Why doesn't bread fit into the toaster properly???????

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I always have to rip one end of the bread off, OR, turn the bread around to ensure the entire surface is cooked. Why? Why? WHY??????????? WHY DON'T THEY JUST MAKE THE HOLE A BIT BIGGER? BREAD HAS BEEN A RELATIVELY CONSTANT SIZE FOR YEARS AND YEARS (since sliced bread even?). IT really gets my goat.

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

What stupid, pathetic little things annoy you?

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Either buy smaller bread, or buy a bigger toaster. I never have this problem, and my family has a habit of buying strangely shaped loaves. Toaster investment is the key, I think.

Little things that annoy me? Only big things annoy me. (or maybe I just see them as big things)

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, on reflection I definately see small things as big things. When I think of something I'll post it here.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, your toaster is shit. Can't you see this for yourself?

Some ILE irascibility:

Things that should be minor irritants but really get your goat

What crazy prejudices do you habour?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

[I thought this thread was going to be about bad stand-up comedians]

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:13 (twenty-three years ago)

How ironic.

― Sam (chirombo), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I know others with the same problem. A bigger toaster eh? I'll definitely look into it.

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Not while it's on obviously - you might singe your eyebrows.

― Simeon (Simeon), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree with you on the "grr, argh" of it all. I think bread is getting taller

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

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