How often do you hate monkeys

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Option	Votes
Seldom	17
Never	7
Always	4

― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Friday, 6 September 2013 04:34 (ten years ago) link

I'm torn between seldom and never. I can't think of any instances where I've hated them, but I want to leave myself some wiggle room.

― Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

voted always
I also always hate apes

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

monkeys are awesome

― rap's proud hateful history (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can't think of a single instance of a monkey doing something which has negatively impacted my life, so never, I guess

― peter in montreal, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i used to live near a zoo, and you could hear monkeys, i think they were lemurs or something? making unearthly noises like a siren or some electronic device at five in the morning. it made roosters seem positively prehistoric, it did

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monkeys are awesome, apes slightly less awesome but still cool.

GIS'ing "cute monkey" and getting a thousand pictures of baby chimps pisses me off.

― WmC, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey otm

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hated monkeys for about two days last year because they were horrible bastards, other than that monkeys are ace

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

monkeys are generally the most fun type of animal to watch when you're at the zoo

― peter in montreal, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^insanity! have you not heard of otters?

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monkeys are great and apes are amazing.

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, because they're gross. Also there are otters.

XXP OMGS

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why I otter...

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-0D-gV8mY/SIq2Z8UBu3I/AAAAAAAAKfk/YOtM7msazic/s400/the+higsons

― Mark G, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/1924066350_c1861d78e4_m.jpg

me facing down an Indian monkey

― rap's proud hateful history (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:29 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:29 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The otter is my totem animal and all, but hating monkeys and apes makes zero sense to me in this world.

― WmC, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:32 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/SESI19h4wDo&fs=1&hl=en

― Unity Tour 2011: 311 and Sublime with Rome (latebloomer), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:33 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shakey, are monkeys a nuisance in india? like do you have to watch your back often at times to make sure they're not about to steal something shiney or food-like from you?

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 4:24 PM (8 minutes ago)

Ha, I played a track I made that had a section with a lot of glissandi for a biologist friend of mine and he instantly went "lemurs!"

― corey, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:41 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda...? depends where you are I suppose. Like, I dunno if you can see it in this tiny photo, but the tops of these buildings are ringed with monkeys.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2149/1924054202_da726f146d_m.jpg

that other photo was taken at a mountaintop shrine in Pushkar and the monkeys totally pestered for food. on our way up a few of them bounded by and I remember seeing one of them rip something off an old lady's sari. they are clever little bastards!

― rap's proud hateful history (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:41 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am sure that woman whose face was eaten by a chimpanzee hates apes

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

These monkeys are responsible for me hating monkeys for two days

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4104/5074563727_82776e7b7e_z.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5108/5741239786_d4eb8c58e0_z.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/5740686205_5508d72f63_z.jpg

They got into our holiday shower and watched us going to the toilet (pic 1) and crapped on the floor (note the turd in pics 2 & 3)

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and watched us going to the toilet (pic 1)

"if you really hated us you would throw that at me"

― rap's proud hateful history (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, May 20, 2011 5:45 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never ever.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, May 20, 2011 6:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never. Esp oran utans or however you spell it, which I saw that sunny successor had included in his list of monkeys. They have a sense of sarcasm! A zoo keeper friend went into their enclosure and saw the two oran utans sitting next to each other with their arms folded, looking at him getting ready to clean the enclosure. He went out to get some more cleaning equipment and when he came back, they were still sitting there, exactly the same expressions on their faces, exactly the same postures, but they had swapped positions.

Never.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, May 20, 2011 6:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are we counting chimps cuz those fuckers are mean

― Darin, Friday, May 20, 2011 6:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Homer: Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!
Zoo Keeper: (whispering) There're having sex.

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 6:23 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they were still sitting there, exactly the same expressions on their faces, exactly the same postures, but they had swapped positions.

This absolves all monkeys everywhere ever.

