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Poppadom Bridge-Madonna.

Luke Slater (Alan Bean), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"The cloak and dagger dangle,
promises like a candle."

i like my version much more!

AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 13 January 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

My bf just reminded me of his misheard version of the Faint's "Violent", which he heard as "There's a cocklifting sound/every argument's loud". He rewound and replayed it several times, wondering wtf they were on about.

We then realised they're singing "there's a conflicting sound". I liked the other version better.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I always thought it was "there's a conflicting sound / hear the arguments loud".

Great tune either way, though. The Faint are face-rockingly awesome.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, man. i am the best ever at mishearing lyrics. i really suck at listening to anything but instrumentation. ADD in the house!

Cameron Octigan (Cameron Octigan), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

the line in .38 special's "hold on loosely," "if you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control," i always misheard as, "if you cling to tom petty, you're gonna lose control."

i always wondered what tom did to piss them off.

Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I always thought the line in The Pet Shop Boys "Being Boring"--"We dressed up and fought and thought 'make amends'"--was "We dressed up in thoughts and thoughts make amends". I was wrong, but I still think mine is better.

The Illiterate (moriarty), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

i thought of another one

ben harper's 'diamonds on the inside'

"she was a horrible liar"

for ages i was hearing "she was a whore and a liar"

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 12 July 2007 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link

NIN, Hurt - not misheard but I prefer to sing it this way:

"What have I become, my Swedish friend?"

ledge, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm surprised no one's mentioned it upthread, but Radiohead's "No surprises" had my brother fooled for a while, doubting the merits of the song:

"such a pretty ass / on such a pretty girl"

when my bro criticized this, my brother-in-law responded "well maybe he's just calling it like he sees it"

Mark Clemente, Thursday, 12 July 2007 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

As a teen one of my friends had "Dreadlock Holiday" (you know, the one that goes "I don't like reggae / I love it") on tape, and after we'd listened to it about a kazillion times, another friend said, "You know, this is a great tune, but why does the singer say he doesn't like cricket?". Holy god did we laugh!

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 May 2006 20:22 (1 year ago) Link

He does actually sing "I don't like cricket". One of the most popular sports in the West Indies is cricket, so it makes sense.

Chriddof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm surprised no one's mentioned it upthread, but Radiohead's "No surprises" had my brother fooled for a while, doubting the merits of the song:

"such a pretty ass / on such a pretty girl"

when my bro criticized this, my brother-in-law responded "well maybe he's just calling it like he sees it"

-- Mark Clemente, Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I could never figure out if tired_nhappy in the liner notes meant tired AND happy or tired/unhappy. hmm?

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

"What have I become, my Swedish friend?"

"I miss my little Danish friend" :' (

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

(I looked around pretty hard for a picture of Mustaine. The emoticon above will have to suffice.)

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

"What have I become, my Swedish friend?"

lol I thought I was the only who sang it that way. It's even better on the Cash cover. Also, I always picture him singing it to the sSwedish chef from the muppets.

l, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

that scene with mustaine is one of the most surreal things i've seen on screen
the guy recalls 1982 like it was a week ago

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Just realised that James Carr is not singing 'Sugarplums all dancing in my mind/ everyday you whip me it feels like valentines' in You Got my Mind Messed Up.... (it's 'everyday you're with me')

sonofstan, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

My brother thought Billy Jo was saying "sell doughnuts at my door" on 'When I Come Around'.

This girl insisted that the lyrics to Positive K's "I Got a Man" were "I'm not tryin to head out sea", and claimed it was a 'metaphor'.

one of my friends in middle school thought James Hetfield was saying "to constipate his grace" in Metallica's 'Unforgiven'

Someone on Internet Relay chat thought the chorus to "The Real Slim Shady" went "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Real Shady, all you other Slim Shadys are justin my teddy".

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

oh and this foreign guy who spoke broken english on IRC was convinced that the chorus to Metallica's 'One' went "Hold my breathless, I wish go dead"

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

british nobodies freerunner have a song called 'friday don't need it' and it sounds exactly like "fried egg, don't eat it" which amuses me somewhat

electricsound, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

vegan anthem

electricsound, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

my brother used to think one of the lyrics on Shaquille O'neals debut was "Rhymin is like poopin, I'm already a legend"...

