Vomiting: C/D

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Like eating at KFC, vomiting is one of those things you think "Ooooh, haven't done that for ages", and when you do, you realise the reason you have abstained is because it's rubbish.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate the way the acid always goes up the back of my nose and it burns for days. A distinct dud.

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

very few ppl set out to vomit. Similarly, very few ppl find themselves inadevrtantly eating KFC.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm KFC. The link between the two is frankly distasteful and I shall be setting the good Colonel's legal department on you shortly.

I'm never really vomited so I can't comment.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic - but remember to use mouthwash afterwards instead of yr good ole toothbrush! You get such a feeling of satisfaction with a good old vomit. Get all the crap out of you.

Vomiting liquids = DUD as it goes all up yore NOSE.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm never really vomited so I can't comment.

I find this really hard to believe. Sorry Pete.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually the dud part is the few minutes beforehand when everything is all woozy and swirly and you've got to build up that momentum to actually throw it all up. Worst feeling ever.

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate it. I have thrown up only five times since I was 12, and those were all alcohol/drugs related incidents which happened when I was in my first three years at uni.

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i cant remember the last time i threw up - its been a good few months, probably more than six - this is great!

― blueski, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

The only time I have done (in memory - possible as small baby) anything resembling vomiting was when I tried to down a pint once and it came straight back up. Since there was no actual gap between the attempted swallow and everything bouncing back up and the beer filled the pint glass with no real obvious change I am wary to call this vomiting really.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

More regurgitation really, or as they call it on Glutton Bowl, 'a reversal'. Pete ALL small babies vomit, it is their job, the really cool ones projectile vomit.

― Emma, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe Pete's claim that he's never been vomitted.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I have never thrown up from drinking, which I am very proud of. My theory is that my tolerance is so low that I can get pretty drunk off of an amount of alcohol that is small enough so that I don't vomit. Hoorah for me.

― Nick A., Tuesday, 8 October 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't thrown up in a long time. but I remember always being so amazed how much better I felt after I had thrown up. this is alcohol induced throwing up, obviously. the worst part of it all is, yes, beforehand. when your mouth sort of starts to water. yuck.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

speaking of vomiting and kfc, please sign up now for jess's "walking tour of places he's vomited in nyc", sometime between dec. 20 and jan 3.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Me me! I'll sign up! Num num KFC. It is worth vomiting up freshly eaten KFC just to taste that chicken gravy all over again.

What?

― even i think that is a bit gross (starry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, that's just...foul.

― i am in wuv (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Jess, lets go on a date!

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

it would never work. we come from two different worlds. venus and mars, baby.

― now i feel ill (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, the passion.

As mumbled here last week, the previous Thursday brought on a bout. Yeurgh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh great, as soon as I suggest a date, Jess feels ill. And you wonder why my self-esteem is in the negatives.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

aw, no! i meant my "smoov luvvaman" persona had made me ill.

(besides, once nancy gets back and checks ile i'm in a heap of trouble already.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The classic bit is how good you feel afterwards, especially if you're properly ill, and not just drunk.

And getting boiled lemonade to drink and maybe even being able to eat something, as you're stomach isn't churning away.

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Fine! *hmph*

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tampere.fi/tamu/myy.jpg

― i tried to find a vomiting one to no avail. (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, Moomin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

After spending all of Sunday doing this after a major bender, I can attest it's completely dud. Especially when there's pure bile involved. Shudder.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

puking when drunk is great, it helps you feel better. puking from illness is awful.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm pretty sure the last time i threw up was a big 24 hour production from some food poisoning. i couldn't even keep water down for like a day, i was a bit concerned about getting dehydrated. i really hate throwing up and have at times had a bit of a complex about it.

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

boiled lemonade????????!!! what the hell? no wonder ye are vomiting!