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, May 20, 2011 6:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I also always hate apes

jeez, how can you hate a silverback gorilla

― sonderborg, Friday, May 20, 2011 6:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

definitely never

― 69, Friday, May 20, 2011 6:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

will u make an exception for me?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 6:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/SQ5GrVjEN98&feature=related&fs=1&hl=en

― caek, Friday, May 20, 2011 6:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so many monkey thefts on youtube

― caek, Friday, May 20, 2011 6:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will admit I once laughed at some tv footage of some drunken monkeys but I hated myself while doing it so there was some hatred happening, don't worry.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 7:04 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have always strongly disliked the other Primates. Strictly speaking, I suppose this is irrational bias on my part, and for that reason could be considered animal behavior.

― B'wana Beast, Friday, May 20, 2011 7:17 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc the original title of the movie drunken master was drunken monkey in the tiger's eye

so much hate on this thread. tsk

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 7:18 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Most of the times. When I was a kid we went on a field trip to the jungle and some monkeys managed to open a friend's tent and take all his clothes and everything up with them in the trees. It was simultaneously hilarious and sad to watch my friend on the ground try to get his stuff back, including his camera (which the monkeys ended up dropping on the ground from about 4-5m high). Had a couple other similar experiences with monkeys stealing stuff.

― Jibe, Friday, May 20, 2011 7:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where are you? south africa? indonesia? b/c when i was a kid we didn't have jungles around to take field trips to. we would visit a cement factory or something that used to be a textile mill

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 7:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^philly

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 7:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

no, somewhere even worse than philly!

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 7:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

charleston wva?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 7:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that was in india. those field trips sure beat all other field trips i ever went on!

― Jibe, Friday, May 20, 2011 7:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah.

mookie, let's just say it was a little worse than zelienople.

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 7:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o shit

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 7:48 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't remember hating monkeys, except one time when I went to a zoo with a monkey fan and spent about 3 hours looking at every single minutely different variety when I wanted to be looking at wildcats instead.

I might if I'd stayed somewhere with wild monkeys running around, though. I remember some really angry monkeys in another zoo who would run screeching up to the fence every time visitors came up to it to climb it and thump it and shriek at the visitors. Some kid had his zoo map held up against the fence and they grabbed it and started shredding it.

Which is, y'know, a not unreasonable reaction to being in captivity, but still, I wouldn't want to be around that while camping.

Mr spacecadet hates monkeys. I have asked why but the response is usually just a restatement of said hatred.

― russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Friday, May 20, 2011 7:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I only hate on disrespectful monkeys. This category encompasses a surprisingly large number of monkeys.

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 8:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Definitely never. I love monkeys. I love apes even more though. Seriously, the one thing I know I want to do before I die is hold a baby orang utan and hanh out with some older ones. I will figure out a way to make this happen. Like, I'm not really sure about lots of other things. Kids? Up in the air. Owning a house? Meh. Hold a baby orang utan? MUST DO.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, May 20, 2011 8:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Primates are another matter entirely. Monkeys are just monkeys.

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 8:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. But I still never hate monkeys.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, May 20, 2011 8:52 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They will not respect your decision.

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 8:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Prosimians are where it's at.

― emil.y, Friday, May 20, 2011 8:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monkeys will never hit the Suggest Ban button.

― WmC, Friday, May 20, 2011 8:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Prosimians are where it's at.

OTM

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 8:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marsupials tho

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 8:57 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never thought about it but realised it's always. needy little shits.

― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Friday, May 20, 2011 9:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

monkey are cool *in theory* but irl they are evil little fuckers. my friend lived in indonesia as a kid and he had monkey stories that turned me off for life. also monkeys in people clothes are a dealbreaker.
i enjoy orangutans and apes sometimes, so I will have to go w/ sometimes rather than always. but the reality of wild monkeys is a whole different thing to monkeys on a calendar.

