How often do you mate honkeys

Is this about being a "matchmaker" for your white friends?

read this as "how often do you hate honkeys"

hey treeship I don't troll your polls, do me the same courtesy

read this as "how often do you mate monkeys"

belongs in the I'm drunk thread, tbrr

no option for "often" what is this, a fuckin mircus??

there's an implied comma here right

how often do you, mate honkeys?

i have a few honkeys i mate them quarterly, been good business so far.

read this as "how often do you mate monkeys"

I read it as "how often do you hate honkeys?"

http://www.magnetmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/george-jefferson3951.jpg

probably vmic but I read this is

read this as "how often do you hate monkeys"

and was about to be all "OMG never how could anyone hate monkeys?!".

Definitely never. I love monkeys. I love apes even more though. Seriously, the one thing I know I want to do before I die is hold a baby orang utan and hanh out with some older ones. I will figure out a way to make this happen. Like, I'm not really sure about lots of other things. Kids? Up in the air. Owning a house? Meh. Hold a baby orang utan? MUST DO.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, May 21, 2011 12:49 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that is the restaurant where they have monkey servers? I want to go there. The mask is awful though.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:11 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OK, it's early and I forgot there was actually a monkey hate thread and I REALLY LIKE MONKEYS BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. Leave me alone. hmpf. ;)

But this whole thing does make a lot more sense now.

outed as a honkey mater

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