I know you are all too damn cool for the 2005 Grammy Awards; but don't you think they deserve a little thread action anyway?

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I'm so hammered right now. Marc Antony looks and sing like Hayden Christensen.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw, naw...Marc Anthony's fine. Least he can sing!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh God, Dan must be DYING out there!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

These two are obviously in love.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

rednecks across america think they've mistakenly switched the chhannel to univision.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon Secada! He speaks Spanish, too.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Everybody seems really sleep tonight. Or maybe that's just me.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

"Freebird!!!!!!"

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

What...no Kid Rock?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

IS RICKY TO SING HAVE THEY BROUGHT RICKY PLEASE TELL ME HE HAS A NEW SINGLE ABOUT A RANDY VIXEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Is he really that short? Or is she wearing heels? Or both?

I enjoyed that. Marc Anthony sounded great.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"FRRRREEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!"

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

(Youch...)

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I really hate the lead singer of the current incarnation of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"Freebird!!!!!!"

What do assholes in concert crowds call out for when this is playing? Just curious.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, southern rock is kind of country-ish, so if we have country stars sing... oh fuck, this just isn't working.

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

haha of course they do JUST the slow part of "Free Bird", no solos.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

THE GRAMMY MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO THE RED STATES!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Who is Keith Urban?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

michael daddino is this thread's all-star. You win the grammy!

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

rednecks across america are no longer confused. keith urban & elvin bishop saved that bloated performance.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Is "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" considered a Southern Rock classic? (Painfully short cut-off there.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

What does Tim McGraw sound like when he's in tune?

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

(double yuck)

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Keith Urban is a pretty boy Country superstar from Australia, fyi.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Where's Nelly to PC this mess up?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

he exists to make Tim McGraw seem less metrosexual. (xpost)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

ps, i am live blogging teh grammys:

http://www.herjazz.org/mt/

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

And where are Big & Rich?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Dickey Betts!! Fuckin' awesome. I hope Roger is watching.

Elvin Bishop sounded nice. good to see the fellow maroon getting some love. They should have totally had Elvin and Dickey guitar duel the coda to Freebird.

Hey Josh, happy birthday, btw! (a birdie told me)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

although I guess that could be in reference to Nelly too! (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST DO I HATE SOUTHERN ROCK!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

how great would it be if Neil Young walked out and decked the Skynyrd guy?

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks Rob! We should get a beer or something one of these days. I can show you baby pictures.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

If Gretchen's only going to sing a little part here, then the guitars are the only reason why this segment should exist.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

By the way, Bono's hat and mawkishly awkward tributes to his father made me want to snap my copy of War in half.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

This performance makes me happy I left before Skynyrd at last year's Naperville Rib Fest.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Let's see how much random crap we can flash in the background in lieu of a confederate flag?

― Jay Smooth (jsmooth995), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Ricky Martin again!!!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

What happened to the actual awards?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh. Oh God. That's Ricky Martin? The Ricky Martin I know doesn't have a double chin.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The actual awards were canceled in the face of massive redundancy.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

By the way, Bono's hat and mawkishly awkward tributes to his father made me want to snap my copy of War in half.

The music on War makes me want to ... oh never mind.

xppppRICKY MARTIN OMGWTDFLOOPQO!!!

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

patience, baby, we've got alllll night (xpost)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ricky Martin I know has been out of the spotlight long enough to get a double chin and a gut.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that Skynyrd in the KFC ad?

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Synergy.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Will.i.am playing God in Joan of Arcadia amounts to type-casting of a sort.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Iggy Pop just died and rolled over in his grave.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Ricky Martin has the saturnine expression of a man who thanks God he wasn't cool enough anymore to sing the J-Lo/Marc Anthony duet or the Skynard number.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

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