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 9:48 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guys I should note "some of the time" or "sometimes" are not options.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 9:51 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh fine always then

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 9:58 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always/seldom/never is the finest & truest scaling created btw

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 10:04 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also monkeys in people clothes are a dealbreaker.

lol some people are so close-minded

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 10:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MONKEYS IN PEOPLE CLOTHES ARE AN ABOMINATION

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 10:12 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ otm

http://blog.drysdaleandco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/MonkeyHat-150x150.jpg

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 10:14 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so disrespectful it could melt your face off

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn117/mattbrill/yetimonkey.jpg

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 10:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i just regurgitated diet seven-up all over my pda

― dell (del), Friday, May 20, 2011 10:17 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg aimless

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 10:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/kr55GRDYpkg&fs=1&hl=en

from kerr

― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, May 20, 2011 10:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are wonderful little assholes

― sonderborg, Friday, May 20, 2011 10:59 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also monkeys in people clothes are a dealbreaker.

Sorry; monkey in people clothes = COMEDY GOLD. I knew a grown man at a former job whose favorite movie in the entire world was M.V.P.: Most Valuable Primate (chimpanzee dresses up in full hockey gear and leads team to championship).

― that's not funny. (unperson), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the worst. The. Worst.

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse than clowns?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 11:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Primates in people clothes powered Dean Jones's career at Disney Studios, but PRIMATES ARE NOT MONKEYS!

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 11:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Worse than clowns

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

organ grinder monkeys and monkeys in bellhop outfits and fairy costumes ugh ugh ugh ugh

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dwarf clowns?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 11:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse than dwarf clowns

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always, except for planet of the apes.

that story about koko the gorilla adopting the kitten is pretty sweet too.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:17 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Do these costumed-monkey apologists not remember:

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/0a/a7/kifmToysAllMattel_Wizard_Of_Oz_Porcelain_Winged_Monkey1-resized200.jpg

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 11:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

surely that's a ape?

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"flying *monkey*"

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is a small-dog-napping, witch-obeying abomination! And by common consent is referred to as a "flying monkey".

― Aimless, Friday, May 20, 2011 11:23 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will also admit to enjoying Monkichi & some of his pals BUT that is because they are cartoon abstractions and not anything like actual monkeys. They are polite and go to school. Monkichi's dream is to be a professional poet, whereas a real monkey's dream is to be a professional asshat.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/3961282339_fe4636e7c0.jpg

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:23 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Related searches: monkichi condom

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:24 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse than dwarf clowns

ok that is madness. did an australian monkey steal yr vegemite or something?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 11:29 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All those 80s chimps-in-clothes being boss & secretary calendars ruined me for monkeys in clothes...they wig me out & I dont like them

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 20, 2011 11:36 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"australian monkey"

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:23 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just trying to work out how that would work in terms of adhering to a common stereotype

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:25 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in that is my understanding that ilx user VegemiteGrrl grew up in "australia" i questioned her "issues" with "monkeys"

terribly sorry if this set off your stereotype alarms

― mookieproof, Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:33 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no no i was actually looking forward to various perceptions of what an australian monkey would entail

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:37 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry if it came across that way, not offended at all, quite the opposite

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:37 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monkeys will never hit the Suggest Ban button.
They might do; that's the problem. How tolerant you are of blind and sometimes vicious caprice is one of the things at stake. Me, I'm willing to take the hit, although in a human I agree it wd be intolerable. But then I live in northern Europe and don't own a camera.

are we counting chimps cuz those fuckers are mean
Some of them are really quite placid iirc.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, May 21, 2011 4:07 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

monkeys - no. brass monkey - yes.

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, May 21, 2011 5:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I voted "Seldom" because I love monkeys but I once watched a documentary where some monkeys stole a baby monkey from another monkey family and tore it to pieces and it really bummed me out. those monkeys were not cool.

― hillybilly death worship (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, May 21, 2011 5:31 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess it is not my place to moralize about another creature's intraspecies warfare.

― hillybilly death worship (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, May 21, 2011 5:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sunny successor otm: brass monkey = yes

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, May 21, 2011 11:38 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i only hate them when they taunt me

― thats my meme dont were it out (Pillbox), Saturday, May 21, 2011 11:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always love monkeys will pray 4 u abbott :( :( :(

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 21, 2011 11:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People seem to be hung-up on the cute zoo monkeys. Are you not aware of baboons and mandrills and horrible things like that? Surely these monstrosities are not something even god can love!