― spectra, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic on school days because it's the only thing the school nurse sends you home for without arguing about how you don't have a fever so you must not really be sick.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i hate puking. it doesn't taste nice.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I got shitfaced with a friend in high school and we spent 30min trying to out do each other in making a giant pool of bile and vomit. that was great. vomiting sober is hell tho

― kevin enas, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I had the dry heaves a few weeks ago = dud

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

This is such a great twist on a Nick question.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 02:46 (twenty-three years ago)

vomiting=dud.
fact that i have aquired a ridiculous nickname for how often i vomit=even bigger dud.

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Vom Vom McPukey?

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy is my hero. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i wish it were as creative as that.

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(spew-o-tron)

― amy (amy), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I once got a vomitter of the year award for a certain drunken projectile incident which i still don't exactly remember. This was in a University hall of residence, too, so you can imagine the competition was k-fierce. I still can't go near dark rum, tequila, gin, schnapps, cheap '62% vodka'...

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 10 October 2002 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i did that too petra, i was discovered lying in a toilet cubicle surrounded by black spew by one of the subwardens. i was the only girl in the place who would only vomit out of drunkenness.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 10 October 2002 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

The rapid evacuation of thee toxic concoctions brewing in yr torso is a useful failsafe, & there's this . . . focus . . . on the body that leaves yr mind free to do a merry pirate jig of abstraction. Or maybe that was due to what prompted the vomiting, not the vomiting itself, etc.

Vomiting from illness is the pits - the hurl-every-fifteen-minutes, clockwork style, during the night, ventures into PUT ME DOWN territory.

(di by yr last comment are you implying everyone else vomiting due to eating disorders or something like that?)

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 10 October 2002 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Vomiting Into the Vertiginous Abyss: C/D?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 October 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

JaegerNight '94... I had 10 shots and have never vomited so much in my life - can't even smell the stuff now

― luna.c (luna.c), Thursday, 10 October 2002 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

ess-kay, yep.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 10 October 2002 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

ess-kay, yep. and thats no exxageration.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 10 October 2002 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...

i really hate racing to find somewhere where you can safely blow chunks.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the best part! It's like a fun racing game.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw up last week after getting what I assume was food poisoning. It's horrifying, your body is totally out of your control. I think prior to that I hadn't thrown up in like 5 years.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ch1x0rZ D1ggi7

― BLORBGORT, Wednesday, 10 September 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I get watery aching jaws. This alerts me to an imminent map throw.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I vomit a lot.
I get sick quite easily, and get really awful motion sickness.
I once vomited in the airport right in front of the metal detector, everyone had to step over it before they could board the plane.

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

i eat vegitarian a few days a week, and yesterday was one of them. I had fresh fruit for breakfast (apples, grapes, banana), i had mediterranean for lunch (tabouleh, baba ghannouj, hummous, and falafel), and last night I wasn't very hungry so i ate a small veggie taco from a local mexican restaurant.

I get home around 9pm, finish work around 10:30pm and go to bed. around 12:10am my throat and stomach feel all acidy and i toss and turn for about 5 mins. before i realize what's happening. i walk into my bathroom and am there for about 20 minutes. it subsides but i feel much better, i rebrush teeth, mouthwash, 2 glasses of water then go back to bed. around 3:30am i feel it again, i barely make it into the bathroom in time and resume the events of earlier in the evening. is there any worse feeling than that of impending puking?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

also, i rarely vomit, i have a pretty substantial constitution.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Gygax dude, get the to a shoes/trainer thread!!
I don't mind vomiting at all actually. Self induced is totally classic. Involuntary is pretty sucky though!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to have a real problem with vomiting, but then i realised that i feel much better after i do, so i just let loose when the opportunity comes.

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

vomiting viewed on its own is of course dud, but viewed as a logical progression from a drunk/crunk/overfed feeling it can be a tuly glorious thing. Plus i like the way it comes out of your nose, kind of spouting off in oposite directions, like a multicoloured Dali mustache.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

euw no, i hate that!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I can usually think myself out of puking. The only time I can't is when it's alcohol induced - if I can't control my brain, I can't control my stomach - but I picked up some morning sickness pills a couple of years ago and they are really good at staving off queasiness.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never been able to induce vomiting. i tried one time after a LOOONG night of jagermeister, so i could go to bed without the room spinning but i couldn't do it! the next morning i woke up with a lightning bolt shaved in my chest hair.

