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Ya-Ya Toure. It's gonna be a good summer. CAKECAKECAKECAKE

it is a disgrace that his club thought winning the league was a bigger deal than his birthday. the nerve

Thinking one is a bigger deal doesn't entail forgetting the other.

except they didn't forget. 2 cakes, a card ,a twitter card, and a sing song BUT NO HANDSHAKE.

How can Ya Ya be expected to perform for such ingrates?

i thought the beef was that the birthday cake wasn't as large as the winning premier league cake?

I thought the cake came after the complaint

no idea i wish somebody would draw a timeline of this!

YAYA TOURE'S 31ST BIRTHDAY LIVEBLOG, AS IT HAPPENED

CAKEGATE

cakegate is like the worst & weakest shit reason for agitating for a transfer ever. At least when Cashley was talking shite about respect he meant "I need 55kpw of respect instead of £50kpw".

it seems v. reminiscent of Cashley tbh, don't remember him publicly articulating "it's just about the money" at the time

He essentially said the contract offer indicated a lack of respect.

Yaya's agent is using cakes and handshakes instead of contracts (though he's also going on about free Bugattis).

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"my client wants full image rights and a balloon animal" etc et al seems a bit infra dig tbh but we do be needing a transfer thread

West Brom have signed midfielder Craig Gardner from Premier League rivals Sunderland on a three-year deal.

"Craig is someone we have followed for a long time and we are delighted to get him," said director of football administration Richard Garlick.

Garlick added: "He has the flexibility to play in a few positions across the midfield, scores goals, and can slot in at right-back if required."

"and can slot in at right-back if required."

need to make a fantasy xi for this british footballer gravestone inscription leading contender

gardner
milner
jones
rooney

that's the transfer thread title imo

shout me down or i'm lettin' her rip

make it so

"do a job" is the usual parlance i spose but "slot in" is the tru realness, just a shitty builder with his arse out taking a triumphant gulp of his 10th sugary cuppa of the day as he admires a horrendous bodge job... seamless m8

strong berbatovian influence showing in these ludovogorets lads

where can i get a stweam

I've got it terrestrial for a change but wiziwig.eu always gives a few options ime

good match so far BTW sterling and balotelli look dangerous

Arsenal being taken to bits. Immobile runs through whole team and scores with last kick of the half.

Ryan Giggs will be catching up on Corrie: 2014/5 Champion's League

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― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:57 (6 months ago)

great game tonight

who's this rossiter lad? he has a very high shirt number!

yous are hilarious

argh Moyes flashback

must be tough to reminisce about the free-scoring moyes years.

reading back on all the liverpool defensive horror shows is painful.