― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RickyT, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
NOT GUILTY
― jeff, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
R you fucking kidding me
― deej, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Nope, just now on AP
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
O_O
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 June 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
unbelievable
anyway good piece on dero pleading the 5th / issues of child porn here: http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/hottype/080612/
― deej, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
is he gonna celebrate this occasion with a statutory rape or two?
― omar little, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
at the River North McDonald's.
― Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
My minds telling me nooooooo!
― jim, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
thank God we live in a country where a man can pee on a young girl and not have to go to jail for it
― J0hn D., Friday, 13 June 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
totally got this in my head now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_DTexNGn-U
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 13 June 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://koreantomcruise.muxtape.com/
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
You realize his next album is going to be titled "I Had Sex with an Underage Girl"
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit, i can't believe he got off (pun not intended)
― Beatrix Kiddo, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Beatrix Kiddo, though I may appreciate it that was a FAIL. R Kelly wouldn't be as blatant as to title his album with something that would directly implicate him, it'd be something innocuous like 'Them Girls' and he'd sing some shit like (off the top of my head); 'I love them girls with the long hair, short hair, black hair, no hair down there, I love them girls with the big eyes, big thighs, come up to my thighs, I love them girls with the smooth skin, body a 10 just turned eleven, oooh..." and T. Pain would be on that joint and no one would be the wiser. I better get royalties if this happens.
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
how the fuck?
― The Reverend, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Not my finest hour.
― VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
WOW amazing....don't care if it's offensive but I'm happy, more music from kells
― chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Fantastic.
― Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
(the song parody, not the trial or chinch's comment!)
― Eazy, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
count me in, very happy about the verdict here.
― Jena, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yup.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
still cant believe this shit feelin like dan p up in this
― The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
-- The Reverend, Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:35 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
lol lol lol
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
p
seriously, what the fuck
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
BIRDS MUST NOT BE KEPT IN CAGES
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
PISS MUST NOT BE KEPT OFF CHILDREN
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
-- chinchillas they can fit on gorillas, Friday, 13 June 2008 20:35 (Yesterday) Link
I'd probably be leaning toward this reaction a lot more if his current single wasn't as awful as "Hairbraider."
― some dude, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgs5_YSVjtE
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i30.tinypic.com/2sbskf8.jpg
^Best part.
― Bodrick III, Saturday, 14 June 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
feelin like dan p = in a mood of r kelly hatred
― The Reverend, Saturday, 14 June 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
this is pretty fucked up
― deej, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
from an email I received earlier: "It is my sincere hope that Tim Russert passed from this earth without the knowledge that R.Kelly had been set free to inflict further pain on families across this country."
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
further piss
― jeff, Saturday, 14 June 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
― am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ needs samples of R. Kelly saying "real talk" after every line
― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
please somebody do this..... it would make my lifetime
― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The Eleventh Amendment goes as follows:Celebrities are always innocent and no celebrity shall ever go to jail.
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
ffs
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd though you said you'll leave ILX, Marcello.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll retract that one.
It's difficult to touch anybody when you spend the whole of your life locked in one room.
― LBC's Steve Allen good morning I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:07 (fifteen years ago) link
[ADMIN: post deleted - over the line]
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 25 September 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Good thing you deleted that post, I hope Marcello realizes this sort of bullshit isn't tolerated on ILX anymore.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
aw what did i miss :[
― am0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"that dude"
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Taking up Flex's point about copping some responsibility, why do you think others (industry, DJs, Jay-Z) were comfortable for so long with him when it wasn't a well-kept secret in the first place? Was it just C.R.E.A.M (and the fact he's not on top anymore)? Was there a sense that his private life was private, or just that he wasn't going much further than the regular sex-with-groupies? How does this case work alongside hip hop masculinity / sexuality? Oh no! I just asked for some undergrad Cult. Studies essay...
― paulhw, Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link