― brock (brock), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha!
Probably being a girl, it's kinda inbred!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 September 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud. For me it's always accompanied by a drop in blood pressure that makes me pass out. Last bit of food poisoning I had, my wife found me face down on the bathroom floor, ass sticking straight up in the air. Last stomach flu, I passed out in the dirty-floored men's room at work, then passed out again in the car while my wife was driving me home. Puke-faint-revive-repeat. Bummer.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

there was this one time i got really drunk and i could feel that i was about to vomit, but i was in this crowded bar and the toilets were nowhere to be seen. It was a dreadful moment, I just had to keep saying to myself "don't puke don't puke don't puke", holding my breath real hard, kept my mouth shut, whilst NOT thinking about vomiting at all (if i start to visualise it it'd happen).

it didn't strictly work - the stomach ended up having one convulsion - but my mouth was shut so tight that i was keeping everything in. And then it was decision time. "Jesus Christ" i thought to myself, and swallowed everything back in.

I felt strangely better afterwards - i think i even drank another pint.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 September 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

it was kinda gross

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 9 September 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

euw!! The only way I can stave off vomiting it to do some deep breathing exercises. in trough the nose & out through the mouth. Worst time where I had to do this was on a plane back from Germany with the hangover from hell. You have no idea how bad the coffee smelt on this plane.

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 9 September 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Vomiting is classic. Party till you puke!

― Crap Bootie, Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

is there any worse feeling than that of impending puking?

Yes, retching. Its been three years since I last vomited, which is quite an achievement considering the amount of alcohol I drink on a weekly basis I suppose. I'm very bad when it comes to falling asleep in random places, mind.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Vomiting after "accidentally" drinking too much = classic.
Vomiting later out the window of a speeding cab = k-classic.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate it when I cant stop the vom from happening but have to, cos I'm at my desk at work or somewhere and cant get to the loo/sink in time, and you run for it but then it all starts coming out of your nose :(

Like Jim said way above, I get these hideous vom fits after drinking - I never spew when drunk but I can spend a lot of the next day spewing bile and water. I must have a dodgy pancreas or somehting. I really have to watch what and how much I drink (wine seems to particularly offend), or I'll spend half the next day hurling.

One time I was so booze poisoned I spent til 8pm the next night spewing up every drop of water I kept trying to keep down. I was terrified I'd dehydrate. I ended up having to call a home visit doctor to come give me a maxalon injection. Classy (and expensive!).

Apart from booze spews, Ive not hurled much at all. A few influenzas.. I dont think Ive ever had food poinsoning luckily.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I also have a weak bladder. Make your own conclusions.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i remember the episode of 21 jump street where johnny depp and the chubby guy have to swallow some cocaine and then they go into the boys' room and induce vomiting. at the time i thought that was kind of cool in the same way that sex was cool--i.e. totally unfathomable. later i would learn to induce vomiting.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 10 September 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

One morning I woke up after a very long night. I was all hot and sweaty and hungover. I thought that the perfect thing to do would be to wobble into the kitchen and get some ice cold ice water.

I drank about liter of the ice water. It felt good, but I was still woozy and wobbly. I decided to take a hot shower. Maybe that would make me feel better.

Five minutes into that hot shower, and I felt it coming. There wasn't any time, so I fell down on all fours and vomited all of that ice water back out and into the drain. Huge, convulsing heaves of ice water searing a frozen trail that I could feel from my stomach, up through my chest and throat, and out of my mouth.

