fuck to:posers
ladies and gentlemen, my newest tattoo
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link
they do great work in taiwan:
http://theartoftattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/taiwan-tattoo.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link
hey J0hn, what other tattoos do you have?
― ha! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Pretty sure this is one of them:http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1434032_f260.jpg
― Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.
known fact.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg
― Brio, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
we're talking about tattoos, though
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, how come only Courtney is special enough to get a portrait
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
dude, that's madonna.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
my face is actually a tattoo, my actual face is a smooth reflective surface
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I like how if he's got his shirt on all you can see is a big shitty metallic 'the' on the back of his neck
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL
― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
does that say Randy Boads?
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i think it's randy roads which is still so so wrong but i like randy boads better
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
It's definitely not one big R to cover both names because noway is that an 'h'
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
no i think it's another R but the tail hooks in so it looks like a B from that angle
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I think he took the door from a stall my junior school boy's bathroom into the tattoo parlour and just said, "Gimme all of it, except put Randy Boads where that cock and balls drawing is."
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, can anyone make out the 3 band names under TESLA and above IRON MAIDEN?
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Savatage, TUFF and not sure of the other
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Heavens Rage maybe?
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
looks like HEAVES KIDS
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Heaven's Rage
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link
GiS Tuff btw. Had lots of fun laughing at them in kerrang 20 years ago
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Really tough looking hardmen
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/tuff/tuff1.jpg
http://www.dsk.zaq.ne.jp/glamglam/COVERL/TUFF01.jpg
Tuft
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
The album title referred to the clap, I assume.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Not that whoever did those tattoos had the steadiest hand, from the looks of it, but I could swear that says "The House of Hair", which is almost hilarious.
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
The House Of Hair Metal.
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, I like dude's foresight to put Guns 'n' Roses right near his asscrack.
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Is The House of Pain his name for his back? He's pointing out how awesomely tuff he was to have endured all the PAIN of tattooing to become a human jean jacket, right? Or did he really get into Jump Around after his hair metal days?
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Or was their a metal The House of Pain before the hip hop House Of Pain?
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
it's house of hair, ffs
― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
we need a poll to decide if its pain or hair
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://houseofhaironline.com/
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
if it's House of Hair, he's 23 and lives in Williamsburg and interns at Vice
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link
was their a metal The House of Pain before the hip hop House Of Pain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ntsBXdK88
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link
It is HOUSE OF HAIR i think!
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Definitely says hairhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link
So here's what I could make out:
The House Of Hair
LEFT SIDEJudas PriestWarrantAcceptRatt(logo unclear)AC/DCSkid RowDokkenWhite LionTora ToraPoisonJackylTwisted SisterKissW.A.S.P.Dangerous ToysDef LeppardDioScorpionsBritney Fox
RIGHT SIDEWhitesnakeMotley CrüeFirehouseTeslaHeaven's RageTuffSavatageIron Maiden(logo unclear)Black SabbathThe CultRandy Roads (sic)MegadethL.A. GunsTestamentQuiet RiotOzzy OsbourneBullet BoysMetallicaGreat WhiteGuns 'N' Roses(logo unclear)
I can't tell the two nearest his pits, not the one on the bottom right that appears to start "co". Sadly, I think I've heard at least one album by each of these bands.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the last one is Cinderella.
― PANZER DIVISION DEVO (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
if House of Hair ever runs into Eddie Van Halen at the beach, he's gonna have some explaining to do
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
the bulletboys were the biggest doughnut pumpers on the planet...
― Ballistic, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
xp I was assuming 'house of pain' was referring to the song of the same name by van halen, who are seriously conspicuous by their absence.
maybe his whole chest is covered in a ham-fisted facsimile of the 'fair warning' cover.
― m the g, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link
christ almighty I thought you guys would know your Ozzy Tribute album cover better:
http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/randy-rhoads-tribute.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the one on his back does not look like an 'H'
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost from other thread, not really so much bad writing but uninformed:
LOL-review of Immolation's Unholy Cult from the normally reliable AllMusic:
Immolation sounds like an opening band.
Had no idea "opening band" was a sound. Are there "openingbandcore" bands too?
If you go to a death metal show and endure three to five bands, Immolation might be the second or third band on the bill.
Wtf. This is ridic. The band had been around 20 years, and headlined several tours, both European and USA when this album came out -- in 1999, they headlined a show I attended. They're HEADLINING DEATHFEST 2010 NOW! The writer makes them sound like some mediocre struggling up and coming act that are lucky to have a record deal, rather than someone who has been on Roadrunner and Metal Blade! Not to mention what obscene amounts of money people were paying for "Dawn of Posession" on ebay after it went OOP.
Also, note the word sardonic use of the word "endure" as if watching death metal is a chore - furthering my belief that he isn't even a fan of the genre.
They've toured with some heavy hitters like Cannibal Corpse and Six Feet Under, but on their fifth album, Unholy Cult, they do nothing to raise themselves higher on the death metal totem pole.
This is a matter of opinion, but this is one of Immolation's more solid efforts, and it is not 'generic' by any means as the writer implies. Other than a few nods to Incantation (mostly the 'squeals'), Immolation have their own exotic sound that can easily be placed, and this album definitely 'differentiated' themselves from the pack, which is why it wound up on so many people's best of lists that year.
Ross Dolan's vocals are fine, but are not any more monstrous than your average death metal growler.
Lol. Whatever.
Musically, Immolation's songs have a sort of flat, relentless feel to them
Isn't being 'relentless' the point of a genre called "death metal"?
and, like Slayer, the leads seem tacked on in the middle of a song for no particular reason.
This is a far reaching comparison, not to mention that it isn't true. And if you were going to make that comparison, why focus on solely Slayer, since 'needless solos" are a staple of the genre.
The cover art for Unholy Cult is scary, but the music inside could be a little more evil.
Lol did an 11 year old write that last sentence for a book report?
― Ballistic, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Bill Chenevert of Philadelphia Weekly, you are fucking awful. Reproduced below is his capsule review for Mike Patton's Mondo Cane:
Sounds Like: The Faith No More alum sure can use his voice box. Here he sings mostly in Spanish and with a touch of kitsch, but totally authentic.
Free Association: His Eureka, Calif. roots really show here, rocking a chulo vibe.
For Fans Of: Mexico, camp, horns, Zappa, Mr. Bungle.
Not bothering to listen to the album is one thing- you have constraints on your time, I understand- but for fuck's sake, if you're going to fake it at least read a goddamn press release first or something.
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Monday, 10 May 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks for the new screen name!
― Mexico, camp, horns, Zappa, Mr. Bungle (Matos W.K.), Monday, 10 May 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link