The only good primate is a hominid or a prosimian. Thats my take. Orangutans count as hominids in my book too, they have always seemed chill and fun to hang out with - totally not apes, they just faking it to get out of work. Chimps are total psychos, Gorillas are totalitarians - keep them in the depths of the jungles where they belong.

― No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc baboons and mandrills are not monkeys

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait yes they are! I thought they were both apes!

― Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought mandrills were apes too.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are all cute even the evil destructive killing machine monkeys

pro-monkey in all cases

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm fond of monkeys but cannot recommend highly enough the forbearance of sexual relations with them

― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 3:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/v/BEvURm2Xubs&fs=1&hl=en

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:02 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no no no no no no no no no

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:06 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that is the restaurant where they have monkey servers? I want to go there. The mask is awful though.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:11 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would like to be reborn a bonobo though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dayo that shit is fucked up man

― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:15 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.buysecurityproduct.com/pro/monkey_mask/1.jpg

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:18 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no no no no no no no no no

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:06 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Couldn't agree more

― Jibe, Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/monkeymask.jpg

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh god! i was about to go to bed, but now maybe i won't cos those pics are nightmares

― Jibe, Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like who the hell thinks putting human face masks on monkeys is a good idea?!?!

― Jibe, Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01880/monkey-mask_1880182i.jpg

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://yellowteacup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/150820091532.jpg

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.cdn.cnngo.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/624x400/article-images/large/monkey_doll_mask.jpg

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aghhhhh

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:31 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where's that video of the monkey in a girl's face mask serving people in a restaurant?

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:31 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

upthread

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:32 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah shit thanks

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:33 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this creepy doll/monkey hybrid is an acceptable use of monkeys. It's very Devo!

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have never once in my life hated a monkey.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, May 21, 2011 8:48 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People seem to be hung-up on the cute zoo monkeys.[....]

― No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

can any pro-monkey people say they have ever gone to a zoo and not seen a monkey jerking off? people take their kids to the zoo. this isn't fucking Finland for chrissakes.

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, May 22, 2011 5:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can any pro-monkey people say they have ever gone to a zoo and not seen a monkey jerking off?

yes

― out to brunch (WmC), Sunday, May 22, 2011 5:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe its a southern morality thing

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, May 22, 2011 6:15 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

although ive certainly seen it in the south. 'check it out! im jerking off y'alls!'

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, May 22, 2011 6:17 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man there's a haughty northerner joke to be made here, I just know it

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, May 22, 2011 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― System, Wednesday, May 25, 2011 7:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://lightbox.time.com/2011/05/25/the-masked-monkeys-of-indonesia/?xid=yahoo-feat#1

― dayo, Thursday, May 26, 2011 1:37 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i could theoretically hate monkeys, like if they were really loud in a place or took my food or if i had to be around them because a job situation. worst case, it would probably be a pretty mild kind of hate though. i mean, monkeys are good! like even if a monkey is in a bad movie, then at least the monkey parts are usually okay. it's true though, when they show their teeth at you it kind of freaks me out. a monkey will go off on you! they can be unpredictable, because they're basically still just monkeys underneath.

― contenderizer, Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:55 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the word "monkey" is just too damn fun to say

― Unity Tour 2011: 311 and Sublime with Rome (latebloomer), Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:08 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― System, Thursday, May 26, 2011 7:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone thinks Monkeys are coll little friends of the forest. Let me tell you the truth, they're littel fuckingbatards. If they had their way they would be eating us all for dinner. I say we round them all up and send them to antarctica. Learn to survive in the cold little demons. When has a monkey ever saved a human! What have they done for us but eat our bananas and be experimented on for us to have breakthroughs! AND we sent your little " I swell when I am fertile" ass to space once! So get out of my life!

― Latham Green, Friday, May 27, 2011 1:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^great words from a great man

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 27, 2011 4:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This MOnkey's gone to hell!

― Latham Green, Friday, May 27, 2011 4:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

those super teeny tiny ones with human faces really freak me out. but saying that, i'm getting deja-vu. didn't you have a thread about this once? monkeys being assholes that is.