I have never felt more alive and refreshed, I think, then to be naked under that hot water faucet, cleansing out last night's evils with that clear, cool water. Plus, it was easy to clean up.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

so one vote for "c"!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 September 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I woke up hungover Sunday morning with no memory of Saturday night past 11 (what/who I did), and then I came close to screaming and crying because I thought I was in the room alone. It took me a full five minutes or so to realize that Julian was just in the shower and not in another bed somewhere with another girl(s). Took me only about 5 seconds after that to realize I was about to be sick, so I stumbled to the bathroom and managed to get to the toilet and threw up until I was puking bile. Jules standing there in the shower looking down at me and looking dead said "if only I could hide it as well as you do." Then for different reasons I came close to a breakdown and suddenly hated him more than I'd ever hated anything, but he said head up, baby, this shit isn't new to you anymore, you never do anything you don't intend to. So I got over it, as one does, then a smile and a kiss and a fuck and a song and back to normal.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 10 September 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Vomiting saved my life once! I woke up somewhere completely lost and panicked but found a vomit trail which led all the way back home. This was after drinking Everclear

― dave q, Friday, 10 September 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate vomiting, mine or other peoples'. i once worked in an irish pub in germany when the so called "king of the knackers" had an all day drinking party with his posse, culminating in an epic spew of combined steak and chips, baileys, cider, lager and whiskey which led from the bar, through the pub, all the way down the stairs to the dunnies and then all over the men's urinal. oh the joys of being a barmaid, cleaning that up on a saturday night was just awesome.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 10 September 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohhhh gross :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

See now this is why I could never be a nurse or doctor. I can handle blood and guts and gore fine, but when it comes to spew and shit, I'm repulsed out of my mind.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 10 September 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm the exact same trayce! it was very gross but also epic in a weird way, in 8 years working in all manner of pubs i never saw it matched. what a claim to fame eh! i was on an all day shift and that bloke started his day in the pub with a fry up and a pint glass of baileys. i do not joke. i nearly threw up myself.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 10 September 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

i ate some dodgy chicken last night, sober, and chundered, it dawned on me that this was the first time i've spewed in about 10 yrs that icr!

― yuoowemeone, Monday, 20 September 2010 10:25 (fifteen years ago)

Vomiting saved my life once! I woke up somewhere completely lost and panicked but found a vomit trail which led all the way back home. This was after drinking Everclear

― dave q, Friday, September 10, 2004 5:16 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

A modern day fairytale.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 20 September 2010 11:31 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

i had a hacking cough that irritated by throat, which led to more coughing etc. kind of violent coughing actually. it didn't help that there was a lot of mucus in my throat, which added to the irritation that led to more coughing. anyway, i haven't eaten anything in a while so there was no food, just mucus and little specks or streaks of blood. should i assume these are just from the violent coughing? or should I go to the ER or something?

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 13 May 2013 08:37 (thirteen years ago)

I hope you've made a decision by now! Good luck, amateurist.

― how's life, Monday, 13 May 2013 09:34 (thirteen years ago)

six years pass...

― mark s, Thursday, 4 July 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

You could say that vomiting puts the 'fun' in 'functional', but it would be bad, wrong and crazy. otoh, vomiting does exactly what it was designed to do and usually helps the situation more than it hurts it.

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 4 July 2019 23:59 (six years ago)

also D: rehydration powder

it also does the thing it's meant to but it tastes like crap

― mark s, Friday, 5 July 2019 09:58 (six years ago)

Whatever extraneous bug induces vomit in you: D. Vomit as salutary defence mechanism: C.

― pomenitul, Friday, 5 July 2019 10:03 (six years ago)

i seem to be keeping stuff down today but if that changes you eager vomit stans can come over and help clear up

― mark s, Friday, 5 July 2019 10:07 (six years ago)

Drink some flat 7up mark and get well soon

― gyac, Friday, 5 July 2019 10:08 (six years ago)

vomit stans on the carpet

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Friday, 5 July 2019 13:19 (six years ago)

C as a young habitual binge-drinker - more room for moar booze (extrememly D in retrospect)

D as a grownup, it is the worst sensation/experience esp when your body is still telling you to puke & there’s nothing left

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 July 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

Amateurs vomiting the morning after a holiday

― calstars, Friday, 5 July 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

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