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

oh and this foreign guy who spoke broken english on IRC was convinced that the chorus to Metallica's 'One' went "Hold my breathless, I wish go dead"

I knew someone who thought it was "Oh, my breath is Irish for death".

chap, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

that just made me lol

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh my breath is Irish for death....Oh please Zod spank me.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Split Enz 'I See Red'

hurt my penis walking down the street
I see red I see red I see red

Still no idea what the actual lyric is.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i always used to hear the Big L line "you see what happened in my last fight friend?/aight then" as "you see what happened to my last white friend/ aight then"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

just mis-heard again today, as I have forever, the Hollies "Bus Stop"

"By all goods she was mine" (instead of) by August she was mine.

Soren Kierkegaard Existential Light Orchestra, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

can't believe that i am the 1st to mention this one (b/c i'm not the only one whose misheard this song), but anyway:

the cocteau twins, "sugar hiccup on cheerios"

Eisbaer, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 06:04 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I just posted this in the Muxtape thread, but:

In the Rose Tattoo song "Remedy" I mistook the line "Baby you know they call it...Rock and rollll!" for, "Baby you're not retarded...ROCK AND ROOOLLLLL!"

RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 11 April 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Until last week, in Bob Marley's "No Woman No Cry," I always thought he sang:

"And then we'll cook corned beef porridge, of which I'll share with you"

Saw someone sing it in Karaoke and when they printed the actual "a meal for it" lyrics, I nearly fell over.

kornrulez6969, Monday, 25 August 2008 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Am I the only one who for years thought the chorus to Toto's "Africa" goes "I guess the rain's down in Africa", not "I bless the rains down in Africa"?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 09:50 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/ >>> mega LOL

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Tori Amos: "God, sometimes you're a stone cold fool"

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Theres a song on that last Burial album that me and my mates keep hearing as "I cant take no more in my eye". No idea wtf it actually is, mind.

Sylvia Blap (Trayce), Friday, 15 May 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

From "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts":

"Rosemary combed her hair and ... took a cabbage into town."

Mott, I'll always love ya for that one.

staggerlee, Friday, 15 May 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Carrot glide, carrot glide, no he can't read my poker face.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

"Le-e-et's groove/be sick in your shoes" - Let's Groove by Kool And The Gang

Not only did you get the lyric wrong but the band too.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Paul Young, "Every Time You Go Away":

Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you

anagram, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Life Without Buildings - Juno: "Mad as a seal, mad as a seal"

Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Roger hold a pumpkin, in the cold November rain

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

anagram, I always used to think it was 'you take a piece of cheese with you'

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Gang of Four - Anthrax

"ought to control what I do to my mind" >>Actual lyrics

Better lyric that I always heard<<<<<"Oh to control what I did to my mind."

I used to always think "how spooky. What on earth did he do to his mind that makes him wish he could go back and take the mental reigns? Was he brainwashed?"

Cunga, Thursday, 18 June 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Cars "Shake It Up" - "Dance all night with anyone/ Don't let nobody pick your bum"

Julio Afrokeluchie, Thursday, 18 June 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Cher - "Shit, seeds, crappin' beans"

Julio Afrokeluchie, Thursday, 18 June 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Just heard "Rich Man's Spiritual" by Gordon Lightfoot for the first time, and seriously thought the 1st verse ended "I'm gonna get me a long white rope, and get me hung". The following verses made me look up the lyrics, though.

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

For years I thought Morphine's "Candy" went:

"Candy says she's made arrangements / for me in her cell"

Instead of "in the sand."

Huh. Not very interesting. Carry on.

thirdalternative, Thursday, 16 July 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought that when James Murphy shouts "Joy Division!" in Losing My Edge that he was shouting "Chinavision!" and I figured it was probably a really cool band I should learn more about.

Chinavision (altair nouveau), Thursday, 16 July 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

same with the band NCC (10cc)

Chinavision (altair nouveau), Thursday, 16 July 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"Break my knees so I can't move" in Destiny's child's Bug-a-boo.

Christyles, Saturday, 26 September 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link


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