Van Halen Album Covers and Questions We May Have Abou them....

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"Weed, that is. Acapulco Gold, Jamaican Tea."

eman (eman), Thursday, 27 January 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
what person said the first van halen was a bad album? i want to come to your house and kick your teeth in while blasting "on fire" super loud. call me..

cornelius crash (cornelius crash), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Imagine if your girlfriend just smiled and the picture sold, what that might do to a guy...

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
Van Halen Photos and Questions We May Have About them....

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060306/capt.camw12703061102.elton_john_oscar_party_camw127.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 March 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Question #1 - Are those his teeth that he's holding in his right hand?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 March 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

No way. Is that really Eddie?!!

darin (darin), Monday, 6 March 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Musician Eddie Van Halen arrives at the 14th Annual Elton John Academy Awards Viewing Dinner and After-Party in West Hollywood, Calif., Sunday, March 5, 2006.

That would be not only The Most E-Mailed image, courtesy of Yahoo, but also THE MOST VIEWED.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 March 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that Tawny Kitaen behind him?

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

pretty soon he'll be landing parts as "scary old guy" in rock vids. like that creepy old bald guy in the metallica videos like "unforgiven." that guy got a lot of work for a year or two there.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

When I saw that pic out of context on the oscar thread, I thought he was some crazy relative of Robert Altman or something. Wow.

darin (darin), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

He looks like a late-model drawing of Doyle from the "Love and Rockets" comic.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

SAME EXPRESSION!

http://www.afgrant.com/images/vh_04.jpg

Da Na Not! (donut), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

meanwhile, all that Jack has made Mike look.. well, the same.. add a few pounds.

http://bonnevillesports.com/images/Mike.jpg

Da Na Not! (donut), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Why is Daid Lee Roth doing the radio thing, really? They're all rich, right? Is it attention? Lack of any other job? Cos he likes talking?

The show is just so...bad. No other word. And I even sort of wanted to like it. The music he plays on it is also quite peculiar...like Motown covers played by trad rock bands. It gets worse when he starts talking about how rappers "sample and scratch their voice over old songs." I think he thinks every hip hop song is one man with pro tools...

paulhw (paulhw), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Diamond Dave is rich.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Really? Hmm, OK. I guess I just read all the stats (multiplatinums) and assumed some of that money had hung around / been invested by someone, somewhere. (If you buy houses, it's hard to destroy that investment).

Another thing: was he always talkative and sort of...intellectually aspiring? Coming from New Zealand, I'd never really heard of him before this year ("jump" was seen as a one hit wonder thing), so I didn't realize they were an institution...

Oh, and we like pictures. Here's the radio promo:


paulhw (paulhw), Monday, 6 March 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Coming from New Zealand, I'd never really heard of him before this year ("jump" was seen as a one hit wonder thing), so I didn't realize they were an institution...

I'm from NZ too, but I have to say, this is news to me. Classic rock radio was full of Van Halen when I were a lad. Then again, classic rock staples != Top 40 hits. Not all the time, anyway.

Lotta Continua (Damian), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish i was older enough to have done blow off the cover of 1984 IN 1984...
then, the 80's would've just clicked into place in my head.
as it stands, they just look terrible and plastic in memory...
maybe THAT's the truth.

btw-jump/panama=BOTH CLASSICX!!!

eedd, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny thing is "I'll Wait" was slated to be the big single of 1984 I think. I just remember that Michael McDonald co-wrote it. Of course it flopped, and "Panama" and "Hot For Teacher" (granted, also not written by Van Halen but was a cover of Boston late 70s 'rebel' rockers Thundertrain) dominated thereafter, slightly unexpectedly.

Da Na Not! (donut), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Donut, what the hell are you talking about?

ALL SONGS COMPOSED BY ANTHONY, ROTH, VAN HALEN, VAN HALEN.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, but did Van Halen cover Thundertrain, or is this some sort of Led Zeppelin/Memphis Minnie type thing.