― Kim, Friday, May 27, 2011 9:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had a thread about how prosimians are awesome and it was a bit heavyhanded on the monkey prejudice, I'll admit.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 27, 2011 9:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for tv shows, instead of saying "jumped the shark" we should probably say "introduced a monkey" because it's weird how often this happens and it's never good. even Big Bang's chain smoking monkey. just no.

― Kim, Friday, May 27, 2011 9:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one show that did not jump the shark with monkeys:

http://www.youtube.com/v/lSHVkQAyYcs&fs=1&hl=en

― rolling in the mde (some dude), Sunday, May 29, 2011 1:52 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dislike the monkeys in the Jammie Dodgers adverts. Generally, I veer toward the negative with simians.

― such a shame (jel --), Sunday, May 29, 2011 2:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/31/mob-burns-monkey-as-witch

― Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 3:03 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3 Weeks Pass...
Just the first minute except for DJP for which i suggest 2:45 onwards

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v165610_the-soup-monkey-madness.html

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, June 23, 2011 11:56 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Always. Would love to punch a monkey in the face. Except that Japanese monkey what rode a Segway and played baseball.

― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, June 24, 2011 5:37 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011051/Black-macaque-takes-self-portrait-Monkey-borrows-photographers-camera.html

can you really hate on this??

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/04/article-2011051-0CDC0FBF00000578-21_306x526.jpg

― dayo, Wednesday, July 6, 2011 6:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha ha ha! What a goofy looking monkey!

― Ray the Otter. (captain rosie), Friday, July 8, 2011 2:31 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

symmetry = beauty, fyi

― also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Friday, July 8, 2011 2:59 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Symmetry + monkey = goofy looking, :P

― Ray the Otter. (captain rosie), Sunday, July 10, 2011 4:36 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had to fight a monkey that wanted my wallet once in Bali. I hated that one.

― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, July 10, 2011 4:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread is an abomination. i love monkeys always.

they have monkeys here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar -- i would like to visit them. they're the only monkeys in europe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gibraltar_Barbary_Macaque.jpg

― Mordy, Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Gibraltar_Barbary_Macaque.jpg

― Mordy, Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:06 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.numista.com/catalogue/photos/gibraltar/g237.jpg

― Mordy, Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:08 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wanna see the new documentary about Nim Chimpsky

― Mordy, Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:09 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't always hate monkeys, but when I do...

― relentlessly googling hipster (Hurting 2), Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:17 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monica lewchimpsky

― Ray the Otter. (captain rosie), Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monkeys are always trying to steal wallets. What are they doing with this money?

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Monday, July 11, 2011 4:33 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/moneybags/326616087_d2f6cada32_o.jpg

― dell (del), Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not a monkey

― (｡◕‿‿◕｡) (ENBB), Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:14 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soz :(

― dell (del), Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:15 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a happy chimp with lipstick on. Little chimpy freak.

― Ray the Otter. (captain rosie), Thursday, July 14, 2011 6:06 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 Years Pass...
monkeys - no. brass monkey - yes.

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, May 21, 2011 4:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can any pro-monkey people say they have ever gone to a zoo and not seen a monkey jerking off? people take their kids to the zoo. this isn't fucking Finland for chrissakes.

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, May 22, 2011 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Monkeys are always trying to steal wallets. What are they doing with this money?

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Monday, July 11, 2011 3:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/IpdNuw8.gif

― pplains, Thursday, September 5, 2013 9:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

voted always
I also always hate apes

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, May 20, 2011 9:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa whoa whoa. didn't know it was even politically correct to have this opinion. orangutans are such spiritual animals if you spend time living with them.

― james franco, Thursday, September 5, 2013 9:28 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah stoners love monkeys, franco. WE GET IT.

― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Thursday, September 5, 2013 12:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this isn't fucking Finland for chrissakes
lolling at my 2 yrs younger self

― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Thursday, September 5, 2013 12:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Friday, 6 September 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link

Lemurs are not monkeys.

― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 6 September 2013 06:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

feed the monkey

― champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 23 December 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

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