99. All the events in the song "Ironic" are actually not that ironic. Which is ironic.
― musically (musically), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
maybe that was the point
― Tom White (lunaticgrass), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― young sensation gruppe (young sensation gruppe), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Ha! I never noticed that.
― Nigel (Nigel), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link
That actually makes it to 'ironic'. Which really is ironic.
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aaron A, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link
See also: EMI buying Virgin in the '90's
there's unlimited supply and there is no reason whyi tell you it was all a framethey only did it 'cos of famewho?e.m.i. e.m.i. e.m.i. too many people had the susstoo many people support usan unlimited amounttoo many outlets in and outwho?e.m.i. e.m.i. e.m.i.and sir and friends are crucifieda day they wish that we had diedwe are an addition we are rivaled by none never ever neverand you thought that we were fakingthat we were all just money makingyou do not believe we're for realor you would lose your cheap appeal?oh don't you judge a book just by the coverunless you cover just anotherand blind acceptance is a sign of stupid fools who stand in linelikee.m.i. e.m.i. e.m.i. unlimited edition with an unlimited supplythat was the only reasonwe all had to say goodbye unlimited supply e.m.i.there is no reason why e.m.i.i tell you it was all a frame e.m.i.they only did it 'cos of fame e.m.i.i do not need the pressure e.m.i.i can't stand those useless fools e.m.i.ulimited supply e.m.i.hallo e.m.i. goodbye a & m
― Ben Dot (1977), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nick Holmes (nother), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains '94 (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― french trolly, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― cnwb (cnwb), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link
(This might be #1, really)
― Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 09:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kim Tortoise, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 11:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― dr x o'skeleton, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 11:34 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Brian O'Neill (e7jey4a0...), February 22nd, 2006.
are you american or something?
― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― cracktivity1 (cracktivity1), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
Fuck off, that's sarcasm
― alanis morrissey, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link
i sometimes amuse myself by singing "it's like ray-ee-ain on a rainy day..."
85. Frank Beard was the only clean-shaven member of ZZ Top.
well his chin was clean-shaven. he did have a stache.
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link
Sarcasm is verbal irony.
― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 23 February 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link
72. Miles Davis booked to open for the Steve Miller Band
― erklie (erklie), Thursday, 23 February 2006 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 23 February 2006 07:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― retrogurl, Thursday, 23 February 2006 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― retrogurl, Thursday, 23 February 2006 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link
How about Jimi Hendrix opening for The Monkees?
― Mark Clarke, Sunday, 26 February 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 26 February 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 26 February 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Sunday, 26 February 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link
In response to erklie's "Miles Davis booked to open for the Steve Miller Band" --How about Jimi Hendrix opening for The Monkees?-- Mark Clarke
or Prince opening for the Rolling Stones-- xgurggleglgllg
HOW ABOUT http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/irony
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 26 February 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― musically (musically), Sunday, 26 February 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 26 February 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― antonio, Monday, 27 February 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link
65. "Who cares they're always changing/Corporation names" - line from "We Built This City", by Starship (formerly known as Jefferson Starship, who were formerly known as Jefferson Airplane)
― Joe (Joe), Monday, 27 February 2006 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joe (Joe), Monday, 27 February 2006 00:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― doc radr, Monday, 27 February 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tehrannosaurus HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 27 February 2006 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ant, Monday, 27 February 2006 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link
60. T-Rex in fact not only were not dinosaurs, but they had never even met one!
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― gerald the man, Monday, 27 February 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link
this is ironic because eight years later he would be on mtv discussing his new job as a representative of the libertarian party, trying to sound smart, when in fact liberatarians are fucking morons, just like mr. novoselic.
― ath (ath), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― frrrdddd, Monday, 27 February 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― ath (ath), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― ath (ath), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link
54. In Eminem's Stan, he writes to help his fan, but even as he is writing, he realizes that the fan has already killed himself and his wife. Oh no! Ironic!
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― sure it is right, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link
i know it really makes no difference, but nirvana performed at the 92 vma's.
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Whiney G. Weingarten (christopher...), February 26th, 2006.
WTF? Expectation vs. reality, hello? You don't expect maybe the greatest musician of the century to play second-fiddle to a hack.
― erklie (erklie), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link
52. Spade Cooley celebrates the ménage à trois in his song 'Three Way Boogie'
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link
53. The opening line to Pat Boone's 'Words': "Words are easy to be spoken"
― Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:27 (eight years ago) link
Or 51. Whatever.
― Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
50. "Sorry seems to be the hardest word" but he says it quite easily in the song.
― Mark G, Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link
49. You'd never believe it, but the members of Britpop legends Pulp all prefer no pulp orange juice!
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 8 October 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link
48. Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like thisSome of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like thisSome of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like thisSome of them try to rhyme but they can't
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 November 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link