AND MICHAEL MCDONALD?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

haha the thundertrain "hot for teacher" isn't the same song.

Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

That's what I was asking.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

>Another thing: was he always talkative and sort of...intellectually aspiring?

You need to read Crazy From The Heat NOW.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Crazy From the Heat = TEH AWESOME

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I swore the 1984 vinyl LP credited names other than Van Halen.. the CD credits the band though.

Da Na Not! (donut), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

The CD certainly credits Michael McDonald for "I'll Wait" though. Shine sweet freedom!

Da Na Not! (donut), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooh I hope that shows up on the next episode of Yacht Rock!

Petroski (petroski), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Well I'll be danged.
I'll Wait (4:41) -
"I'll Wait" was a synthesizer-driven song co-written by Van Halen and former Doobie Brother Michael McDonald. Dave and Ted wanted this song kept off the album, but Edward and Donn pushed for it. This song is about the girl wearing men's underwear in a Calvin Klein advertisement. Roth tacked the picture next to his Sony Trinitron TV and wrote the lyrics to her.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

This whole fucking website is amazing:
1984 (1:07) -
"1984" was Eddie's improvised keyboard introduction to "Jump." It was originally over 30 minutes long and titled by Valerie Bertinelli.
The voice of Waldo in the "Hot for Teacher" video was PHIL HARTMAN.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.van-halen.com/newsite/rhrn_album.gif

photograph was taken by one of my college professors! there were two lawsuits involved with the image.

the first was between the photog and record label. apparently they never received permission to use it in the first place [a designer ripped it out of some magazine/book and scanned it in]. the second lawsuit involved the family who lived in the destroyed home, who apparently didnt want it plastered all over the world and claimed they never signed release forms. i believe their case was eventually dropped.

mts (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

never underestimate an arpegio .

retrogurl, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Eruption (1:42)
"Eruption" was one of Eddie's warm-up exercises. Ted Templeman was so impressed when he heard it, he told Ed to record it for the album. He did it in one take and to this day, he explains that he didn't play it well and made a glaring mistake. The long decending growl at the end was created using a Univox EC-80 echo unit housed in an old WWII practice bomb that Ed found in a junkyard.

retrogurl, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't "i'll wait " remind you of genesis - "abacab" ?
i was dominated by a dominant chord then raped by a crotchet.

retrogurl, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't "i'll wait " remind you of genesis - "abacab" ?

maybe not the song "abacab" but definitely that era of genesis.

Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link

He looks like a late-model drawing of Doyle from the "Love and Rockets" comic.

HAHAHAHA!!! Too true.

sleeve (sleeve), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still tickled, imagining Eddie Van Halen cornering Valerie Bertanelli in his studio and forcing her to listen to thirty minutes of synthesizer noodling.

Val finally comes back with her judgement: Cut the thing to a minute and call it "1984".

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't "i'll wait " remind you of genesis - "abacab" ?
maybe not the song "abacab" but definitely that era of genesis.

-- Shelly Winters Death Clip (theundergroundhom...), March 8th, 2006.
did van halen do prog-art ?
yeah i meant the sound and chords , not the melody.it sounds like "sarah jane" too.

retrogurl, Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:06 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
I'm betting that the new Van Halen bass player will be on the cover of the next album.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

way up at the top, that's not a map of the USA, that's a map of ROCKING OUT.

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

All I've listened to today is Van Halen; on my second run-through of the DLR6 and nearly ready to start my third. They are just owning my ass. So good.

The little "ooh" right before the first verse in "Hot For Teacher" is perfect. Dave's little exhortations are the key to enlightenment.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, yeah, parts of it anyway. The upper left part of the Fair Warning sleeve doesn't match that portion of the painting. Still very cool though.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 January 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...
four years pass...

I picked up a vinyl 1984 last weekend with an upside down back cover. Just glanced at discogs, doesn't appear to be a common error (unlike Workingman's Dead). Not valuable or anything at least.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 April 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link


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