A Thread for Hilarious RONG Things my Sociology of Pop Music Prof Says

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I would like to say "hi" to the pinefox, whose presence has been sorely missed!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Squarepusher records are almost exclusively bought by road workers, incidentally.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

best thread ever. its as if the class was taught by Patrick Bateman.

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/images/features/topvillains/10brooks050107.jpg

"Paula Cole's 'where have all the cowboys gone' is a heartbreaking lament for the plight of the modern American farmer."

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link

uh, i mean...

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/1773/patrickswingaxhr2.jpg

swinburningforyou, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

My English Professor's a HACK

latebloomer, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

if this is an undergraduate class, it's likely stocked with undergrads looking for an easy A. I don't think that pop music is being interrogated here. And there are academics grappling with pop music. Look at the faculty of the Musicology department at UCLA.

Also, these quotes are ridiculous not just because they are wrong, but because they miss the point of a sociology class.

^^^^ otm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link

it's likely stocked with undergrads looking for an easy A. I don't think that pop music is being interrogated here

ding ding

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link

i saw yo mama the other day, right?

she had on a sweat shirt, said "UCLA" on it.

i was like god damn, I didn't know you went to college!

she said "I DIDNT - MY NAME'S OOOKLAH"

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

"To be honest I'm not sure why pop music should need to be 'approached by academia' at all.

-- Matt DC"

amen. fuck academia.

pipecock, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i saw yo mama the other day, right?

she had on a sweat shirt, said "UCLA" on it.

i was like god damn, I didn't know you went to college!

she said "I DIDNT - MY NAME'S OOOKLAH"

Quite possibly the funniest joke ever on a rap (or "rap") album. And people think psychoanalysis is humorless.

Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link

YEAH, FUCK ACADEMIA

max, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR RODNEY KING

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR MARION BARRY

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR DESCARTES

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR JOHNNY RAMONE

latebloomer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR NANCY SINATRA

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

for usa for africa

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

For Love Not Lisa?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

For Squirrels

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

4 non blondes

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link

FORGOT ABOUT DRE

max, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck academia. Fuck academia? Fuck. Academia! Fuck. Academia?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 04:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuckademia Nuts

latebloomer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

guys are you ready to hear what she has to say about rage against the machine's "know your enemy" cause that is going down like there's a whale in the boat circa tomorrow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:18 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR BARBEQUE SAUCE.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:19 (sixteen years ago) link

lol A+ random wfb ref hoos.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:20 (sixteen years ago) link

william f buckley?
wells fargo bank?

Help me to understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:29 (sixteen years ago) link

wfb, man.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Warhammer: Fantasy Battle.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:19 (sixteen years ago) link

whale in a f'n boat

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link

guys are you ready to hear what she has to say about rage against the machine's "know your enemy" cause that is going down like there's a whale in the boat circa tomorrow

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:18 (3 hours ago) Link

Go.

MRZBW, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link

HOOS, when does your semester end? any chance i could Fed Ex you a video camera for some YouTube hilarity?

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link

yearning

lukas, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

If you do just one thing for me in this life, HOOS, please get her to spin out her interpretation of "American Pie" and transcribe it for us all.

John Justen, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

has this perfesser ever played percussion for the rock band gay dad?

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

If you do just one thing for me in this life, HOOS, please get her to spin out her interpretation of "American Pie" and transcribe it for us all.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 18:51

We have already done this! She just gave us a lengthy and arcane spreadsheet. It was awesome.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry about the delay, btw guys, internet went down on the entire campus today (?!).

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

"Tupac really was a big softie, his record company made him do all that thug stuff. Read interviews with the rappers, they'll tell you that the execs will turn them away if their lyrics aren't violent or misogynistic enough!"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

"Kurt Cobain & Zach De La Rocha (Rage Against the Machine) had a lto in common, in that they both wanted their music to be a revolutionary call to political consciousness."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

PLZ TO EMAIL ME LENGTHY AND ARCANE SPREADSHEET PLZ PLZ

John Justen, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

"Kid Rock was really the 90s version of John Lennon, and 'Bawitdaba' was his 'Give Peace a Chance.'"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

btw guys in case you are curious, here are the transcribed lyrics of the opening 1.5 minutes of "Bawitdaba," according to my course packet paid for in part by the citizens of the State of Texas.

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid Rock!!!!!!!!
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

^ your tax dollars at work, people

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I will have to scan spreadsheet etc etc but I will do my due diligence or whatever it's called.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link

"Of course, as we all know, Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez left us in 1994 in a plane crash."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

also can we please note that Bawitdaba actually sounded kind of awesome on auditorium speakers

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

"'Sing for the Moment' was really Eminem's artistic peak."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link


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